Ur watching too much tv op 
Nothing glamorous or kinky goes on for us just the mundane tasks of housework and food shopping 
Although I can't speak for others I myself wouldn't mind having mid morning rendezvous some days lol
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"When I'm at home during the day OP, the most exciting bit is the corner of the washing machine waiting for the spin to finish it's extended cycle...   "
MmmMmm.... Resting your ballsack on a washing machine on spin cycle is a bit special. Shorten one of the "legs" of the machine ever so sightly for extra thrills... Splooooosh!  |
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"When I'm at home during the day OP, the most exciting bit is the corner of the washing machine waiting for the spin to finish it's extended cycle...
MmmMmm.... Resting your ballsack on a washing machine on spin cycle is a bit special. Shorten one of the "legs" of the machine ever so sightly for extra thrills... Splooooosh! "
Just not if it's enclosed in any way... 
Lol! At the adjustable leg MM, himself adjusted it to make it quieter, I told him to go back & make it louder again! |
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Lol! At the adjustable leg MM, himself adjusted it to make it quieter, I told him to go back & make it louder again!
What a spoilsport!  "
Ya! Feck the longevity of the drum. |
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"Your watching too much porn OP . Is there any cure for that lol. Ps how do i get that op off my page are what does it mean "
It means you are the original poster, as in, the person who started the thread. |
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By *ortidan OP Man
over a year ago
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"Your watching too much porn OP . Is there any cure for that lol. Ps how do i get that op off my page are what does it mean
It means you are the original poster, as in, the person who started the thread. "
I learn something new everyday lol. |
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"Iv just cleaned my house and no my maids outfit didnt come out
Why not? You could've posted more sexy pics  lol food fot thought "
I will offer my photographer services. Will save you taking pics via hoovercam! |
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"Often wondered what do the house wifes or stay at home mummies do when they have time alone, do they have friends with benefits round for tea or am i living in dream land "
Funny you should ask, I recieved an email this morning from a "Very Attractive Bored Dublin Housewife, 32, looking for some really hot action...."
So I sent her my ironing.
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"Often wondered what do the house wifes or stay at home mummies do when they have time alone, do they have friends with benefits round for tea or am i living in dream land
Funny you should ask, I recieved an email this morning from a "Very Attractive Bored Dublin Housewife, 32, looking for some really hot action...."
So I sent her my ironing.
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"Make me feel like a real woman", she said.. |
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"Often wondered what do the house wifes or stay at home mummies do when they have time alone, do they have friends with benefits round for tea or am i living in dream land
Funny you should ask, I recieved an email this morning from a "Very Attractive Bored Dublin Housewife, 32, looking for some really hot action...."
So I sent her my ironing.
"Make me feel like a real woman", she said.. "
Disclaimer: The views expressed above are solely those of the author in his private capacity and do not in any way represent the views of the preceding poster.  |
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"It's so hilarious when misogyny is dressed up as funny banter. I'm giggling with my hand over my mouth as I must remember to be seen and not heard...
Here's some smiley's to make it more palatable "
The whiff of "the dark ages" from this thread is dire... |
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By *j47Man
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"It's so hilarious when misogyny is dressed up as funny banter. I'm giggling with my hand over my mouth as I must remember to be seen and not heard...
Here's some smiley's to make it more palatable "
I hope u washed and ironed them first |
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I find porn very misleading and ill informed.
I once watched a pilot of a show that never got made about two (I mean two doctors?) with dubious qualifications examining a girl for Nympomania... their prescription of a half arsed physical examination followed by tag teaming her surely would raise issues with any medical board. |
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"I find porn very misleading and ill informed.
I once watched a pilot of a show that never got made about two (I mean two doctors?) with dubious qualifications examining a girl for Nympomania... their prescription of a half arsed physical examination followed by tag teaming her surely would raise issues with any medical board. "
Viz readers letters?  |
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"Often wondered what do the house wifes or stay at home mummies do when they have time alone, do they have friends with benefits round for tea or am i living in dream land
Funny you should ask, I recieved an email this morning from a "Very Attractive Bored Dublin Housewife, 32, looking for some really hot action...."
So I sent her my ironing.
"Make me feel like a real woman", she said..
Disclaimer: The views expressed above are solely those of the author in his private capacity and do not in any way represent the views of the preceding poster. "
Hahaha...
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It happens . I know a fella, hes married hes flat out on a***** madision, loads of married women on there looking for extracuriclar sex during the day when the kids are at school. |
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