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Afternoon Delight with no condoms. WTF
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok,
This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....
Then she said, "but I've no condoms"
I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"
And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.
So...........
What would you normally do in that situation? |
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"Ok,
This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....
Then she said, "but I've no condoms"
I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"
And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.
So...........
What would you normally do in that situation? "
Would never - ever - go to a meet with no condoms.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok,
This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....
Then she said, "but I've no condoms"
I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"
And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.
So...........
What would you normally do in that situation? "
Why wud you go on a meet with no condoms  |
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"Ok,
This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....
Then she said, "but I've no condoms"
I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"
And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.
So...........
What would you normally do in that situation? "
Use an empty crisp packet or cellophane |
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By *xhibitACouple
over a year ago
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"Ok,
This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....
Then she said, "but I've no condoms"
I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"
And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.
So...........
What would you normally do in that situation? "
Bummer.... Get it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He doesn't specify if it was a fab meet or something else.
I've met people for coffee etc and ended up going further, occasionally in a similar situation.
Mutual masturbation can be fun and I love oral.
It's good to be creative and you get to see how they like to be touched. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok,
This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....
Then she said, "but I've no condoms"
I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"
And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.
So...........
What would you normally do in that situation?
Would never - ever - go to a meet with no condoms...."
that's good to know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It can be a giveaway that a guy is actually attached, I'd be suspicious. Bringing condoms is as important as having a shower and looking nice. It could be excused if it were a second or third time meeting.
Fuck I've too much time, need something thing to do, hope I didn't offend anyone
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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To say it bluntly it's rather stupid to go to a meet without condoms, nothing to do with super organised and there's no excuse as you get them everywhere.
However fair sake op to find a way around , to have some fun without jeopardising your health. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It can be a giveaway that a guy is actually attached, I'd be suspicious. Bringing condoms is as important as having a shower and looking nice. It could be excused if it were a second or third time meeting.
Fuck I've too much time, need something thing to do, hope I didn't offend anyone
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Couldn't be excused on a 2nd or 3rd meet - they should know better by then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok,
This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....
Then she said, "but I've no condoms"
I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"
And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.
So...........
What would you normally do in that situation? "
......so basically a wank with a view. ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd swear we were meeting an army platoon, with the amount of condoms Mrs Kink brings in her handbag.
Her words "sure you'd never know who we'd meet""
....fail to plan. ...plan to fail. ...lol |
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"You'd swear we were meeting an army platoon, with the amount of condoms Mrs Kink brings in her handbag.
Her words "sure you'd never know who we'd meet"....fail to plan. ...plan to fail. ...lol"
Lol that's her ok, especially when it comes to getting a bit of fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok,
This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....
Then she said, "but I've no condoms"
I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"
And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.
So...........
What would you normally do in that situation? "
Send you upstairs to the back room, tell you to open the window, jerk off then approach the open window & fire! I'd be downstairs on the patio waiting to see if I could catch any... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never even leave the house without condoms as I've always 2 in my wallet  . That way I never get caught without."
I still have that one you give me that night  |
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By *eebawMan
over a year ago
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Last time I talked about condoms on this a few months back i got an awful slagin ha ha . I always carry condoms with me as there special size ha ha . But like most said above if ya have a meet you should have condoms its the basics. |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
Well first off, if you are a male and have arranged to meet someone, condoms should be high up on your check list  .
But to answer the OP's question; under no circumstances (with the exception of being in a relationship) would I engage in intercourse without condoms. 100% no-no for me. Never have and never will. I'm one of the few guys apparently who listens to the big head over the small head |
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"Well first off, if you are a male and have arranged to meet someone, condoms should be high up on your check list .
But to answer the OP's question; under no circumstances (with the exception of being in a relationship) would I engage in intercourse without condoms. 100% no-no for me. Never have and never will. I'm one of the few guys apparently who listens to the big head over the small head "
If you are a male and have arranged to meet someone, even for a coffee, condoms should be top on your check list
so you don't look like a dickhead!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well first off, if you are a male and have arranged to meet someone, condoms should be high up on your check list .
But to answer the OP's question; under no circumstances (with the exception of being in a relationship) would I engage in intercourse without condoms. 100% no-no for me. Never have and never will. I'm one of the few guys apparently who listens to the big head over the small head
If you are a male and have arranged to meet someone, even for a coffee, condoms should be top on your check list
so you don't look like a dickhead!!"
Goes without saying even for a female!!  |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Well first off, if you are a male and have arranged to meet someone, condoms should be high up on your check list .
But to answer the OP's question; under no circumstances (with the exception of being in a relationship) would I engage in intercourse without condoms. 100% no-no for me. Never have and never will. I'm one of the few guys apparently who listens to the big head over the small head
If you are a male and have arranged to meet someone, even for a coffee, condoms should be top on your check list
so you don't look like a dickhead!!
Goes without saying even for a female!! "
Yes of course, I was just using the 'male' as an example because I just think that the male should be responsible for acquiring the condoms. Unless of course, the female has a supply already |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"I carry them everywhere, on my person, in an overnight bag and even in the car!
It amazes me how people could be just 'caught short' "
100% agree. Got 'caught short', as you say, a few times when I was younger and have learned that the 'johnny pocket' should always be utilized . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd swear we were meeting an army platoon, with the amount of condoms Mrs Kink brings in her handbag.
Her words "sure you'd never know who we'd meet""
Ha ha same here, better to be looking at them than not having them |
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"You'd swear we were meeting an army platoon, with the amount of condoms Mrs Kink brings in her handbag.
Her words "sure you'd never know who we'd meet"
Ha ha same here, better to be looking at them than not having them "
Big handbags, God knows what does be in them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd swear we were meeting an army platoon, with the amount of condoms Mrs Kink brings in her handbag.
Her words "sure you'd never know who we'd meet"
Ha ha same here, better to be looking at them than not having them
Big handbags, God knows what does be in them "
Knowing you two, probably half the lovehoney toy arsenal  |
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"You'd swear we were meeting an army platoon, with the amount of condoms Mrs Kink brings in her handbag.
Her words "sure you'd never know who we'd meet"
Ha ha same here, better to be looking at them than not having them
Big handbags, God knows what does be in them
Knowing you two, probably half the lovehoney toy arsenal "
Geordie!!!!!!
I'm all embarrassed now lol 
You know how shy I can get |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok,
This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....
Then she said, "but I've no condoms"
I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"
And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.
So...........
What would you normally do in that situation? "
Get better educated. Even mutual masturbation if unprotected can kead to std transmission. Even if you’re both healthy. Always condoms even for cyber sex..
You should have just walked out, too risky
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"I carry them everywhere, on my person, in an overnight bag and even in the car!
It amazes me how people could be just 'caught short' "
I know but good job I do to for special occasions like when your car gets locked in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most of the fellas here rock up expecting to play with no condoms . I always ask before engaging and I’ve heard every excuse under the sun . Not prepared always equals no meet . I carry my own but if a guy turns up with none and an expression like he never ever considered buying them then I just leave because it tells me they usually take too many risks for my liking . |
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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago
Youghal |
"Ok,
This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....
Then she said, "but I've no condoms"
I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"
And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.
So...........
What would you normally do in that situation?
Why wud you go on a meet with no condoms "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok,
This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....
Then she said, "but I've no condoms"
I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"
And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.
So...........
What would you normally do in that situation?
Get better educated. Even mutual masturbation if unprotected can kead to std transmission. Even if you’re both healthy. Always condoms even for cyber sex..
You should have just walked out, too risky
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WTF? Condoms for Cybersex? Go on outta dat. Yer pullin da piss now!Next ya'll be lookin for helmets for oral and stabvests for a little scratch! |
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"Ok,
This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....
Then she said, "but I've no condoms"
I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"
And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.
So...........
What would you normally do in that situation? "
Pull out my wallet and use my 1985 good luck condom
Or
Use a crisp packet inside out and tell her it's a flavoured condom
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok,
This afternoon, I was in getting a bit of afternoon delight and after we completed some oral work.....
Then she said, "but I've no condoms"
I said " Ah f**k, neither have I"
And then we decided to mutually cum together by playing with ourselves rather than having sex.
So...........
What would you normally do in that situation?
Would never - ever - go to a meet with no condoms.... that's good to know "
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Always have condoms for a meet 
