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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

don't you hate when your mail box is full of want to fuck mails with pussy pics attached jesus girls it takes more effort than that. put a bit more effort in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

Nah what really pisses me off is when they don't read my profile. No I can't meet you now love, I'm not even in the same country!

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By *ilderMan over a year ago

dublin

It's the ones that don't take no for an answer and keep mailing and mailing that annoys me.... some people!

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

its tough isn't it lads its like we are just pieces of meat to them

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By *ilderMan over a year ago

dublin

I'm sick of being objectified, I've got a brain too ladies ya know!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Humour on the forums is back

Well done lads!

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

We are men, hear us roar, with penises too big to ignore!

Sing it wth me now!

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

you need to stimulate my mind if you want to lure me to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And really girls.just because we chat doesn't mean I'm going to meet you . I do have a life outside of here

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

And the one word or one line mails,

Hi yourself and I'm fine for fucks sake!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are men, hear us roar, with penises too big to ignore!

Sing it wth me now!"

To the tune of a Helen Reddy song?

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

and as for offering money for pairs of my sweaty post gym boxers that's just creepy and offering €2.50 is just insulting

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

"And really girls.just because we chat doesn't mean I'm going to meet you . I do have a life outside of here"

Yeah I can't meet at the drop of a hat, I'm so sick of them expecting us to be hard and ready at a notice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oops must stop doing that, he he.

Learning a few lessons here in fab etiquette, how to treat the fab guys

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

"We are men, hear us roar, with penises too big to ignore!

Sing it wth me now!

To the tune of a Helen Reddy song?"

You know, it just happens to fit....

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By *ilderMan over a year ago

dublin

Give me time to respond to my mountain of emails, I've only one pair of hands!!

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Give me time to respond to my mountain of emails, I've only one pair of hands!!"

Oh the "why aren't you replying" mail, soooo needy.

Could be worse when I say "thanks but no thanks" and I get the "I wouldn't fuck ya anyway your cock is tiny" message to really hurts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to bulk delete regularly.... apologies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are men, hear us roar, with penises too big to ignore!

Sing it wth me now!

To the tune of a Helen Reddy song?

You know, it just happens to fit...."

As I read your post I was singing it to that tune lol

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

what's worse is the abuse you get when you meet a woman before someone else. "how come you met her before me line" way to make a guy feel guilty

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By *ilderMan over a year ago

dublin

"I have to bulk delete regularly.... apologies

I make no apologies for it! They can just deal with it!

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

You know ladies, no reply means not interested.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm glad I'm not alone guys

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

When they're in my area and think I'm hanging on fab all day waiting for their one message!

Honestly, do they think we're some kind of sluts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And so what if I have a list of do's and dont's .

Yes you do need to read to the

Bottom of my profile!

so you can see what to put in the subject line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have to bulk delete regularly.... apologies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And what about the women posing as single men

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By *longshottMan over a year ago

Limerick

"don't you hate when your mail box is full of want to fuck mails with pussy pics attached jesus girls it takes more effort than that. put a bit more effort in"

Lol excellent

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

Quality over quantity, ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry boys I'm totally guilty of this!

But hey you need to get over yourself its "just a sex site!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And just because it says I'm 'online' doesn't really mean I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aw lads I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah...and you won't meet single women but I've seen your verifs

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

mens feelings matter. sex site or not we are still humans and deserve respect im soooo sick of women just booty calling me riding me like istabrac all night and not as much as a cuddle and a cuppa in the morning before you are shown the door only for them to repeat it in a few days. way to many women are doing this to me it makes me feel cheap. well no more if i dont get cuddles then im limiting you to one booty call a week sorry i have respect for myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

any chance youd meet me now and lick my fanny to completion with nothing in return ? (im in your area) oh and wear those assless chaps I like .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And ffs stop with the pics in the toilet ...

And take your socks off for the love of God

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And ffs stop with the pics in the toilet ...

And take your socks off for the love of God

And stop the pics off your lady bits beside a fluffy teddy

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

And stop giving me abuse just cos I'm not meeting at the moment. I'm here to chat with friends. I can use the site whatever way I wish.

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

why do women offer money for sex its realy demeaning

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

I have seen a vagina before, I know what one looks like.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have seen a vagina before, I know what one looks like.

But you've not seen mine. Or seen it from a 100 angles

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By *ilderMan over a year ago

dublin

I want all my future emails to have 'clitoral stimulation' written in the headline, just to prove they've read my profile!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"why do women offer money for sex its realy demeaning "

cos ye say ye are profeshaniel / profusshunal / profisenul ..yeah

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Hi"

Does not constitute a well thought message stimulate my mind and the body will follow,at least read my empty profile and take hints from that as to what interests me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"why do women offer money for sex its realy demeaning

cos ye say ye are profeshaniel / profusshunal / profisenul ..yeah

and genuine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"why do women offer money for sex its realy demeaning "

It is and very degreading to be offered 500 or 600 euro for the weekend. I mean come on girls fair is fair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the one word or one line mails,

Hi yourself and I'm fine for fucks sake!!!"

Hi babe. H r u? Wanna fuck?

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

i own the cock i make the rules

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

"And the one word or one line mails,

Hi yourself and I'm fine for fucks sake!!!

Hi babe. H r u? Wanna fuck?

Christ, the text speak hurts my eyes!

and maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i own the cock i make the rules"

Laid loving that ass mmmm (wanna fuck)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah what really pisses me off is when they don't read my profile. No I can't meet you now love, I'm not even in the same country!"

John love that ass ( wanna fuck)

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By *ir1967Man over a year ago

in da sticks, london, amsterdam, madrid

ROFLMAO this is the best thread ages, well played

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Hi"

Does not constitute a well thought message stimulate my mind and the body will follow,at least read my empty profile and take hints from that as to what interests me

Cj love that ass (wanna fuck)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want all my future emails to have 'clitoral stimulation' written in the headline, just to prove they've read my profile!"

Wilder love your chest (wanna fuck )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love this

Lol...thread of the week.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not me ,it's you hehe

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Nah what really pisses me off is when they don't read my profile. No I can't meet you now love, I'm not even in the same country!

John love that ass ( wanna fuck)

ugh, don't get me started on copy and paste messages.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah what really pisses me off is when they don't read my profile. No I can't meet you now love, I'm not even in the same country!

John love that ass ( wanna fuck)

ugh, don't get me started on copy and paste messages....."

But I swear I'm only chatting to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Desperation is not an attractive trait.

FFS have some self respect ladies.

And show some too.

Us guys are not just pieces of meat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And "no" .. I'm not interested if you just happen to be in my area or are hungover and horny.... I have a real life too you know...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great thread

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

i hope all the ladies reading this now understand what we have to put up with on a daily basis the struggle is real

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not afraid to use the block button

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And then when I turn someone down I get the usual "I wouldn't fuck you anyway" mail!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Message me something original Pleeeease

Engage my mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message me something original Pleeeease

Engage my mind "

Loving the builders crack look mmmm(wanna fuck)

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

I hate it when other guys who don't like me put up subtle digs at me with their statuses.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate it when other guys who don't like me put up subtle digs at me with their statuses.

We should set up a kik group

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By *ilderMan over a year ago

dublin

"I hate it when other guys who don't like me put up subtle digs at me with their statuses.

We should set up a kik group

And talk about drills and GAA and stuff.....

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By *orguyMan over a year ago

Tuam

My private notes about you will not be flattering.

Let it go

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

Stop mailing other women saying "keep away from him, he's mine!"

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By *ain4uWoman over a year ago

dublin

Aw you poor things ... come here and lay on my boobs and tell me all the problems you guys have to deal with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aw you poor things ... come here and lay on my boobs and tell me all the problems you guys have to deal with

No!

You're just trying to inviegle us with your charms but we are strong enough to resist. Anyway......there's mass tomorrow!

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By *ain4uWoman over a year ago

dublin

"Aw you poor things ... come here and lay on my boobs and tell me all the problems you guys have to deal with

No!

You're just trying to inviegle us with your charms but we are strong enough to resist. Anyway......there's mass tomorrow!

But but but I sent you pussy pic's. Surely that means you wanna fuck me ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What gets me lads are the ones that land in my in box sayin" your no show pony but you'll do for riding about the house "they've no consideration for my feelings at all!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We did get some pics sent to us. They sent 3 differnt porn pics with different sized boobs asking us for a meet and a friend request.

Wifey cried with laughter it was pathetic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aw you poor things ... come here and lay on my boobs and tell me all the problems you guys have to deal with

No!

You're just trying to inviegle us with your charms but we are strong enough to resist. Anyway......there's mass tomorrow!

But but but I sent you pussy pic's. Surely that means you wanna fuck me ?

If any woman wants me she have to attract me with her mind. Beauty is more than skin deep. Oh. And an up to date mortgage statement with a valuation showing at least 60% equity will help your chances.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is all so true it's about time we spoke up guys we have feelings and are body conscious we like to be held and kissed afterwards and called darling. ..oh and hear compliments galore on our bodies. ....equality is a bitch whoop whoop whoop ?? ?? ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and road frontage

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By *ain4uWoman over a year ago

dublin

"Aw you poor things ... come here and lay on my boobs and tell me all the problems you guys have to deal with

No!

You're just trying to inviegle us with your charms but we are strong enough to resist. Anyway......there's mass tomorrow!

But but but I sent you pussy pic's. Surely that means you wanna fuck me ?

But but but I'm in your area

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have feelings!!!

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By *ain4uWoman over a year ago

dublin

"I have feelings!!!

I don't care about your feelings ... now shut it and come fuck me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread has just made my day !!!! The poor poor hard done by males on here .. Don't forget the " it's a shagging site why you on here if not prepared to shag .. Look at all the veris you have .. You must shag me !! " lmaoooooooooooo hahaha !! Now come on boys get it up and get the action started !! Us ladies haven't got all day now .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's it. Blocked! FFS!

Some of the women on here show no respect. It's all about them and their sexual satisfaction ! And not even a

box of choccies to get me in the mood!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about Choccie body paint ? Come on now .. It's a sex site .. Start licking .. Lol lol

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By *ain4uWoman over a year ago

dublin

"That's it. Blocked! FFS!

Some of the women on here show no respect. It's all about them and their sexual satisfaction ! And not even a

box of choccies to get me in the mood!

Ah would ye stop.... its a sex site get over yourself.... lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Choccie body paint on that sexy bum of yours now .. Your just a tease like all the other blokes on here .. It's a sex site !!!! Pmsl .. Lol .. Loving it !!! Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im off to get my hair done.

At least Mabel at the salon will be pleasant to me.

Might even get a facial. And no......not what you dirty women are thinking. Jasis! Can ye ever think of anything else??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah lucky Mabel .. Whose getting the facial .. Mabel ? ..maybe Mabel will have a wee Choccie or something for you to nibble on there ..

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By *ain4uWoman over a year ago

dublin

"Im off to get my hair done.

At least Mabel at the salon will be pleasant to me.

Might even get a facial. And no......not what you dirty women are thinking. Jasis! Can ye ever think of anything else??"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will ye stop with the unwanted dirty pm's. So rude. Am hovering on the bulk delete. If this continues will have to put up the filters again. Feckin keyboard warriors!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And don't forget - if I don't answer your message within 3 minutes please send seven more asking why I haven't

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By *ockednLoadedMan over a year ago

City

And would girls ever stop offering to buy my used jocks, it's disgusting and degrading...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is so funny. Well done hubbs

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

That's I am deleting I need a break at least when ye send pussy pic don't sit over the toilet with a floater ffs ladies have some respect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not easy is it OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sorry to jump on your thread lads but I think you chaps don't have the auld business head on here.

€2.50 per pair of "used" boxers.

Well if Penny's still has that sale on tight whiteys they are only .65 cent a pair.

give them let's say 2mins of trx/kettlbells circuits a go.

That's €25 an hour standard rate ÷ 30 = .83 cent work/effort a pair.

which makes 1.85 per unit to produce, which is €1 profit clear as who the hell will be paying tax on it.

there's money in this!

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

the women demand top notch boxers only

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"the women demand top notch boxers only "

They demand a lot and then just get up and leave not even so much as I'll call u

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the women demand top notch boxers only "

Well then we pay the chap way less than €25 an hour!

although I am fairly sure we can get a Chinese sweat shop to produce calvin knock off at dang near cost!

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"the women demand top notch boxers only

Well then we pay the chap way less than €25 an hour!

although I am fairly sure we can get a Chinese sweat shop to produce calvin knock off at dang near cost!

cilvan kilns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cilvan kilns "

Great you know a supplier so?

FlogUmQuick Ltd. is a go then?

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

"mens feelings matter. sex site or not we are still humans and deserve respect im soooo sick of women just booty calling me riding me like istabrac all night and not as much as a cuddle and a cuppa in the morning before you are shown the door only for them to repeat it in a few days. way to many women are doing RBIs to me it makes me feel cheap. well no more if i dont get cuddles then im limiting you to one booty call a week sorry i have respect for myself. "

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

He gets to stay over?

Lucky.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He gets to stay over?

Lucky. "

Sleep overs are over rated. You have all that awkward morning sex and then rarely get breakfast.

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

Morning sex

Fry up

Tough choice.

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

I never get flowers.....I feel ...well I'm fine there's nothing wrong!

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By *ain4uWoman over a year ago

dublin

"I never get flowers.....I feel ...well I'm fine there's nothing wrong! "

Awwww ill buy you flowers

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

"I never get flowers.....I feel ...well I'm fine there's nothing wrong!

Awwww ill buy you flowers

"
why u buying flowers ???? What have u done ??

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By *ain4uWoman over a year ago

dublin

"I never get flowers.....I feel ...well I'm fine there's nothing wrong!

Awwww ill buy you flowers

why u buying flowers ???? What have u done ??"

Ahahaha ..I actually laughed out loud love it

I done nothing I SWEAR XOXO

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

"I never get flowers.....I feel ...well I'm fine there's nothing wrong!

Awwww ill buy you flowers

why u buying flowers ???? What have u done ??

Ahahaha ..I actually laughed out loud love it

I done nothing I SWEAR XOXO"
I don't believe you sleep in spare room

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By *ain4uWoman over a year ago

dublin

"I never get flowers.....I feel ...well I'm fine there's nothing wrong!

Awwww ill buy you flowers

why u buying flowers ???? What have u done ??

Ahahaha ..I actually laughed out loud love it

I done nothing I SWEAR XOXOI don't believe you sleep in spare room"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning sex

Fry up

Tough choice."

Better to go early. Avoid all that nastiness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I never get flowers.....I feel ...well I'm fine there's nothing wrong!

Awwww ill buy you flowers

why u buying flowers ???? What have u done ??

Ahahaha ..I actually laughed out loud love it

I done nothing I SWEAR XOXO"

I actually laughed at tha too

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By *ain4uWoman over a year ago

dublin

"I never get flowers.....I feel ...well I'm fine there's nothing wrong!

Awwww ill buy you flowers

why u buying flowers ???? What have u done ??

Ahahaha ..I actually laughed out loud love it

I done nothing I SWEAR XOXO

I actually laughed at tha too

Was funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I never get flowers.....I feel ...well I'm fine there's nothing wrong!

Awwww ill buy you flowers

why u buying flowers ???? What have u done ??

Ahahaha ..I actually laughed out loud love it

I done nothing I SWEAR XOXO

I actually laughed at tha too

Was funny

A gem of a post

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

"I never get flowers.....I feel ...well I'm fine there's nothing wrong!

Awwww ill buy you flowers

why u buying flowers ???? What have u done ??

Ahahaha ..I actually laughed out loud love it

I done nothing I SWEAR XOXO

I actually laughed at tha too

Was funny

A gem of a post

"
laugh away ladies I've just opened a bottle of wine and a box of lindor lindt

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By *ain4uWoman over a year ago

dublin

"I never get flowers.....I feel ...well I'm fine there's nothing wrong!

Awwww ill buy you flowers

why u buying flowers ???? What have u done ??

Ahahaha ..I actually laughed out loud love it

I done nothing I SWEAR XOXO

I actually laughed at tha too

Was funny

A gem of a post

laugh away ladies I've just opened a bottle of wine and a box of lindor lindt"

Sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I never get flowers.....I feel ...well I'm fine there's nothing wrong!

Awwww ill buy you flowers

why u buying flowers ???? What have u done ??

Ahahaha ..I actually laughed out loud love it

I done nothing I SWEAR XOXO

I actually laughed at tha too

Was funny

A gem of a post

laugh away ladies I've just opened a bottle of wine and a box of lindor lindt

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Any Bud - or Bounty Bars?

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

All is forgiven sorry laid I'm off with two hot ladies for chocolate and some drinks.....

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By *ain4uWoman over a year ago

dublin

"All is forgiven sorry laid I'm off with two hot ladies for chocolate and some drinks....."

Woo hoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All is forgiven sorry laid I'm off with two hot ladies for chocolate and some drinks.....

Woo hoo "

Woo Hoo indeed

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

"All is forgiven sorry laid I'm off with two hot ladies for chocolate and some drinks.....

Woo hoo

Woo Hoo indeed

"
wayhay two ladies on my sofa ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All is forgiven sorry laid I'm off with two hot ladies for chocolate and some drinks.....

Woo hoo

Woo Hoo indeed

wayhay two ladies on my sofa ....

Two ladies ... and beer and chocolate

You're a smooth one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck your lucky op my mail box alway empy and no pics in it.

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By *ain4uWoman over a year ago

dublin

"All is forgiven sorry laid I'm off with two hot ladies for chocolate and some drinks.....

Woo hoo

Woo Hoo indeed

wayhay two ladies on my sofa ....

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

"All is forgiven sorry laid I'm off with two hot ladies for chocolate and some drinks.....

Woo hoo

Woo Hoo indeed

wayhay two ladies on my sofa ....

Two ladies ... and beer and chocolate

You're a smooth one!"
lads gona kill me for giving I. So easily but yet so hot and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All is forgiven sorry laid I'm off with two hot ladies for chocolate and some drinks.....

Woo hoo

Woo Hoo indeed

wayhay two ladies on my sofa ....

Two ladies ... and beer and chocolate

You're a smooth one!lads gona kill me for giving I. So easily but yet so hot and

"
teach me sensai

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By *ain4uWoman over a year ago

dublin

"All is forgiven sorry laid I'm off with two hot ladies for chocolate and some drinks.....

Woo hoo

Woo Hoo indeed

wayhay two ladies on my sofa ....

Two ladies ... and beer and chocolate

You're a smooth one!lads gona kill me for giving I. So easily but yet so hot and

teach me sensai"

Are you Mr arrow from the couple the arrows ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All is forgiven sorry laid I'm off with two hot ladies for chocolate and some drinks.....

Woo hoo

Woo Hoo indeed

wayhay two ladies on my sofa ....

Two ladies ... and beer and chocolate

You're a smooth one!lads gona kill me for giving I. So easily but yet so hot and

teach me sensai

Are you Mr arrow from the couple the arrows ? "

He is

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"All is forgiven sorry laid I'm off with two hot ladies for chocolate and some drinks....."

spliter !!!!! are you the judean peoples front ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All is forgiven sorry laid I'm off with two hot ladies for chocolate and some drinks.....

spliter !!!!! are you the judean peoples front ?"

are they like the Tooting Popular Front?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"don't you hate when your mail box is full of want to fuck mails with pussy pics attached jesus girls it takes more effort than that. put a bit more effort in"

Those politicians have a lot to answer for lol

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By *ain4uWoman over a year ago

dublin

"All is forgiven sorry laid I'm off with two hot ladies for chocolate and some drinks.....

Woo hoo

Woo Hoo indeed

wayhay two ladies on my sofa ....

Two ladies ... and beer and chocolate

You're a smooth one!lads gona kill me for giving I. So easily but yet so hot and

teach me sensai

Are you Mr arrow from the couple the arrows ?

He is"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All is forgiven sorry laid I'm off with two hot ladies for chocolate and some drinks.....

spliter !!!!! are you the judean peoples front ?

are they like the Tooting Popular Front?"

More like the popular front of Judaea!

(And we all know what happened to him!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sick to death of sending close up fanny pics and having men just delete them

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I'm sick to death of sending close up fanny pics and having men just delete them

you need to stimulate guys minds we need a bit of a connection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All is forgiven sorry laid I'm off with two hot ladies for chocolate and some drinks.....

spliter !!!!! are you the judean peoples front ?

are they like the Tooting Popular Front?

More like the popular front of Judaea!

(And we all know what happened to him!) :-

He was circumcised??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sick to death of sending close up fanny pics and having men just delete them

you need to stimulate guys minds we need a bit of a connection"

Ye do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hence how he became a popular front!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hence how he became a popular front!

Wolfie smith was? I never knew that. Up The Tooting Popular Front!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sick to death of sending close up fanny pics and having men just delete them

you need to stimulate guys minds we need a bit of a connection"

Whoops! It seems the emoji wasn't sufficient to convey the tongue in cheek tone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sick to death of sending close up fanny pics and having men just delete them

Like i said in pm, wait till i ask

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sick to death of sending close up fanny pics and having men just delete them

Like i said in pm, wait till i ask

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By *anshee-MCouple over a year ago

outside the city

What are u wearing right now laid..... i need to know so i can hava wank thinking about it

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What are u wearing right now laid..... i need to know so i can hava wank thinking about it

LMAO

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I'm sick to death of sending close up fanny pics and having men just delete them

you need to stimulate guys minds we need a bit of a connection

Whoops! It seems the emoji wasn't sufficient to convey the tongue in cheek tone

my tongue has been firmly in cheek for all of this thread too as was my reply to you

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"What are u wearing right now laid..... i need to know so i can hava wank thinking about it

LMAO

"
nothing but a smile and lynx Africa lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What are u wearing right now laid..... i need to know so i can hava wank thinking about it

LMAO

nothing but a smile and lynx Africa lol"

God dammit. If it had only been Brut

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By *anshee-MCouple over a year ago

outside the city

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New profile for this thread is

1.No married women. I have one of them already.

2. No pussy pics. I know what they look like.

3. No single women. Ladies, if I decide I want you I know where to find you.

4. No unveried.

5. If we haven't chatted please don't send friend invite or wink.

6. Messages without facepic will be deleted without opening and result in immediate block.

Have I covered everything?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"New profile for this thread is

1.No married women. I have one of them already.

2. No pussy pics. I know what they look like.

3. No single women. Ladies, if I decide I want you I know where to find you.

4. No unveried.

5. If we haven't chatted please don't send friend invite or wink.

6. Messages without facepic will be deleted without opening and result in immediate block.

Have I covered everything?

You forgot the magic word from their profile to prove you read it

So don't just scan the profile and look for the word/s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sick to death of sending close up fanny pics and having men just delete them

you need to stimulate guys minds we need a bit of a connection

Whoops! It seems the emoji wasn't sufficient to convey the tongue in cheek tone

my tongue has been firmly in cheek for all of this thread too as was my reply to you"

I didn't read the whole thread and the lack of emoji confused me as to whether you were serious or not

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"What are u wearing right now laid..... i need to know so i can hava wank thinking about it

LMAO

nothing but a smile and lynx Africa lol

God dammit. If it had only been Brut

i can put on hia karate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sick to death of sending close up fanny pics and having men just delete them

you need to stimulate guys minds we need a bit of a connection

Whoops! It seems the emoji wasn't sufficient to convey the tongue in cheek tone

my tongue has been firmly in cheek for all of this thread too as was my reply to you

I didn't read the whole thread and the lack of emoji confused me as to whether you were serious or not

I wondered about your comment lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"my tongue has been firmly in cheek for all of this thread".....

I tried that once and the lady's immediate response was ...Yeuch! Take it out!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What are u wearing right now laid..... i need to know so i can hava wank thinking about it

LMAO

nothing but a smile and lynx Africa lol

God dammit. If it had only been Brut

i can put on hia karate "

Are you old enough to remember the ads for that? The big busty woman? No wonder you want Hai Karate. Or is it hia karate the dodgy one by them Chinese blokes you mentioned before?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sick to death of sending close up fanny pics and having men just delete them

you need to stimulate guys minds we need a bit of a connection

Whoops! It seems the emoji wasn't sufficient to convey the tongue in cheek tone

my tongue has been firmly in cheek for all of this thread too as was my reply to you

I didn't read the whole thread and the lack of emoji confused me as to whether you were serious or not

I wondered about your comment lol. "

Note to self: use lots and lots of laughing emojis when joking

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"What are u wearing right now laid..... i need to know so i can hava wank thinking about it

LMAO

nothing but a smile and lynx Africa lol

God dammit. If it had only been Brut

i can put on hia karate

Are you old enough to remember the ads for that? The big busty woman? No wonder you want Hai Karate. Or is it hia karate the dodgy one by them Chinese blokes you mentioned before?"

im a little young to remember that but i remember my dad had a bottle of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sick to death of sending close up fanny pics and having men just delete them

you need to stimulate guys minds we need a bit of a connection

Whoops! It seems the emoji wasn't sufficient to convey the tongue in cheek tone

my tongue has been firmly in cheek for all of this thread too as was my reply to you

I didn't read the whole thread and the lack of emoji confused me as to whether you were serious or not

Blonde!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What are u wearing right now laid..... i need to know so i can hava wank thinking about it

LMAO

nothing but a smile and lynx Africa lol

God dammit. If it had only been Brut

i can put on hia karate

Are you old enough to remember the ads for that? The big busty woman? No wonder you want Hai Karate. Or is it hia karate the dodgy one by them Chinese blokes you mentioned before?

im a little young to remember that but i remember my dad had a bottle of it "

He was into boobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sick to death of sending close up fanny pics and having men just delete them

you need to stimulate guys minds we need a bit of a connection

Whoops! It seems the emoji wasn't sufficient to convey the tongue in cheek tone

my tongue has been firmly in cheek for all of this thread too as was my reply to you

I didn't read the whole thread and the lack of emoji confused me as to whether you were serious or not

Blonde!!

More like cba!

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

3 weeks on here now and still had no luck with getting cock. don't know what I'm doing wrong, sending out all those messages n pics and not even a reply.

But reading this thread I think you guys are all a bit up your own arses....

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By *orguyMan over a year ago

Tuam

"3 weeks on here now and still had no luck with getting cock. don't know what I'm doing wrong, sending out all those messages n pics and not even a reply.

But reading this thread I think you guys are all a bit up your own arses...."

Your doing yourself no favours posting stuff like this on here.

Good luck getting a meet after this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the dates I get on tinder and pof and can't get a look in with any of you males here

. I'm gorgeous like, what's the story

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By *orguyMan over a year ago

Tuam

"All the dates I get on tinder and pof and can't get a look in with any of you males here

. I'm gorgeous like, what's the story

Maybe they're just not that into you.

Let it go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are men, hear us roar, with penises too big to ignore!

Sing it wth me now!"

I can't, I am a lady who doesn't speak when her mouth is full

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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"3 weeks on here now and still had no luck with getting cock. don't know what I'm doing wrong, sending out all those messages n pics and not even a reply.

But reading this thread I think you guys are all a bit up your own arses...."

have you tried insulting i hear that works

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All is forgiven sorry laid I'm off with two hot ladies for chocolate and some drinks.....

Woo hoo

Woo Hoo indeed

wayhay two ladies on my sofa ....

Sofa so good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn't I say stop!!

No more uninvited pm's.

FFS women......Have a ladywank for yourselves and cool down.

Or go watch some Corrie!

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By *ain4uWoman over a year ago

dublin

"Didn't I say stop!!

No more uninvited pm's.

FFS women......Have a ladywank for yourselves and cool down.

Or go watch some Corrie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you need to stimulate my mind if you want to lure me to bed. "

I must remember that laid

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"3 weeks on here now and still had no luck with getting cock. don't know what I'm doing wrong, sending out all those messages n pics and not even a reply.

But reading this thread I think you guys are all a bit up your own arses....

have you tried insulting i hear that works

Would love to give you a good sample of insults but I can't pm you as you've all women blocked!

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