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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anybody else see the article that unilad put up?
Very funny piece went like this:
"I was part of a swingers group. It didn't happen very often. But when it did, it was fantastic. Just a warning though: it's not like porn. In porn the participants know why they're all there. Right before the porn orgy starts, everyone has cleaned themselves inside and out. The positions are discussed before hand and there's also a time limit. There's also no alcohol on set. All of the paid performers are beautiful people.
In real life, the orgy usually happens at the end of the evening. Everyone is intoxicated and filled with food from the party. Many participants male and female are average to below average. Not too many positions are achievable when you've got 10+ people piled together and there's no planned coordination. So many different smells-none of them pleasant and they get stronger as the orgy continues. Body parts get very close to your face and many times they're attached to the gender that you don't want to get very close to. At the end you're covered in the bodily fluids of both sees and you're trying to not slip on used condoms.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anybody else see the article that unilad put up?
Very funny piece went like this:
"I was part of a swingers group. It didn't happen very often. But when it did, it was fantastic. Just a warning though: it's not like porn. In porn the participants know why they're all there. Right before the porn orgy starts, everyone has cleaned themselves inside and out. The positions are discussed before hand and there's also a time limit. There's also no alcohol on set. All of the paid performers are beautiful people.
In real life, the orgy usually happens at the end of the evening. Everyone is intoxicated and filled with food from the party. Many participants male and female are average to below average. Not too many positions are achievable when you've got 10+ people piled together and there's no planned coordination. So many different smells-none of them pleasant and they get stronger as the orgy continues. Body parts get very close to your face and many times they're attached to the gender that you don't want to get very close to. At the end you're covered in the bodily fluids of both sees and you're trying to not slip on used condoms.
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......that has not been our experience of group sex events. ... |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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"Anybody else see the article that unilad put up?
Very funny piece went like this:
"I was part of a swingers group. It didn't happen very often. But when it did, it was fantastic. Just a warning though: it's not like porn. In porn the participants know why they're all there. Right before the porn orgy starts, everyone has cleaned themselves inside and out. The positions are discussed before hand and there's also a time limit. There's also no alcohol on set. All of the paid performers are beautiful people.
In real life, the orgy usually happens at the end of the evening. Everyone is intoxicated and filled with food from the party. Many participants male and female are average to below average. Not too many positions are achievable when you've got 10+ people piled together and there's no planned coordination. So many different smells-none of them pleasant and they get stronger as the orgy continues. Body parts get very close to your face and many times they're attached to the gender that you don't want to get very close to. At the end you're covered in the bodily fluids of both sees and you're trying to not slip on used condoms.
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Sounds like my kind of party |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anybody else see the article that unilad put up?
Very funny piece went like this:
"I was part of a swingers group. It didn't happen very often. But when it did, it was fantastic. Just a warning though: it's not like porn. In porn the participants know why they're all there. Right before the porn orgy starts, everyone has cleaned themselves inside and out. The positions are discussed before hand and there's also a time limit. There's also no alcohol on set. All of the paid performers are beautiful people.
In real life, the orgy usually happens at the end of the evening. Everyone is intoxicated and filled with food from the party. Many participants male and female are average to below average. Not too many positions are achievable when you've got 10+ people piled together and there's no planned coordination. So many different smells-none of them pleasant and they get stronger as the orgy continues. Body parts get very close to your face and many times they're attached to the gender that you don't want to get very close to. At the end you're covered in the bodily fluids of both sees and you're trying to not slip on used condoms.
Sounds like my kind of party"
Hahaha haha.....  |
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"Anybody else see the article that unilad put up?
Very funny piece went like this:
"I was part of a swingers group. It didn't happen very often. But when it did, it was fantastic. Just a warning though: it's not like porn. In porn the participants know why they're all there. Right before the porn orgy starts, everyone has cleaned themselves inside and out. The positions are discussed before hand and there's also a time limit. There's also no alcohol on set. All of the paid performers are beautiful people.
In real life, the orgy usually happens at the end of the evening. Everyone is intoxicated and filled with food from the party. Many participants male and female are average to below average. Not too many positions are achievable when you've got 10+ people piled together and there's no planned coordination. So many different smells-none of them pleasant and they get stronger as the orgy continues. Body parts get very close to your face and many times they're attached to the gender that you don't want to get very close to. At the end you're covered in the bodily fluids of both sees and you're trying to not slip on used condoms.
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So where's this party? I wanna go  |
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"Anybody else see the article that unilad put up?
Very funny piece went like this:
"I was part of a swingers group. It didn't happen very often. But when it did, it was fantastic. Just a warning though: it's not like porn. In porn the participants know why they're all there. Right before the porn orgy starts, everyone has cleaned themselves inside and out. The positions are discussed before hand and there's also a time limit. There's also no alcohol on set. All of the paid performers are beautiful people.
In real life, the orgy usually happens at the end of the evening. Everyone is intoxicated and filled with food from the party. Many participants male and female are average to below average. Not too many positions are achievable when you've got 10+ people piled together and there's no planned coordination. So many different smells-none of them pleasant and they get stronger as the orgy continues. Body parts get very close to your face and many times they're attached to the gender that you don't want to get very close to. At the end you're covered in the bodily fluids of both sees and you're trying to not slip on used condoms.
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Kinda reminds me of my first swinging club experience many year's ago at lovers leap in wicklow |
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"Anybody else see the article that unilad put up?
Very funny piece went like this:
"I was part of a swingers group. It didn't happen very often. But when it did, it was fantastic. Just a warning though: it's not like porn. In porn the participants know why they're all there. Right before the porn orgy starts, everyone has cleaned themselves inside and out. The positions are discussed before hand and there's also a time limit. There's also no alcohol on set. All of the paid performers are beautiful people.
In real life, the orgy usually happens at the end of the evening. Everyone is intoxicated and filled with food from the party. Many participants male and female are average to below average. Not too many positions are achievable when you've got 10+ people piled together and there's no planned coordination. So many different smells-none of them pleasant and they get stronger as the orgy continues. Body parts get very close to your face and many times they're attached to the gender that you don't want to get very close to. At the end you're covered in the bodily fluids of both sees and you're trying to not slip on used condoms.
......that has not been our experience of group sex events. ..."
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The description made me smile though
