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This question is for everyone and anyone,personally I don't feel comfortable doing it, but that's me.. A female perspective would be interesting..its a funny one but we will see what comes of it.
Last sat morning I woke up beside this girl, she is lovely, slim, good craic and a tattoo from her tailbone to her shoulder, anyway  it was our second "meet" .
Like most people I had to pass a lil gas,and wouldn't dream of doing it in the bed, especially after the Mexican from the Friday night,so while I went for a Wizz I let the lil guy out, just a Lil one, no more than a burp type passing of wind, it wasn't the fart that bothered me, but the newness of the gal, sooo my question is "" How many times would you meet a new partner before you would be comfortable to pass wind in their company""? Be realistic it happens eventually, just when???
Anyway hope to get a giggle from this | |||
"Hello all
This question is for everyone and anyone,personally I don't feel comfortable doing it, but that's me.. A female perspective would be interesting..its a funny one but we will see what comes of it.
Last sat morning I woke up beside this girl, she is lovely, slim, good craic and a tattoo from her tailbone to her shoulder, anyway it was our second "meet" .
Like most people I had to pass a lil gas,and wouldn't dream of doing it in the bed, especially after the Mexican from the Friday night,so while I went for a Wizz I let the lil guy out, just a Lil one, no more than a burp type passing of wind, it wasn't the fart that bothered me, but the newness of the gal, sooo my question is "" How many times would you meet a new partner before you would be comfortable to pass wind in their company""? Be realistic it happens eventually, just when???
Anyway hope to get a giggle from this "....she's slim....so I'd wait a few weeks. ...now if she had been a bbw...well that's completely different. ..  | |||
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"Ah now don't be like that "....its in the rule book....ask Leitrim. .. | |||
 that's some book you got there! I deleted my 1st message by accident, :o oh stop stop I gotta get back to work! | |||
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" that's some book you got there! I deleted my 1st message by accident, :o oh stop stop I gotta get back to work! ".....when Leitrim gets back from cleaning out the tardis....I'll have him send you the full rules on farting. | |||
"Hello all
This question is for everyone and anyone,personally I don't feel comfortable doing it, but that's me.. A female perspective would be interesting..its a funny one but we will see what comes of it.
Last sat morning I woke up beside this girl, she is lovely, slim, good craic and a tattoo from her tailbone to her shoulder, anyway it was our second "meet" .
Like most people I had to pass a lil gas,and wouldn't dream of doing it in the bed, especially after the Mexican from the Friday night,so while I went for a Wizz I let the lil guy out, just a Lil one, no more than a burp type passing of wind, it wasn't the fart that bothered me, but the newness of the gal, sooo my question is "" How many times would you meet a new partner before you would be comfortable to pass wind in their company""? Be realistic it happens eventually, just when???
Anyway hope to get a giggle from this "This gave me a giggle thanks xxx | |||
" that's some book you got there! I deleted my 1st message by accident, :o oh stop stop I gotta get back to work! .....when Leitrim gets back from cleaning out the tardis....I'll have him send you the full rules on farting."Pmsl | |||
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"Women don't fart. "  | |||
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"Women don't fart. " This is true  | |||
"Hahaha glad it gave someone a laugh! I did do a little research there and you are correct, it seems girls don't fart "I fart. .but I'm also waaaaay too honest . Shut up rain!. Lol | |||
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"Women don't fart. " Looks like you're trying to squeeze one out there FPT  | |||
"Women don't fart. Looks like you're trying to squeeze one out there FPT " | |||
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"If your thinking dutch oven the 3rd or 4th meet is acceptable " Oh no never ever acceptable. I would never be back...., or maybe that's why it happens lol I honestly wouldn't do it in company if I had a choice and kinda expect the same in return. If it slips out fine... No big deal but I hate ppl that are loud and proud. Just no need. | |||
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"I experienced sexual air locks when it's a tight fit, and has to come out eventually.... "You should get a steam whistle installed! Toot toot!! | |||
"I don't mind a woman farting but I don't think women would be able for the essence of brut lmao "Essence de Brut? Aka Scent of Man! | |||
"Women don't fart. Looks like you're trying to squeeze one out there FPT "Hilarious but great ass all the same | |||
"Hello all
This question is for everyone and anyone,personally I don't feel comfortable doing it, but that's me.. A female perspective would be interesting..its a funny one but we will see what comes of it.
Last sat morning I woke up beside this girl, she is lovely, slim, good craic and a tattoo from her tailbone to her shoulder, anyway it was our second "meet" .
Like most people I had to pass a lil gas,and wouldn't dream of doing it in the bed, especially after the Mexican from the Friday night,so while I went for a Wizz I let the lil guy out, just a Lil one, no more than a burp type passing of wind, it wasn't the fart that bothered me, but the newness of the gal, sooo my question is "" How many times would you meet a new partner before you would be comfortable to pass wind in their company""? Be realistic it happens eventually, just when???
Anyway hope to get a giggle from this "Oh I'm lol at this Too funny To answer your question....never | |||
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"If your thinking dutch oven the 3rd or 4th meet is acceptable Oh no never ever acceptable. I would never be back...., or maybe that's why it happens lol I honestly wouldn't do it in company if I had a choice and kinda expect the same in return. If it slips out fine... No big deal but I hate ppl that are loud and proud. Just no need. " Yep
Sometimes it slips out... We've all been there! But to just lift yer leg and let go repeatedly well that's a big no no | |||
"Women don't fart! They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows. -Alex" True story | |||
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"Never with a meet. .. jesus no I'd die ... ha" I'm sure yours smell like Coco Chanel anyway, Rain. | |||
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"I don't mind a woman farting but I don't think women would be able for the essence of brut lmao
Essence de Brut?
Aka Scent of Man! "Ha ha ha | |||
"The answer is never, once u start everything is fair game then. Next she will be peeing while ur brushing ur teeth. Ur less ur into that.lol" I've done that | |||
"The answer is never, once u start everything is fair game then. Next she will be peeing while ur brushing ur teeth. Ur less ur into that.lol I've done that "Would his teeth not smell of piss after? | |||
"The answer is never, once u start everything is fair game then. Next she will be peeing while ur brushing ur teeth. Ur less ur into that.lol I've done that
Would his teeth not smell of piss after? "I'll have you know my piss smells of roses chocolate and freshly baked bread | |||
"The answer is never, once u start everything is fair game then. Next she will be peeing while ur brushing ur teeth. Ur less ur into that.lol I've done that
Would his teeth not smell of piss after?
I'll have you know my piss smells of roses chocolate and freshly baked bread "Ooooo... My favourite! | |||
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"Never with a meet. .. jesus no I'd die ... ha I'm sure yours smell like Coco Chanel anyway, Rain. "Oh yes hunni .. you know me so well already. . | |||
"But she had a tat . And thin... Keep it in! Large and ugly. Let your wind blow free Simplz " Not sure if you are serious or messin | |||
odor DE le brut... Nasty... It seems the only time it's allowed is when you are sharing toothbrushes.. Bahahaa | |||
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"But she had a tat . And thin... Keep it in! Large and ugly. Let your wind blow free Simplz Tougue firmly planted in cheek Not sure if you are serious or messin " | |||
"well it all depends on how intimate you've been. im sure by the time you Cleveland steamered her it would be ok to fart beside her "In fact it would be polite.  | |||
"Women don't fart! They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows. -Alex" I can tell you now some rainbows smell a lot different than they look
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"Women don't fart! They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows. -Alex I can tell you now some rainbows smell a lot different than they look
"HA!! So true!!
Especially if it's been raining spicy food!
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"Women don't fart! They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows. -Alex I can tell you now some rainbows smell a lot different than they look
" lol come on Friday you son of a.... | |||
"The answer is never, once u start everything is fair game then. Next she will be peeing while ur brushing ur teeth. Ur less ur into that.lol I've done that
Would his teeth not smell of piss after?
I'll have you know my piss smells of roses chocolate and freshly baked bread "Mine smells of sugar puffs lol | |||
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"Sometimes mine looks like Heineken but smells like garden peas... Fresh ones... None of those frozen yolks "I didn't know you could even get frozen farts | |||
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"This thread is rapidly degenerating. ...next thing someone will mention ladies skid marks... ........wait"I see what you did there! | |||
"This thread is rapidly degenerating. ...next thing someone will mention ladies skid marks... ........wait
I see what you did there! ".....sorry. ...it just. ...slipped out | |||
"This thread is rapidly degenerating. ...next thing someone will mention ladies skid marks... ........wait"I recommend baby wipes, keeps every bum clean | |||
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"This thread is rapidly degenerating. ...next thing someone will mention ladies skid marks... ........wait
I recommend baby wipes, keeps every bum clean "....don't leave home without them. ... | |||
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"Oh ffs this is "gas" bahaha everyone is missing the point it's not... is a fart is acceptable or not it is @ what stage do peeps become comfortable enough to not have to leg it out of bed to go for a Wizz sneaky smoke, a stretch, to check on the dishwasher to NOT have to let one rip... Especially away from your current partner, as in using above as a distraction! What needs to happen for you to be OK with heating the under quilt and have no reprocussions? Doesn't matter if it's casual or not.. We all know you get comfortable enough with some one @ some stage,enough to not hold it in until you feel like your gonna burp your fart ".....I told you the answer in the first post.....slim birds....two weeks at least. ... | |||
"Better off to have an empty house than a bad lodger " I'm gonna use that lol... My man | |||
"Women don't fart. " Very true, they cough in their knickers | |||
"Women don't fart. " Maybe they don't fart but (just like with men) I have sometimes heard some talking through their arse | |||
"Women don't fart! They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows. -Alex" This cheered me up today for sure | |||
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see if u woman didn't fart that means ur immune system isn't working in line to pass out the gas and the bad bacteria
Ya learn something new evey day
Because never think ur smarter them some1 because eveyday is a school day | |||
"Women don't fart! They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows. -Alex" Love puffs. | |||
"Women don't fart! They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows. -Alex Love puffs. " | |||
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