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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think we all have at some point, had one of those moments during sex when we have done something silly like fall off the bed or unintentionally hit someone up the face.... Have u ever had a moment when you haven't been able to stop laughing because the incident was so funny??
An old fb told me that he had never cum from a bj.... This set me a challenge.. when the elusive moment of ejacualtion came he got so caught in the moment he pushed down my throat and his cum came out my nose...! It was so funny and I still giggle when I think about it... 
Have you guys any similar funny moments?! Xx |
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By *ike 50Man
over a year ago
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I was on her parents sofa....she had me so turned on....Working away with her hand....snd yes a little inexperienced/nervous/excited....I think she felt me pulse....she squeezed a little too tight...then suddenly released. .... I jumped when the load hit my eye with such force....
Was it the salt or the pressure ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fanny farts  always hilarious but even more so when they guy has obviously never heard them before "
I always think a fanny fart is a sign of a good fuck....
Like burping after a good meal...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fanny farts always hilarious but even more so when they guy has obviously never heard them before
I always think a fanny fart is a sign of a good fuck....
Like burping after a good meal...
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I know!! But the odd guy is horrified. I remember one night with hubby we had a good aul ride and I couldn't stop. We were on the floor laughing for like a hour. Too funny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Fanny farts always hilarious but even more so when they guy has obviously never heard them before
I always think a fanny fart is a sign of a good fuck....
Like burping after a good meal...
I know!! But the odd guy is horrified. I remember one night with hubby we had a good aul ride and I couldn't stop. We were on the floor laughing for like a hour. Too funny "
I love all sex noises... I'm forever giggling during at squelchy sounds |
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When with the ex.. a few years ago just as i was about to cum i said 2 words that still makes me fuckin cringe now.. i said " milk me" i have no excuse abart from there was an advert on the tv and someone was makin a coffee and as they were pouring the milk.. the imortal words came out.. think we laughed for years about it |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Had a play date with a cpl we met in the bar had a chat and a drink and went to the room where she changed in to some thing more comfortable as a lady would. Anyway we got down to buisness and we're playing away (love that playing away) Anyway she mounted him cowgirl and was riding away on her down thrust he pushed up and I spanked her arse (sweet JAYUS what a wonderfully arse) we had a good rather built up and next she pushed down he pushed up a little harder and I spanked but this time I got his nuts he yelped she burst out laughing and I fell off the bed laughing thank fook he saw the funny side and we finished on her tits together while she squirted one of the best meets I ever had
Love ye guys we need to meet again |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Had a play date with a cpl we met in the bar had a chat and a drink and went to the room where she changed in to some thing more comfortable as a lady would. Anyway we got down to buisness and we're playing away (love that playing away) Anyway she mounted him cowgirl and was riding away on her down thrust he pushed up and I spanked her arse (sweet JAYUS what a wonderfully arse) we had a good rather built up and next she pushed down he pushed up a little harder and I spanked but this time I got his nuts he yelped she burst out laughing and I fell off the bed laughing thank fook he saw the funny side and we finished on her tits together while she squirted one of the best meets I ever had
Love ye guys we need to meet again "
I've one question: if I meet and don't change into something more comfortable but expect you to help me to take my clothes off to make me more comfortable, then I'm not a lady?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When with the ex.. a few years ago just as i was about to cum i said 2 words that still makes me fuckin cringe now.. i said " milk me" i have no excuse abart from there was an advert on the tv and someone was makin a coffee and as they were pouring the milk.. the imortal words came out.. think we laughed for years about it"
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! This is golden |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When with the ex.. a few years ago just as i was about to cum i said 2 words that still makes me fuckin cringe now.. i said " milk me" i have no excuse abart from there was an advert on the tv and someone was makin a coffee and as they were pouring the milk.. the imortal words came out.. think we laughed for years about it"
Omg the shame  years ago my hubby was with this crazy chick who told him 'fill me with your babies' he was horrified and needless to say he didn't |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Haha I love these...
At the tender age of 19 and with my first real bf I decided I would give rimming a go... so we had been out for a few drinks and came home... and we get down to playing around and I go down on his ass.. I ask him how it is.. He says it's good... back down again and he farts in my mouth!!
I swear I thought I was guna throw up! ! Talk about passion killer... We didn't laugh that night... but we did the next say! ! |
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"When with the ex.. a few years ago just as i was about to cum i said 2 words that still makes me fuckin cringe now.. i said " milk me" i have no excuse abart from there was an advert on the tv and someone was makin a coffee and as they were pouring the milk.. the imortal words came out.. think we laughed for years about it
Omg the shame years ago my hubby was with this crazy chick who told him 'fill me with your babies' he was horrified and needless to say he didn't "
I have had this a few times too... Your hubby is not alone |
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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago
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In my 2nd year in college i was renting a small flat and decided to make it even cheaper by squeezing a bed into the main room and subletting my bedroom. Little did i know that the secondhand bed that i bought was not up to the job and during one night of sweaty student passion with my then girlfriend, there was an almighty crack. It wasn't easy to explain in the morning to my flatmate over a bowl of cornflakes why my bed looked was listing hard to one side. |
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"When with the ex.. a few years ago just as i was about to cum i said 2 words that still makes me fuckin cringe now.. i said " milk me" i have no excuse abart from there was an advert on the tv and someone was makin a coffee and as they were pouring the milk.. the imortal words came out.. think we laughed for years about it
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! This is golden"
I swear ya cant make this shit up lol... |
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"When with the ex.. a few years ago just as i was about to cum i said 2 words that still makes me fuckin cringe now.. i said " milk me" i have no excuse abart from there was an advert on the tv and someone was makin a coffee and as they were pouring the milk.. the imortal words came out.. think we laughed for years about it
Omg the shame years ago my hubby was with this crazy chick who told him 'fill me with your babies' he was horrified and needless to say he didn't "
We actually laughed about it a few weeks ago ans this happened 12 yrs ago in south africa.. fuckin commical..and i dont do shame  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Had a play date with a cpl we met in the bar had a chat and a drink and went to the room where she changed in to some thing more comfortable as a lady would. Anyway we got down to buisness and we're playing away (love that playing away) Anyway she mounted him cowgirl and was riding away on her down thrust he pushed up and I spanked her arse (sweet JAYUS what a wonderfully arse) we had a good rather built up and next she pushed down he pushed up a little harder and I spanked but this time I got his nuts he yelped she burst out laughing and I fell off the bed laughing thank fook he saw the funny side and we finished on her tits together while she squirted one of the best meets I ever had
Love ye guys we need to meet again
I've one question: if I meet and don't change into something more comfortable but expect you to help me to take my clothes off to make me more comfortable, then I'm not a lady? "
Totally different meet one on one with u it be clothes ripped off and ull still be a lady
Unless u have a cock and balls tucked away down there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had a fb once who was into phoning stupid sex lines.... Anyway during a meet he suggested we call one and I thought aye whatever. So clearly he had a fav girl as the loud speaker said Victoria is available now bla bla
Anyway on comes this Yorkshire lass who in my mind was prob 40 stone unwashed and doing her ironing while watching Jeremy Kyle.
So she's talking to him while I'm sucking his cock. She's saying things like "Oh Paddeeeeeeey I wish I could feel your hard cock in my mouth" I can feel myself starting to think Really? Then when she says who are you with he replied my mistress!!!
That was it I actually laughed with his cock still in my mouth and laughed sore for quite a while. Needless to say he hung up and we laughed for a long time about it.
I'm just too much of a realist for that nonsense. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was with a FB of mine and she loves me going down on her in between positions, so this time I was sort of standing, bent over as she was lying on the bed. It was a shit angle and I wasnt comfortable at all but she was getting into it so I decided to take one for the team.... As she came I got a spasm in my neck muscles and fell back onto the other bed in agony..... I swear she nearly wet herself laughing at me..... |
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In a room with around four couples paired off / in small groups playing... One lady with a thick dubs accent started shouting 'up and down de firepole, up and down de firepole' as she was riding an increasingly distressed looking guy.
Everyone else was left muffling laughter and leaving the room. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In a room with around four couples paired off / in small groups playing... One lady with a thick dubs accent started shouting 'up and down de firepole, up and down de firepole' as she was riding an increasingly distressed looking guy.
Everyone else was left muffling laughter and leaving the room. "
Some great stories here fokkers, keep 'em coming!! |
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I was with a FB once... We were going for the wrap up with him getting a well deserved BJ. Well I like a guy to straddle my chest as I'm blowing him. He tried to stretch across my chest, he was so uncomfortable but he did it, but after he had a tough time getting off. After he said he would need to stretch, because he wasn't that flexible anymore. I still smile thinking about that day |
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By *anny Boy31Man
over a year ago
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"Fanny farts always hilarious but even more so when they guy has obviously never heard them before
I always think a fanny fart is a sign of a good fuck....
Like burping after a good meal...
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By (user no longer on site)
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In uni many years ago in the midst of a hot sweaty session with my then g/f we paused to change position to good old missionary. Mid move I got a knee in the nose but I was so horny I didn't care and started thrusting away - eyes closed and going hell for leather
When I opened my eyes I saw a look of shock on her face - my nose was bleeding badly - all over her!! When I saw the blood I couldn't help but laugh and we ended up in fits for ages |
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Was shagging on top of my stairs heard a key in the door we had to get dressed quickly it was mum coming home so I dropped my GF home
When I came back I seen a pair o pants on top o te stairs my GFs pantys so I got into bed sniffed the and finished myself off
After I came I rang up the GF and told her I wanker off with sniffing her pantys lol she said no I'm wearing mine lol
They where me Mas pantys yukky I still feel violated !!!!!! But in a nice way pmsl  |
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"Was shagging on top of my stairs heard a key in the door we had to get dressed quickly it was mum coming home so I dropped my GF home
When I came back I seen a pair o pants on top o te stairs my GFs pantys so I got into bed sniffed the and finished myself off
After I came I rang up the GF and told her I wanker off with sniffing her pantys lol she said no I'm wearing mine lol
They where me Mas pantys yukky I still feel violated !!!!!! But in a nice way pmsl "
oh my god lol that's so funny and so wrong at the same time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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About ten years ago with the ex wife gettin close to finishin in doggy as she was strumming her clit vigorously and I forgetting I'm no Ron Jeremy rather ambitiously drew back too far on the backstroke and popped out before thrusting forward hard directly onto her strumming finger which promptly inserted a long sharp fingernail directly into my japs eye. No I still don't find it v funny but the ex and my mates (all of whom she told) found it hilarious. I didn even get to cum lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fanny farts always hilarious but even more so when they guy has obviously never heard them before
I always think a fanny fart is a sign of a good fuck....
Like burping after a good meal...
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