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"Minge like a punched lasagne"....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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...I really shouldn't but...

Someone save me & tell us a new ugly dick description.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks for sharing

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By *ojos jugsWoman over a year ago

Bangor

That made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bloody love lasagne.lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't know if it counts but a few of the guys on here have dicks that the CDC wouldn't go near

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

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...I really shouldn't but...

Someone save me & tell us a new ugly dick description.

"Like a cocktail sausage in a brillo pad"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...

...

...I really shouldn't but...

Someone save me & tell us a new ugly dick description.

"Like a cocktail sausage in a brillo pad""

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a few that looks like a hatchet went a bit mad on alright

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love this one:

I've seen more meat on a butcher's jacket!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Love this one:

I've seen more meat on a butcher's jacket!!"

I heard similar but it was on his pencil...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"Love this one:

I've seen more meat on a butcher's jacket!!

I heard similar but it was on his pencil...

...and on good Friday for even greater impact.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love this one:

I've seen more meat on a butcher's jacket!!

I heard similar but it was on his pencil...

...and on good Friday for even greater impact. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's got a foreskin like a busted onion!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cilit Bang wouldn't shift her

I wouldn't ride her into battle

And my personal favorite.....

She had a mouth on her like a dirty tampon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Her fannys like an axe wound lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to eat lasagne

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By *harlieparkerCouple over a year ago

naas

God I used to love lasagne....why????????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing wrong with an auld punched lasagne!

Nom Nom Nom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Left her face like a painters radio

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahem

Furburger

That is all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol, op!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mmmm muffburger with cheese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

His cock would give you a papercut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Her fanny was put in a wheel.chair lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fanny like a busted sofa...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doner kebab

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By *longshottMan over a year ago

Limerick

As I've said before. Pussy like the inside of a dalek or a bag of liver after Jack the ripper.

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By *ewbies201Couple over a year ago

lisburn

A dick that looks like a button on a fur coat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A fanny like a busted sofa..."

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gota minge that looks like a stab wound on the back of a gorilla!

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By *olyhumorousMan over a year ago

Over here

"Gota minge that looks like a stab wound on the back of a gorilla!"

or a fanny like a screaming gorilla

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By *ortidanMan over a year ago

Moira

Cock on him like a worm hanging out of a wheelie bin

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan over a year ago

Kent

Or axe wound a good one

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By *P_80Man over a year ago

Waterford

Ah I thought Candy Store were back.

Some load of old threads being resurrected lately

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Ah I thought Candy Store were back.

Some load of old threads being resurrected lately

It's the Lazarus strain.

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By *arah KKCouple over a year ago

kilkenny

A dick so diseased its like a welders bench

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fanny like a wizards sleave. Or like kicking a sausage up O'Connell street

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By *erlincorkMan over a year ago

London

"Cilit Bang wouldn't shift her

I wouldn't ride her into battle

And my personal favorite.....

She had a mouth on her like a dirty tampon"

A Sniper wouldn’t take her out

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By *erlincorkMan over a year ago

London

"Gota minge that looks like a stab wound on the back of a gorilla!"

Like a yawning donkey

Like a bulldog eating mayonnaise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got a pussy like a wizards sleeve.

May as well be punching smoke.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fanny like a busted wellie!!

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By *ungry CatCouple over a year ago

Belfast

Fanny like a kicked over kebab

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan over a year ago

Tipperary

Mangled growlers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your eating lasagne its like flavour that counts. Extra cheese mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A guy once described the town byclicle. He said its like dipping your cock in a wellie of warm milk

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By *aid backMan over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

A fanny like a butchers bin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gee like a whales ear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is over a year old the real issue here is who searched the forums for lasagne

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"This thread is over a year old the real issue here is who searched the forums for lasagne "

I think they thought they were on the just eat app and got it wrong

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

"This thread is over a year old the real issue here is who searched the forums for lasagne

I think they thought they were on the just eat app and got it wrong "

A mouldy minge at this stage

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan over a year ago

Kent

[Removed by poster at 19/08/20 06:27:41]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've heard 'cock like a stickleback', I'm guessing this means thin and hairy

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By *irSub3Couple over a year ago

Northern Ireland

Cock like a picnic bar.

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By *icRYANMan over a year ago

all over

A minge that looks like a grenade went off in a deli counter

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I've heard 'cock like a stickleback', I'm guessing this means thin and hairy

And sticks to your trousers

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan over a year ago

Kent

[Removed by poster at 23/08/20 09:37:35]

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan over a year ago

Kent

"Cock like a picnic bar.

Blimey thats an ugly cock lol

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By *rmrspumpCouple over a year ago

narnia

Minge like a knife wound on a gorilla's back..

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