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"He was once a lady before he had a cock " he's the stig's love child | |||
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"He currently seeing my Mam and has asked me to call him Daddy .....Apples " ...is currently plaiting her minge | |||
"He currently seeing my Mam and has asked me to call him Daddy .....Apples " Are two very convincing trannies | |||
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"Is just back from stalking Daniel O Donnell and is now sniffing the jockstrap he wore at the last concert " Won the local donkey derby on shergar in 1983 | |||
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"Has no nipples " Really fancies men , he told me | |||
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"Has a PhD in needlework,embroidery and sock mending .. with a penchant for tight y fronts If you take the avi from a bit further away, we can call you... Wait for it... Welly the elephant. " ...wants the gunk in my trunk | |||
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"Secretly likes neon red" Voted "remain part of GB"... | |||
"Secretly likes neon red Voted "remain part of GB"..." Is a member of the secret service | |||
"Secretly likes neon red Voted "remain part of GB"..." Had sex with all 5 members of Backstreet Boys after a concert in 1999 | |||
"Secretly likes neon withers thing himself red Voted "remain part of GB"... Had sex with all 5 members of Backstreet Boys after a concert in 1999 " Collects stamps and fiddles with himself watching the Antiques Roadshow | |||
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"Has sex with watermelons " Called Gerry Ryan a bollocks on a School around the corner at the age of 6 | |||
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"Wears a Bosco puppet whilst having a tug." Former Bosco presenter | |||
"Wears a Bosco puppet whilst having a tug. Former Bosco presenter " Kaizer always buys the pints and all the lady's here aren't into the thunder | |||
"Wears a Bosco puppet whilst having a tug. Former Bosco presenter Kaizer always buys the pints and all the lady's here aren't into the thunder " Has a really small cock and a smaller sky remote | |||
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"Has sex with watermelons Called Gerry Ryan a bollocks on a School around the corner at the age of 6 " In fairness Gerry Ryan was a bollox | |||
"Has sex with watermelons Called Gerry Ryan a bollocks on a School around the corner at the age of 6 In fairness Gerry Ryan was a bollox " He has win an all ireland with carlow football team. | |||
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"He created 24 fake profiles so he could verify himself 24 times. The basterd " Sat on a big log outdoors and hasn't moved since | |||
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