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"Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway.  "
....hmmm...wonder what Freud would say about that. ....  |
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"Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway. ....hmmm...wonder what Freud would say about that. .... "
Probably something to do with "yer ma"  |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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"Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway. ....hmmm...wonder what Freud would say about that. .... "
It wouldn't matter, he'd say it in German, we'd not understand it anyway! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway. ....hmmm...wonder what Freud would say about that. ....
It wouldn't matter, he'd say it in German, we'd not understand it anyway!"
....fuckin philistines. ....im trying to raise the tone of this kip..none of you are helping. ...im off to start a kiss fuck thread. .. |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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"Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway. ....hmmm...wonder what Freud would say about that. ....
It wouldn't matter, he'd say it in German, we'd not understand it anyway!....fuckin philistines. ....im trying to raise the tone of this kip..none of you are helping. ...im off to start a kiss fuck thread. .."
I'm Irish, not from philistine  |
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"Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway. ....hmmm...wonder what Freud would say about that. ....
It wouldn't matter, he'd say it in German, we'd not understand it anyway!....fuckin philistines. ....im trying to raise the tone of this kip..none of you are helping. ...im off to start a kiss fuck thread. .."
PassPass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway. ....hmmm...wonder what Freud would say about that. ....
It wouldn't matter, he'd say it in German, we'd not understand it anyway!....fuckin philistines. ....im trying to raise the tone of this kip..none of you are helping. ...im off to start a kiss fuck thread. ..
PassPass. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was chatting up identical twins one night ...things were going great.... Both very chatty and were almost saying the same thing at the same time....
I was very d*unk.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't 
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!  "
I can raise that to 25! |
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"Years ago I went out with a girl who was a twin. I used to fantasise about accidentally mistaking them and shagging the wrong one but her brother's moustache was a dead giveaway. ....hmmm...wonder what Freud would say about that. ....
It wouldn't matter, he'd say it in German, we'd not understand it anyway!"
So, sagen Sie mir über Ihre Mutter...... |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!
I can raise that to 25! "
Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame
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By (user no longer on site)
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".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!
I can raise that to 25!
Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame
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Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!
I can raise that to 25!
Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame
Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!
"
I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway might even give u a spin on my mobility chair |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!
If it's twins then you might get 40 seconds."
40 Secs and a new pacemaker! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!
I can raise that to 25!
Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame
Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!
I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway might even give u a spin on my mobility chair "
Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??
Ok, ok....
How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!
I can raise that to 25!
Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame
Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!
I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway might even give u a spin on my mobility chair
Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??
Ok, ok....
How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!! "
Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!
I can raise that to 25!
Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame
Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!
I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway might even give u a spin on my mobility chair
Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??
Ok, ok....
How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!
Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion "
..that's sooo hot...my incontinence pad is getting damp....but in a good way. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!
I can raise that to 25!
Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame
Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!
I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway might even give u a spin on my mobility chair
Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??
Ok, ok....
How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!
Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion "
Hey my stair lift also has a commode!
You can cum n go all at the same time, even while scaling the dizzy heights of my stairs! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!
I can raise that to 25!
Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame
Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!
I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway might even give u a spin on my mobility chair
Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??
Ok, ok....
How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!
Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion ..that's sooo hot...my incontinence pad is getting damp....but in a good way. .. "
I'll throw in a cup of complain after |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!
I can raise that to 25!
Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame
Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!
I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway might even give u a spin on my mobility chair
Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??
Ok, ok....
How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!
Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion
Hey my stair lift also has a commode!
You can cum n go all at the same time, even while scaling the dizzy heights of my stairs! "
Awe the grand fantasy to cum and go at the same time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!
I can raise that to 25!
Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame
Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!
I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway might even give u a spin on my mobility chair
Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??
Ok, ok....
How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!
Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion
Hey my stair lift also has a commode!
You can cum n go all at the same time, even while scaling the dizzy heights of my stairs!
Awe the grand fantasy to cum and go at the same time "
Yeah.....
Some even call it 'squirting' |
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"The immersion??? Are you gone senile man ? Think of the electricity bill for gods sake 
Well if I wait for the solar panels to get sun I'll be dead "
Ah but you will be stiff as a poker so the lovely lady won't mind lol |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!
I can raise that to 25!
Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame
Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!
I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway might even give u a spin on my mobility chair
Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??
Ok, ok....
How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!
Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion
Hey my stair lift also has a commode!
You can cum n go all at the same time, even while scaling the dizzy heights of my stairs!
Awe the grand fantasy to cum and go at the same time
Yeah.....
Some even call it 'squirting' "
Now ur taking the piss |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"The immersion??? Are you gone senile man ? Think of the electricity bill for gods sake
Well if I wait for the solar panels to get sun I'll be dead
Ah but you will be stiff as a poker so the lovely lady won't mind lol"
If she's into munting she won't |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!
I can raise that to 25!
Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame
Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!
I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway might even give u a spin on my mobility chair
Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??
Ok, ok....
How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!
Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion
Hey my stair lift also has a commode!
You can cum n go all at the same time, even while scaling the dizzy heights of my stairs!
Awe the grand fantasy to cum and go at the same time
Yeah.....
Some even call it 'squirting'
Now ur taking the piss "
I'll do ye both and will bring it up to over a minute! I should be able to do that without releasing a waterfall |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!
I can raise that to 25!
Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame
Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!
I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway might even give u a spin on my mobility chair
Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??
Ok, ok....
How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!
Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion
Hey my stair lift also has a commode!
You can cum n go all at the same time, even while scaling the dizzy heights of my stairs!
Awe the grand fantasy to cum and go at the same time
Yeah.....
Some even call it 'squirting'
Now ur taking the piss
I'll do ye both and will bring it up to over a minute! I should be able to do that without releasing a waterfall "
Any room for a one kneed cripple |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return!
I can raise that to 25!
Dough! We nearly have a deal there if you give me a go with your zimmer frame
Hey, I'll even do you WITH the Zimmer!
I'll see fooey offer and raise it to 50 secs but we have to have a tea break midway might even give u a spin on my mobility chair
Ah here!! How can I compete with a mobility chair??
Ok, ok....
How about a ride on my stair lift, at least it conserves energy so I (could) last 52 secs! BOOM!!
Feck a stair lift I didn't see that coming but if an half sitting on the double seat in my easy access shower with support rails will seal it I'll turn on the immersion
Hey my stair lift also has a commode!
You can cum n go all at the same time, even while scaling the dizzy heights of my stairs!
Awe the grand fantasy to cum and go at the same time
Yeah.....
Some even call it 'squirting'
Now ur taking the piss
I'll do ye both and will bring it up to over a minute! I should be able to do that without releasing a waterfall
Any room for a one kneed cripple
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Ah sure, I'm feeling generous today, must be the weather, and will turn it into a special gangbang |
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".Oh ja , wir würden... Oh wait, no, we wouldn't
I'll help you with the translation but I'd expect more than 20 seconds in return! "
I'm sure I could manage a minute or two. I'm generous like that!
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