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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok lets see the Fab humour today whats your funniest joke ... here is a Scottish wan for ya..
Three mice in a Glasgow Pub having a mouse to mouse talk about who`s the hardest and toughest...
Aberdeen mouse says
"I go up tae mousetraps, rip the cheese oot & and as the bar comes down I Bench Press it 30 times & throw it Across the room!"
Edinburgh mouse says:
I get rat poison, crush it intae powder & snort it!"
Glasgow mouse finishes his beer, gets up and walks to the door..
"Where u goin?"
asked the other two,
"home tae shag the cat"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man sunbathing naked, ends up burning is penis. When he went to the doctor , the doctor told him to put it in a bowl of cold milk to ease the pain.
Later on that day his blonde wife walks in, and finds him with his penis in a bowl of milk. She looks at him amazed and says I always wondered how you re-loaded those things ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man and his lady friend walk into a forest on a pitch black nite. The lady lies down, pulls her skirt up and her down and the man goes down on her,
Hes licking away, going hell for leather, saying his abc's and all.
20 mins later and getting no where he says
" fuck i wish i brought a flash light i cant see what im at"
She says
" i wish u brought one too uve been eating grass for the past 20 mins" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went to the doctors the other day....he told me that I'd have to stop wanking.......he said it was upsetting the rest of the people in the waiting room |
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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago
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My wife was trying to be sexy last night, she lay on the bed sucking a lollypop and then started slowly sliding it in and out of her pussy. I said " steady love, you'll need that to see the kids across the road in the morning " |
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