FabSwingers.com > Forums > Ireland > The Lion wants a Lioness
The Lion wants a Lioness
Jump to: Newest in thread
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
The Lion here cutting to the chase and looking at getting to forth bass
So all his fans pay attention to the following announcement..
Female Lioness required next week for lion to unlease and release his passion on
Suitable hot Lioness apply to the above fab adonis
Hate lion or love him
He speaks what he desires xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The Lion here cutting to the chase and looking at getting to forth bass
So all his fans pay attention to the following announcement..
Female Lioness required next week for lion to unlease and release his passion on
Suitable hot Lioness apply to the above fab adonis
Hate lion or love him
He speaks what he desires xx"
Lioness here applying for this very privileged regal meet.... realising that there will be much competition.... I'm on for it |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lion dont require luck
But thank you buddy
Lion makes his own luck"
B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink
Lion is fine
Looking for sex down the line
Lion will have the guinnes
And for the lady
A full bodied wine
Purrrrrrr,
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lion dont require luck
But thank you buddy
Lion makes his own luck
B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink
Lion is fine
Looking for sex down the line
Lion will have the guinnes
And for the lady
A full bodied wine
Purrrrrrr,
"
He does |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lion dont require luck
But thank you buddy
Lion makes his own luck
B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink
Lion is fine
Looking for sex down the line
Lion will have the guinnes
And for the lady
A full bodied wine
Purrrrrrr,
He does "
Really?? Wow that must be annoying |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lion dont require luck
But thank you buddy
Lion makes his own luck
B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink
Lion is fine
Looking for sex down the line
Lion will have the guinnes
And for the lady
A full bodied wine
Purrrrrrr,
He does
Really?? Wow that must be annoying"
Nah he's a total sweetheart |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lion dont require luck
But thank you buddy
Lion makes his own luck
B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink
Lion is fine
Looking for sex down the line
Lion will have the guinnes
And for the lady
A full bodied wine
Purrrrrrr,
He does
Really?? Wow that must be annoying
Nah he's a total sweetheart "
Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lion dont require luck
But thank you buddy
Lion makes his own luck
B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink
Lion is fine
Looking for sex down the line
Lion will have the guinnes
And for the lady
A full bodied wine
Purrrrrrr,
He does
Really?? Wow that must be annoying
Nah he's a total sweetheart
Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?"
I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lion dont require luck
But thank you buddy
Lion makes his own luck
B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink
Lion is fine
Looking for sex down the line
Lion will have the guinnes
And for the lady
A full bodied wine
Purrrrrrr,
He does
Really?? Wow that must be annoying
Nah he's a total sweetheart
Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?
I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts. "
And does the real person still talk in rhyme? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lion dont require luck
But thank you buddy
Lion makes his own luck
B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink
Lion is fine
Looking for sex down the line
Lion will have the guinnes
And for the lady
A full bodied wine
Purrrrrrr,
He does
Really?? Wow that must be annoying
Nah he's a total sweetheart
Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?
I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.
And does the real person still talk in rhyme?"
Occasionally.. But I know his weak points so he does what he's told |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lion dont require luck
But thank you buddy
Lion makes his own luck
B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink
Lion is fine
Looking for sex down the line
Lion will have the guinnes
And for the lady
A full bodied wine
Purrrrrrr,
He does
Really?? Wow that must be annoying
Nah he's a total sweetheart
Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?
I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.
And does the real person still talk in rhyme?
Occasionally.. But I know his weak points so he does what he's told "
Ah so he's your biatch... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lion dont require luck
But thank you buddy
Lion makes his own luck
B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink
Lion is fine
Looking for sex down the line
Lion will have the guinnes
And for the lady
A full bodied wine
Purrrrrrr,
He does
Really?? Wow that must be annoying
Nah he's a total sweetheart
Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?
I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.
And does the real person still talk in rhyme?
Occasionally.. But I know his weak points so he does what he's told
Ah so he's your biatch..."
Not at all .. He's uncontrollable in most situations. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lion dont require luck
But thank you buddy
Lion makes his own luck
B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink
Lion is fine
Looking for sex down the line
Lion will have the guinnes
And for the lady
A full bodied wine
Purrrrrrr,
He does
Really?? Wow that must be annoying
Nah he's a total sweetheart
Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?
I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.
And does the real person still talk in rhyme?
Occasionally.. But I know his weak points so he does what he's told
Ah so he's your biatch...
Not at all .. He's uncontrollable in most situations. "
But you can control him? You gonna be his gf |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Snow + lions jungle = happy lion
Sshush you or I'll tell them how to take you down in 2 seconds
You can do that
Or demonstrate on lion "
I believe I have.. On quite a few occasions. I know how to get what I want from you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lion dont require luck
But thank you buddy
Lion makes his own luck
B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink
Lion is fine
Looking for sex down the line
Lion will have the guinnes
And for the lady
A full bodied wine
Purrrrrrr,
He does
Really?? Wow that must be annoying
Nah he's a total sweetheart
Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?
I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.
And does the real person still talk in rhyme?
Occasionally.. But I know his weak points so he does what he's told
Ah so he's your biatch...
Not at all .. He's uncontrollable in most situations.
But you can control him? You gonna be his gf"
Why would I want to control him? He is who he is. He's a lot more interesting than 90% of people in the world. We're all a little bit odd and we try really hard to keep it hidden. He's just himself. Nothing sexier than that. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lion dont require luck
But thank you buddy
Lion makes his own luck
B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink
Lion is fine
Looking for sex down the line
Lion will have the guinnes
And for the lady
A full bodied wine
Purrrrrrr,
He does
Really?? Wow that must be annoying
Nah he's a total sweetheart
Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?
I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.
And does the real person still talk in rhyme?
Occasionally.. But I know his weak points so he does what he's told
Ah so he's your biatch...
Not at all .. He's uncontrollable in most situations.
But you can control him? You gonna be his gf
Why would I want to control him? He is who he is. He's a lot more interesting than 90% of people in the world. We're all a little bit odd and we try really hard to keep it hidden. He's just himself. Nothing sexier than that. "
You said he does what he's told.... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lion dont require luck
But thank you buddy
Lion makes his own luck
B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink
Lion is fine
Looking for sex down the line
Lion will have the guinnes
And for the lady
A full bodied wine
Purrrrrrr,
He does
Really?? Wow that must be annoying
Nah he's a total sweetheart
Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?
I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.
And does the real person still talk in rhyme?
Occasionally.. But I know his weak points so he does what he's told
Ah so he's your biatch...
Not at all .. He's uncontrollable in most situations.
But you can control him? You gonna be his gf
Why would I want to control him? He is who he is. He's a lot more interesting than 90% of people in the world. We're all a little bit odd and we try really hard to keep it hidden. He's just himself. Nothing sexier than that.
You said he does what he's told...."
In certain situations |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Not nnnnnope
Nnnnuts
You need pay attention
And when have I ever made it easy for you?"
No snow no...lion will not expose in public of our hot erotic treasured experiences |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lion dont require luck
But thank you buddy
Lion makes his own luck
B'jaysus I hope you dont talk like that in real life, I can picture ya ordering a drink
Lion is fine
Looking for sex down the line
Lion will have the guinnes
And for the lady
A full bodied wine
Purrrrrrr,
He does
Really?? Wow that must be annoying
Nah he's a total sweetheart
Does he tell his real name or does he still refer to himself as lion?
I no longer deal with the lion. I get the real person. Both are sweethearts.
And does the real person still talk in rhyme?
Occasionally.. But I know his weak points so he does what he's told
Ah so he's your biatch...
Not at all .. He's uncontrollable in most situations.
But you can control him? You gonna be his gf
Why would I want to control him? He is who he is. He's a lot more interesting than 90% of people in the world. We're all a little bit odd and we try really hard to keep it hidden. He's just himself. Nothing sexier than that.
You said he does what he's told....
In certain situations "
So you do control him...fair play to ya... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Not nnnnnope
Nnnnuts
You need pay attention
And when have I ever made it easy for you?
No snow no...lion will not expose in public of our hot erotic treasured experiences "
Ha ha I think that's a lie! I remember a lot of public stuff |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Not nnnnnope
Nnnnuts
You need pay attention
And when have I ever made it easy for you?
No snow no...lion will not expose in public of our hot erotic treasured experienc
Ha ha I think that's a lie! I remember a lot of public stuff "
Reading this has lion on a semi |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Not nnnnnope
Nnnnuts
You need pay attention
And when have I ever made it easy for you?
No snow no...lion will not expose in public of our hot erotic treasured experienc
Ha ha I think that's a lie! I remember a lot of public stuff
Reading this has lion on a semi"
Ha ha down boy |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Jesper wait hold on a second
You guys want the lion
He understands... Please submit application and lions secretary will deal with you shortly "
Na your OK dude, we really don't, couldn't deal with all the rhymes, but hey I do have appreciation for ya, you know how to play the game, you post things just until the point when people get tired of it and then you leave, and of course people then rejoice your reappearance, plus your a utd fan so I can't fault ya for that... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I must say i do like this lion character,you do come across as an alluring,cocky,confident young man,if you visit Dublin you can come out on the prowel with me. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Jesper wait hold on a second
You guys want the lion
He understands... Please submit application and lions secretary will deal with you shortly
Na your OK dude, we really don't, couldn't deal with all the rhymes, but hey I do have appreciation for ya, you know how to play the game, you post things just until the point when people get tired of it and then you leave, and of course people then rejoice your reappearance, plus your a utd fan so I can't fault ya for that..."
Lion likes your washing machine
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I must say i do like this lion character,you do come across as an alluring,cocky,confident young man,if you visit Dublin you can come out on the prowel with me."
Thank you sir
Lion likes his Dublin people |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Jesper wait hold on a second
You guys want the lion
He understands... Please submit application and lions secretary will deal with you shortly
Na your OK dude, we really don't, couldn't deal with all the rhymes, but hey I do have appreciation for ya, you know how to play the game, you post things just until the point when people get tired of it and then you leave, and of course people then rejoice your reappearance, plus your a utd fan so I can't fault ya for that...
Lion likes your washing machine
"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Jesper wait hold on a second
You guys want the lion
He understands... Please submit application and lions secretary will deal with you shortly
Na your OK dude, we really don't, couldn't deal with all the rhymes, but hey I do have appreciation for ya, you know how to play the game, you post things just until the point when people get tired of it and then you leave, and of course people then rejoice your reappearance, plus your a utd fan so I can't fault ya for that...
Lion likes your washing machine
"
Thanks...she Has to earn her keep after all |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Mr Lion my condolences on the tragic loss of your cousins Jericho and Cecil . I have heard a rumor that Walter Palmer is on his way to Galway for a short break so you best be on the look out . |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Mr Lion my condolences on the tragic loss of your cousins Jericho and Cecil . I have heard a rumor that Walter Palmer is on his way to Galway for a short break so you best be on the look out ."
Lion is use to being hunted down
He always finds himself being hunted down by adoring females
Who simply cant get enough of the one called the lion |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You mean "fourth base"?
Or is forth bass some kinky place I've not been to?" ....well technically there's no such place as fourth base....first base..second base...third base..home plate..but definitely no fourth base...ever..carry on... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"You mean "fourth base"?
Or is forth bass some kinky place I've not been to?....well technically there's no such place as fourth base....first base..second base...third base..home plate..but definitely no fourth base...ever..carry on... "
perhaps but lion goes by
women
1. kiss the lion
2. get to feel and touch the lion
3. go down on the lion
4. night of passion with the lion
but its whatever you desire |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
perhaps but lion goes by
women
1. kiss the lion
2. get to feel and touch the lion
3. go down on the lion
4. night of passion with the lion
but its whatever you desire "
Takers need not apply. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"
perhaps but lion goes by
women
1. kiss the lion
2. get to feel and touch the lion
3. go down on the lion
4. night of passion with the lion
but its whatever you desire
Takers need not apply."
yes tonnes of applicants
but lion reads all of his mail |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
perhaps but lion goes by
women
1. kiss the lion
2. get to feel and touch the lion
3. go down on the lion
4. night of passion with the lion
but its whatever you desire
Takers need not apply.
yes tonnes of applicants
but lion reads all of his mail"
Number 3 should have been 69 with the lion. Sounds like ur a bit selfish in the bedroom.. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
perhaps but lion goes by
women
1. kiss the lion
2. get to feel and touch the lion
3. go down on the lion
4. night of passion with the lion
but its whatever you desire
Takers need not apply.
yes tonnes of applicants
but lion reads all of his mail
Number 3 should have been 69 with the lion. Sounds like ur a bit selfish in the bedroom.. " ... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic