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heres a few from my grannys vault of wisdom
money cant buy happiness , but somehow its more comfortable crying in a porsche than on a bicycle
forgive your enemy . But remember the fuckers name .
help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again .
many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them .
never make eye contact whilst eating a banana .
never let a fool kiss you , or a kiss fool you .  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"heres a few from my grannys vault of wisdom
money cant buy happiness , but somehow its more comfortable crying in a porsche than on a bicycle
forgive your enemy . But remember the fuckers name .
help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again .
many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them .
never make eye contact whilst eating a banana .
never let a fool kiss you , or a kiss fool you . "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"heres a few from my grannys vault of wisdom
Very deep I love it!
money cant buy happiness , but somehow its more comfortable crying in a porsche than on a bicycle
forgive your enemy . But remember the fuckers name .
help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again .
many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them .
never make eye contact whilst eating a banana .
never let a fool kiss you , or a kiss fool you . "
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By (user no longer on site)
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a few more
men are like fine wine ...
they all start out like grapes
and its our job to stamp on them
and keep them in the dark until
they mature into something
youd like to have dinner with
if your wrong and you shut up ...your wise
if your right and you shut up ...your married
love is like a fart .. if you have to force it ..its probably shit |
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