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By *ir1967 OP Man
over a year ago
in da sticks, london, amsterdam, madrid |
I, the penis, apply for a pay rise based on reason specified as follows:
I work physically
I work in deep depth
I always dive into my work with the head first
I do not have free weekends or banking holiday
I work in a wet environment
Overtime is not paid
I have to work on a dark spot with insufficient ventilation
I work at high temperatures
During my work I am exposed to contagious disease
Reply from the board :
Dear penis
After careful consideration of your application we regret to inform you that your application is rejected for reason as follows
You do not work 8 consecutive hours
After short work periods you fall asleep
You do not obey management supervision at all time
You do not work always at the supervised station,instead you stray to other locations
You never take initiative, instead you need pampering before you even start
Usually you leave your work station in a mess
You do not comply at all times with health and safety regulations e.g wearing protective gear
Long before the age of 65 you retire
Your capability for double shifts is next to nil
Sometimes you leave the workstation before the job is done
And when you leave the workspace we always see you carrying a suspicious bag!
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over a year ago
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So a guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel down the front of his trousers. . Bar man says. Sir do u realise u have a steering wheel in ur trousers. To which man replys yes I do . And its driving me nuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I, the penis, apply for a pay rise based on reason specified as follows:
I work physically
I work in deep depth
I always dive into my work with the head first
I do not have free weekends or banking holiday
I work in a wet environment
Overtime is not paid
I have to work on a dark spot with insufficient ventilation
I work at high temperatures
During my work I am exposed to contagious disease
Reply from the board :
Dear penis
After careful consideration of your application we regret to inform you that your application is rejected for reason as follows
You do not work 8 consecutive hours
After short work periods you fall asleep
You do not obey management supervision at all time
You do not work always at the supervised station,instead you stray to other locations
You never take initiative, instead you need pampering before you even start
Usually you leave your work station in a mess
You do not comply at all times with health and safety regulations e.g wearing protective gear
Long before the age of 65 you retire
Your capability for double shifts is next to nil
Sometimes you leave the workstation before the job is done
And when you leave the workspace we always see you carrying a suspicious bag!
Bump it if you like it "
She Jesus !! You just made my day lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So a guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel down the front of his trousers. . Bar man says. Sir do u realise u have a steering wheel in ur trousers. To which man replys yes I do . And its driving me nuts"
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I, the penis, apply for a pay rise based on reason specified as follows:
I work physically
I work in deep depth
I always dive into my work with the head first
I do not have free weekends or banking holiday
I work in a wet environment
Overtime is not paid
I have to work on a dark spot with insufficient ventilation
I work at high temperatures
During my work I am exposed to contagious disease
Reply from the board :
Dear penis
After careful consideration of your application we regret to inform you that your application is rejected for reason as follows
You do not work 8 consecutive hours
After short work periods you fall asleep
You do not obey management supervision at all time
You do not work always at the supervised station,instead you stray to other locations
You never take initiative, instead you need pampering before you even start
Usually you leave your work station in a mess
You do not comply at all times with health and safety regulations e.g wearing protective gear
Long before the age of 65 you retire
Your capability for double shifts is next to nil
Sometimes you leave the workstation before the job is done
And when you leave the workspace we always see you carrying a suspicious bag!
Bump it if you like it "
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"I, the penis, apply for a pay rise based on reason specified as follows:
I work physically
I work in deep depth
I always dive into my work with the head first
I do not have free weekends or banking holiday
I work in a wet environment
Overtime is not paid
I have to work on a dark spot with insufficient ventilation
I work at high temperatures
During my work I am exposed to contagious disease
Reply from the board :
Dear penis
After careful consideration of your application we regret to inform you that your application is rejected for reason as follows
You do not work 8 consecutive hours
After short work periods you fall asleep
You do not obey management supervision at all time
You do not work always at the supervised station,instead you stray to other locations
You never take initiative, instead you need pampering before you even start
Usually you leave your work station in a mess
You do not comply at all times with health and safety regulations e.g wearing protective gear
Long before the age of 65 you retire
Your capability for double shifts is next to nil
Sometimes you leave the workstation before the job is done
And when you leave the workspace we always see you carrying a suspicious bag!
Bump it if you like it
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