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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The topics are abit slow today so ill stick my ore in to try and drum up abit of craic, i know there was a similar threat a few months ago, which ended up more focused on rolling off the bed or d*unkin fumbles.lol
So a good few years ago i was getting frisky with this lady and she was dry humping me like f@#k, really going at it, then suddenly of felt my cock getting dry humped abit too eagerly and felt a tear.
She tore my banjo string right in half!!!!
One of the worst pains ive ever felt, i honestly thought i lost me bell end and couldnt touch it for about a month and walked funny for 2 weeks of that.
And the dry humping was as far as i ever got with that girl.
Has this ever happened to any other bloke on here or have any of the ladies on here experienced a similar injury ?  |
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"I was getting fucked so hard once he slipped out and when he went to thrust again hit my clit ..bloody hurt so bad i couldnt touch it for days after  "
Done that myself before, I slipped out and next thrust it was forced downwards, it's not supposed to bend that way....ouch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happened to a friend of mine with his girlfriend she came down too hard on his cock and snapped it so off he went in the nee naw  for months after he was afraid to have sex again  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Happened to a friend of mine with his girlfriend she came down too hard on his cock and snapped it so off he went in the nee naw for months after he was afraid to have sex again "
I was stuck up a bloody mountain in the back of my car so had to drive her home and act like it was fine, lesson learned tho, kep the dry humping to a minimum.lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was getting fucked so hard once he slipped out and when he went to thrust again hit my clit ..bloody hurt so bad i couldnt touch it for days after "
Id say that throbbed abit alright.lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Happened to a friend of mine with his girlfriend she came down too hard on his cock and snapped it so off he went in the nee naw for months after he was afraid to have sex again "
The "nee naw" lmao, u just made my day u have no idea 
Lola
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I've done the bango string. Sore but was for me was the ammount of blood.
But try getting your foreskin caught in a girls retained clip. Even better yet getting it in caught   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well I've done the bango string. Sore but for me was the ammount of blood was unreal .
But try getting your foreskin caught in a girls retainer clip. Even better yet getting it in caught |
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"Anyone ever had a testicle slip up into there stomach and have to push it back down I got some fright the first time  "
Id be getting that shit checked out after the first time.lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone ever had a testicle slip up into there stomach and have to push it back down I got some fright the first time
Id be getting that shit checked out after the first time.lol"
Lol im sure I'm not the first guy it happened too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Anyone ever had a testicle slip up into there stomach and have to push it back down I got some fright the first time
Id be getting that shit checked out after the first time.lol
Lol im sure I'm not the first guy it happened too "
Im sure ur not, how the hell did u get it down ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone ever had a testicle slip up into there stomach and have to push it back down I got some fright the first time
Id be getting that shit checked out after the first time.lol
Lol im sure I'm not the first guy it happened too
Im sure ur not, how the hell did u get it down ? "
Well it was more or less just up and pushed it back down surely someone else has had it happen |
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"Happened to a friend of mine with his girlfriend she came down too hard on his cock and snapped it so off he went in the nee naw for months after he was afraid to have sex again
The "nee naw" lmao, u just made my day u have no idea
Lola
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It gave me a good chuckle too! |
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With 1well-endowed guy we were going wild at it, wasn't til next day my insides were so sore & felt like I'd kidney infection. Went to chemist & done test which proved negative, I told her about my sex experience & she said that he most likely bruised my cervix.
Never again, I was in agony for days, I'm more conscience of size & method now. |
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"With 1well-endowed guy we were going wild at it, wasn't til next day my insides were so sore & felt like I'd kidney infection. Went to chemist & done test which proved negative, I told her about my sex experience & she said that he most likely bruised my cervix.
Never again, I was in agony for days, I'm more conscience of size & method now. "
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"With 1well-endowed guy we were going wild at it, wasn't til next day my insides were so sore & felt like I'd kidney infection. Went to chemist & done test which proved negative, I told her about my sex experience & she said that he most likely bruised my cervix.
Never again, I was in agony for days, I'm more conscience of size & method now. "
Sounds like you had a real good night  |
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"With 1well-endowed guy we were going wild at it, wasn't til next day my insides were so sore & felt like I'd kidney infection. Went to chemist & done test which proved negative, I told her about my sex experience & she said that he most likely bruised my cervix.
Never again, I was in agony for days, I'm more conscience of size & method now.
Sounds like you had a real good night "
Wish it was worth it tho, was just a quickie at a Fab party. I enjoy some painful reminders of good sex like bruises, bites etc but altho it was fun just will be more careful next time as I was outta action for abit. |
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