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"I do this sometimes too, my dog is my baby but he's also huge so it's not at all cute,I just look silly doing it, but who cares! " if your dog loves it, looking silly doesn't matter, what kind of dog have you? |
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"I do this sometimes too, my dog is my baby but he's also huge so it's not at all cute,I just look silly doing it, but who cares! if your dog loves it, looking silly doesn't matter, what kind of dog have you?"
A very handsome Dobe. |
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"I do this sometimes too, my dog is my baby but he's also huge so it's not at all cute,I just look silly doing it, but who cares! if your dog loves it, looking silly doesn't matter, what kind of dog have you?
A very handsome Dobe. " love them very intelligent mines a Llewellyn setter pointer cross white with small black spots x |
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"I do this sometimes too, my dog is my baby but he's also huge so it's not at all cute,I just look silly doing it, but who cares! if your dog loves it, looking silly doesn't matter, what kind of dog have you?
A very handsome Dobe. love them very intelligent mines a Llewellyn setter pointer cross white with small black spots x"
Ah nice. Yeah he's clever alright, he's more high maintenance than I am but I wouldn't change him for anything. |
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"We have a carpenter. ..very rare breed
I'll probably regret this later but someone has to ask.
A carpenter???" ....ye...kick him in the balls and he'll make a bolt for the door. ...boom tish !!!... (no animals were harmed in the making of this very poor joke)...  |
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"I do this sometimes too, my dog is my baby but he's also huge so it's not at all cute,I just look silly doing it, but who cares! if your dog loves it, looking silly doesn't matter, what kind of dog have you?
A very handsome Dobe. love them very intelligent mines a Llewellyn setter pointer cross white with small black spots x
Ah nice. Yeah he's clever alright, he's more high maintenance than I am but I wouldn't change him for anything. " I'm lying in bed with swollen glands at the minute, she's a little lethargic lately guess who'll get to see the doc lol  |
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"We have a carpenter. ..very rare breed
I'll probably regret this later but someone has to ask.
A carpenter???....ye...kick him in the balls and he'll make a bolt for the door. ...boom tish !!!... (no animals were harmed in the making of this very poor joke)... " lmfao |
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"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection
Simple...." ....thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al....  |
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"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection
Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... " oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol |
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"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection
Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol " ...we're making overtures on your behalf. ....as we speak. ...do not underestimate the power of prayer. ...... |
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"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection
Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol ...we're making overtures on your behalf. ....as we speak. ...do not underestimate the power of prayer. ......" alleluia baby xx |
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"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection
Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol ...we're making overtures on your behalf. ....as we speak. ...do not underestimate the power of prayer. ...... alleluia baby xx " .......exactly. ..keep the animal lover image going. ...women like that.....maybe don't mention her name so much. ....Some of them smartarses might know you named her after a porn star. ...but good change of pace. .... ....happy hunting. .. |
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"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection
Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol ...we're making overtures on your behalf. ....as we speak. ...do not underestimate the power of prayer. ...... alleluia baby xx .......exactly. ..keep the animal lover image going. ...women like that.....maybe don't mention her name so much. ....Some of them smartarses might know you named her after a porn star. ...but good change of pace. .... ....happy hunting. .." lol thanks for that maybe catch up with ye at the venue sometime xx |
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"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection
Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol ...we're making overtures on your behalf. ....as we speak. ...do not underestimate the power of prayer. ...... alleluia baby xx .......exactly. ..keep the animal lover image going. ...women like that.....maybe don't mention her name so much. ....Some of them smartarses might know you named her after a porn star. ...but good change of pace. .... ....happy hunting. .. lol thanks for that maybe catch up with ye at the venue sometime xx" ....we're both on remand.....so can't make any solid commitments at the moment. ..... |
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"People who dont conversate with animals have no soul or affection
Simple........thats as maybe. ....but we're focusing on getting Al laid at thw minute.....back to you Al.... oh yes bi bi baby do you know anyone in my area who wants to squirt like they never have before, I've got the key, I've got the secret lol ...we're making overtures on your behalf. ....as we speak. ...do not underestimate the power of prayer. ...... alleluia baby xx .......exactly. ..keep the animal lover image going. ...women like that.....maybe don't mention her name so much. ....Some of them smartarses might know you named her after a porn star. ...but good change of pace. .... ....happy hunting. .. lol thanks for that maybe catch up with ye at the venue sometime xx....we're both on remand.....so can't make any solid commitments at the moment. ....." lol you can always break your bail conditions for good sex lol |
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"We have a carpenter. ..very rare breed
I'll probably regret this later but someone has to ask.
A carpenter???....ye...kick him in the balls and he'll make a bolt for the door. ...boom tish !!!... (no animals were harmed in the making of this very poor joke)... "
Technically that would make him a blacksmith or ironmonger....
There's 3 dogs, 3 cats & 2 rabbits at home. All of them get included in conversations regularly.
Ok I'm being pedantic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We have a carpenter. ..very rare breed
I'll probably regret this later but someone has to ask.
A carpenter???....ye...kick him in the balls and he'll make a bolt for the door. ...boom tish !!!... (no animals were harmed in the making of this very poor joke)...
Technically that would make him a blacksmith or ironmonger....
There's 3 dogs, 3 cats & 2 rabbits at home. All of them get included in conversations regularly.
Ok I'm being pedantic " .....the joke wouldn't make sense then......?..and we agree.....you are.... |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
kildare |
I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice
I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses
I grunt at people |
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"I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice
I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses
I grunt at people" hahahaha very good, I still do the baby talk in public and don't really care how it looks my dog gets more ladies around me than I can lol |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
kildare |
"I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice
I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses
I grunt at people hahahaha very good, I still do the baby talk in public and don't really care how it looks my dog gets more ladies around me than I can lol "
I think women assume I'm gay when they see me with my dog |
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"I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice
I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses
I grunt at people hahahaha very good, I still do the baby talk in public and don't really care how it looks my dog gets more ladies around me than I can lol
I think women assume I'm gay when they see me with my dog " what breed is she tbh I dress my bitch up for paddy's day Easter and Christmas and she loves her outfits  |
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"I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice
I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses
I grunt at people hahahaha very good, I still do the baby talk in public and don't really care how it looks my dog gets more ladies around me than I can lol
I think women assume I'm gay when they see me with my dog what breed is she tbh I dress my bitch up for paddy's day Easter and Christmas and she loves her outfits " Halloween too |
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"I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice
I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses
I grunt at people"
You grunt quite a bit when you're with me that's true  |
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"I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice
I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses
I grunt at people hahahaha very good, I still do the baby talk in public and don't really care how it looks my dog gets more ladies around me than I can lol
I think women assume I'm gay when they see me with my dog " having met you hal and the lovely red I would never of dreamed you would have the dog you have. I would of thought you would have a boxer  |
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"I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice
I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses
I grunt at people hahahaha very good, I still do the baby talk in public and don't really care how it looks my dog gets more ladies around me than I can lol
I think women assume I'm gay when they see me with my dog having met you hal and the lovely red I would never of dreamed you would have the dog you have. I would of thought you would have a boxer "
Lol Letme,I have the big brute of a dog and he has the fluffy one, it's unusual alright.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Two dogs and three cats all rescued and talk to them all the time. . Gets some strange looks when out walking with the dogs but feck them all I love my pets |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
kildare |
"I talk to my cats in a baby voice but I talk to my dog in an even weirder baby voice that I use only with dogs. My da talked to dogs in same voice
I tend to use a very friendly normal voice when talking with other animals like cows and horses
I grunt at people hahahaha very good, I still do the baby talk in public and don't really care how it looks my dog gets more ladies around me than I can lol
I think women assume I'm gay when they see me with my dog having met you hal and the lovely red I would never of dreamed you would have the dog you have. I would of thought you would have a boxer
Lol Letme,I have the big brute of a dog and he has the fluffy one, it's unusual alright. "
Always said we have each other's dogs.
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"I used to talk to me goldfish....they died. of boredom???
Yes.....sigh..... I had a murdering goldfish I swear evil fooker too . "
How long could it hold it breathe? Or did it just jump out of its tank and ambush people? |
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By *ts artMan
over a year ago
Londonderry |
"I used to talk to me goldfish....they died. of boredom???
Yes.....sigh..... I had a murdering goldfish I swear evil fooker too .
How long could it hold it breathe? Or did it just jump out of its tank and ambush people?"
You'd be grand laid just throw a handful of maggot at it lol, now if its a tasty wee perch,,,,,nom nom |
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