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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in.

As I walked into the room still only half-awake, she came to me, took my hand in hers and said, "You have to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "Either I'm still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave her my all right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said "Thanks" and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still hanging around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked "What was that all about?"

She explained: "The egg timer's broken."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glad they don't sell ostrich eggs locally we'd all be fucked....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hope the egg timer resets quickly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hope so too...to be honest LOL

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick

Where the eggs soft boiled or hard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What way are my eggs coming on Sunday morning then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What ever way you'd like them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What way are my eggs coming on Sunday morning then? "

In Bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What way are my eggs coming on Sunday morning then?

In Bed "

Woohooo bring it on babe

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