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"How so ?? I hate being small ! My jam is outta date years ago cause I can't reach da top cupboard ! " Bigger heels....or a filthy bugger in a gentleman disguise required...  | |||
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"Ewwww seriously short girls.... boke.... no thanks "My thoughts exactly | |||
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"Ewwww seriously short girls.... boke.... no thanks
My thoughts exactly "Although depends what height u are kneeling | |||
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"portable BJ's "U like portable bjs ? Fair play | |||
"Yay I love the way you can flip them around the bed "This | |||
"Yay I love the way you can flip them around the bed "Flip me anytime chick | |||
"portable BJ's
U like portable bjs ? Fair play "perfect height | |||
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"Yay or nay ?? " I'm with Calvin Harris on this one.... I like them tall girls I like them short girls I like them brown hair girls I like them blonde hair girls I like them big girls I like them skinny girls I like them carrying a little bitty weight girls | |||
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"Yay I love the way you can flip them around the bed
Flip me anytime chick "Gladly... you look irresistible | |||
"Yay or nay ?? I'm with Calvin Harris on this one.... I like them tall girls I like them short girls I like them brown hair girls I like them blonde hair girls I like them big girls I like them skinny girls I like them carrying a little bitty weight girls" Aye but ur just a slut babe kisses | |||
"Yay I love the way you can flip them around the bed
Flip me anytime chick
Gladly... you look irresistible "It's a date | |||
"Yay or nay ?? I'm with Calvin Harris on this one.... I like them tall girls I like them short girls I like them brown hair girls I like them blonde hair girls I like them big girls I like them skinny girls I like them carrying a little bitty weight girls Aye but ur just a slut babe kisses "I prefer Man Whore or Sex Tourist | |||
Nothing like being taken by a big strong, tall man. | |||
"It's such a turn on when a guy is really into little folk like me. Not everyone is
Nothing like being taken by a big strong, tall man. "ur quite fuckable | |||
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"It's such a turn on when a guy is really into little folk like me. Not everyone is
Nothing like being taken by a big strong, tall man. "What about a medium sized, chubby, weak man?  | |||
"It's such a turn on when a guy is really into little folk like me. Not everyone is
Nothing like being taken by a big strong, tall man.
What about a medium sized, chubby, weak man? "blow him away and get another lad | |||
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"It's such a turn on when a guy is really into little folk like me. Not everyone is
Nothing like being taken by a big strong, tall man.
What about a medium sized, chubby, weak man? " | |||
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"It's such a turn on when a guy is really into little folk like me. Not everyone is
Nothing like being taken by a big strong, tall man.
What about a medium sized, chubby, weak man? "I dunno I've never tried one | |||
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"It's such a turn on when a guy is really into little folk like me. Not everyone is
Nothing like being taken by a big strong, tall man.
What about a medium sized, chubby, weak man?
I dunno I've never tried one "Get your coat...  | |||
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"What about a midget blowjob ??? " You wouldn't need to bend down at 5 foot | |||
"It's such a turn on when a guy is really into little folk like me. Not everyone is
Nothing like being taken by a big strong, tall man.
What about a medium sized, chubby, weak man?
I dunno I've never tried one
Get your coat... " | |||
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"It's such a turn on when a guy is really into little folk like me. Not everyone is
Nothing like being taken by a big strong, tall man.
What about a medium sized, chubby, weak man? " | |||
"Polly I'm a shortass too. Have a few problems in everyday tasks but not having fab fun. I can relate to these. Polly, no. 27 just for u 1. You’re always “so cute,” which is incredibly frustrating when you were going for “sexy.” 2. People think it’s funny when you’re mad. 3. When you gain five pounds, it’s noticeable. 4. When you gain ten pounds, it’s really noticeable. 5. When you gain fifteen pounds, you want to fling yourself out a window except you’re certain you’d bounce right back as soon as you hit the ground. 6. Frankly, you can’t reach anything. 7. It actually feels weird when your pants are the proper length, because you’re used to them being too long. 8. Dress codes are unforgiving. You actually look like you’re drowning in fabric if your skirt or dress reaches your knees. 9. “Wait, no. You have to wear heels or I can’t stand next to you all night.” 10. You know that a “legal midget” is someone under 4’11”, because every person insists on reminding you that you almost qualify.* *Editor’s note: People with dwarfism are under 4’11”, but not every person under 4’11” has dwarfism. Idiots. 11. You don’t always have to squat in the front of photos. 12. And if you’re not in the front of photos, you might as well not be in them at all. 13. Your yoga pants are all ripped at the bottom. 14. Boys like short girls more. 15. …because you’re “easy to throw around.” Hmm. 16. Middle schoolers are taller than you are. 17. When you’re sitting, your feet don’t always reach the floor, and you don’t care how childlike you look swinging your legs. 18. You can’t dust the snow off the top of your car, because you can’t reach it. 19. You don’t think it’s weird to have friends who are over a foot taller than you are. 20. “Bitch, please.” -You when girls 5’5” or taller complain about being short. 21. You see as much of the performance at a jam-packed concert as you would if you were listening to the radio. 22. Cooking dinner becomes an acrobatic experience, because you regularly have to hoist yourself up onto your kitchen counters to reach things. 23. Before reading this sentence, you didn’t know that normal-sized people can see the hoods of their cars while they’re driving. 24. To hold hands with a tall guy, you have to bend your arm at the elbow and aim up. 25. People like to tell you you’re short, as if you’re unaware. 26. There’s at least one item of clothing from your childhood that still fits you. 27. Everyone wants to “put you in their pockets.” 28. Your head is an armrest — as if everyone’s arms are just so tired all the time that they need constant resting. 29. Short guys flock to you. 30. Your “big growth spurt” shot you up to 4’10” from 4’4”. 31. Snooki and Kristin Chenoweth are your favorites. 32. Maxi dresses. Lol. 33. Amusement parks become a constant “Are you tall enough for this ride?” joke. 34. If you know an 11-year-old, his favorite party trick is making you stand up to show people that he’s taller than you are. 35. You were always first when you had to line up in size order. 36. Peepholes are pointless. 37. Wearing jeans when it’s raining is your own personal torture treatment. 38. No one can fit in the driver’s seat of your car, and the amount of time it takes for them to electronically adjust it makes it feel like the vehicle itself is mocking you 39. Putting something at the top of your closet means you’re not going to see it again for a very long time. 40. If you wear really short bottoms, you still don’t look slutty. 41. You can describe yourself as “tiny” and it’s not obnoxious. 42. There are people who are still taller than you when you’re standing on an elevated surface. 43. You mentally prepare yourself before getting up onto a barstool. 44. You resent people who are shorter than you are, because being little is your thing. "Awww red I love this xxx | |||
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"Polly I'm a shortass too. Have a few problems in everyday tasks but not having fab fun. I can relate to these. Polly, no. 27 just for u 1. You’re always “so cute,” which is incredibly frustrating when you were going for “sexy.” 2. People think it’s funny when you’re mad. 3. When you gain five pounds, it’s noticeable. 4. When you gain ten pounds, it’s really noticeable. 5. When you gain fifteen pounds, you want to fling yourself out a window except you’re certain you’d bounce right back as soon as you hit the ground. 6. Frankly, you can’t reach anything. 7. It actually feels weird when your pants are the proper length, because you’re used to them being too long. 8. Dress codes are unforgiving. You actually look like you’re drowning in fabric if your skirt or dress reaches your knees. 9. “Wait, no. You have to wear heels or I can’t stand next to you all night.” 10. You know that a “legal midget” is someone under 4’11”, because every person insists on reminding you that you almost qualify.* *Editor’s note: People with dwarfism are under 4’11”, but not every person under 4’11” has dwarfism. Idiots. 11. You don’t always have to squat in the front of photos. 12. And if you’re not in the front of photos, you might as well not be in them at all. 13. Your yoga pants are all ripped at the bottom. 14. Boys like short girls more. 15. …because you’re “easy to throw around.” Hmm. 16. Middle schoolers are taller than you are. 17. When you’re sitting, your feet don’t always reach the floor, and you don’t care how childlike you look swinging your legs. 18. You can’t dust the snow off the top of your car, because you can’t reach it. 19. You don’t think it’s weird to have friends who are over a foot taller than you are. 20. “Bitch, please.” -You when girls 5’5” or taller complain about being short. 21. You see as much of the performance at a jam-packed concert as you would if you were listening to the radio. 22. Cooking dinner becomes an acrobatic experience, because you regularly have to hoist yourself up onto your kitchen counters to reach things. 23. Before reading this sentence, you didn’t know that normal-sized people can see the hoods of their cars while they’re driving. 24. To hold hands with a tall guy, you have to bend your arm at the elbow and aim up. 25. People like to tell you you’re short, as if you’re unaware. 26. There’s at least one item of clothing from your childhood that still fits you. 27. Everyone wants to “put you in their pockets.” 28. Your head is an armrest — as if everyone’s arms are just so tired all the time that they need constant resting. 29. Short guys flock to you. 30. Your “big growth spurt” shot you up to 4’10” from 4’4”. 31. Snooki and Kristin Chenoweth are your favorites. 32. Maxi dresses. Lol. 33. Amusement parks become a constant “Are you tall enough for this ride?” joke. 34. If you know an 11-year-old, his favorite party trick is making you stand up to show people that he’s taller than you are. 35. You were always first when you had to line up in size order. 36. Peepholes are pointless. 37. Wearing jeans when it’s raining is your own personal torture treatment. 38. No one can fit in the driver’s seat of your car, and the amount of time it takes for them to electronically adjust it makes it feel like the vehicle itself is mocking you 39. Putting something at the top of your closet means you’re not going to see it again for a very long time. 40. If you wear really short bottoms, you still don’t look slutty. 41. You can describe yourself as “tiny” and it’s not obnoxious. 42. There are people who are still taller than you when you’re standing on an elevated surface. 43. You mentally prepare yourself before getting up onto a barstool. 44. You resent people who are shorter than you are, because being little is your thing. "Kudos on the effort that went into that red | |||
" Awww red I love this xxx "Thought u would. Anyway I think 2 petite sexy ladies having fun together is pretty darn hot  | |||
" Kudos on the effort that went into that red "Emmmmm Con, i copied and pasted from internet | |||
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" Kudos on the effort that went into that red
Emmmmm Con, i copied and pasted from internet "Ah red, I feel cheated now  | |||
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"Absolutely adore petite ladies, you should embrace your tiny stature Polly Pocket jam or no jam lol, you are unbelievably stunning xx i bet so much more in person x" Will u buy me new jam ?? | |||
" Kudos on the effort that went into that red
Emmmmm Con, i copied and pasted from internet
Ah red, I feel cheated now "Aww dig deep Con. At least I owned up and didn't claim as my own. I'm short and cute, so I know u'll forgive me | |||
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I always get "I thought you were taller" | |||
"Didn't think it was an issue till this post I always get "I thought you were taller" "It's not really I just seen the short guys thread lol X I get awww u are as tiny as u say lol | |||
"Yay or nay ?? I'm with Calvin Harris on this one.... I like them tall girls I like them short girls I like them brown hair girls I like them blonde hair girls I like them big girls I like them skinny girls I like them carrying a little bitty weight girls"
Just one correction slim is such a better word than skinny.
Short girls are savage especially for a standing 69. | |||
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" Kudos on the effort that went into that red
Emmmmm Con, i copied and pasted from internet
Ah red, I feel cheated now
Aww dig deep Con. At least I owned up and didn't claim as my own. I'm short and cute, so I know u'll forgive me "How could I stay mad at an ass like that  | |||
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"It's such a turn on when a guy is really into little folk like me. Not everyone is
Nothing like being taken by a big strong, tall man. " | |||
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"Meh!! "Well u have a tiny cock !! | |||
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now those two together would be a serious turn on. | |||
"Did someone call.. "Oh hello giggles....one of me favourite titchy ladies | |||
"Meh!!
Well u have a tiny cock !! "Lmao | |||
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"I have to say i like all heights of women. They all have their advantages in the sexual fun area. So height isn't the preference for me. Its the width that makes the difference. For myself anyway. As for shorter girls like Polly and Lilred, hell yeah. They're awesome. Slim, petite, sexy..they're getting lifted up and thrown about a bit now those two together would be a serious turn on. "Haha..chancer | |||
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"Absolutely adore petite ladies, you should embrace your tiny stature Polly Pocket jam or no jam lol, you are unbelievably stunning xx i bet so much more in person x Will u buy me new jam ?? " I'll buy you new jam if I can come round and put it in your press for you | |||
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"I have to say i like all heights of women. They all have their advantages in the sexual fun area. So height isn't the preference for me. Its the width that makes the difference. For myself anyway. As for shorter girls like Polly and Lilred, hell yeah. They're awesome. Slim, petite, sexy..they're getting lifted up and thrown about a bit now those two together would be a serious turn on.
Haha..chancer "Just a thought one at a time will be fine. Who's first? | |||
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"Meh!!
Well u have a tiny cock !! "Yes and I'm not giving it back to you until you apologise | |||
"Most guys prefer smaller girls..hence why I've to look for taller guys .. But everyone likes different things I guess " How tall and sexy are you? | |||
"Yay or nay ?? " Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. yayyyyyyy....x x We are all the same height lying down | |||
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"Yay or nay ?? " Oh yes please Polly, especially if they're as sexy as you. "How so ?? I hate being small ! My jam is outta date years ago cause I can't reach da top cupboard ! " How on earth did it get up there in the first place 
I'll happily take it down for you, and bring you a replacement: what flavour would you like? | |||
"Seems its all about numbers. Age no. Dress size no. Shoe size no. Height no. Distance no. Was never good with numbers so gave up on them and went on what I though about the person in face to face. " Spot on chappy I agree with ya on that lad. | |||
"Didn't think it was an issue till this post I always get "I thought you were taller" "Well misscar if all the ladies here tall or short were as cutie and sexy as you then this place would be even more on fire. | |||
"Seems its all about numbers. Age no. Dress size no. Shoe size no. Height no. Distance no. Was never good with numbers so gave up on them and went on what I though about the person in face to face. " It's not about the number per se. It's about who you fancy. For example, some people don't generally fancy people a lot older than themselves. These people have to draw a line Somewhere or they will waste a lot of time looking at profiles for people they know they won't want. They therefore pick a lower age limit. Its the same with size. Girls are often not attracted to men shorter than themselves, so they put their own height in as a lower limit. It's not 'just a number',its a personal preference, and those are allowed. No females will go on a site like this with SO much choice, and then immediately compromise on what they are looking for. Just doesn't make sense as there is so much choice and they can pick and choose. Its different for guys. They find it harder to get meets and so learn to compromise. The fems don't need to. | |||
"Why do people want to throw other shorter people about?" That's what I want to know too! What's this all about of throwing a small girl around????  I'm shocked! | |||
"Why do people want to throw other shorter people about? That's what I want to know too! What's this all about of throwing a small girl around???? I'm shocked! "Wait till the dwarf throwing completion starts | |||
"Yay or nay ?? " Yay definitely and petite and curvy combination is my ultimate turn-on. All the important bits are close to hand and if the girl is into taller men its absolute heaven. You coming to Cork or do I have to go to Derry Polly? | |||
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"Polly I'm a shortass too. Have a few problems in everyday tasks but not having fab fun. I can relate to these. Polly, no. 27 just for u 1. You’re always “so cute,” which is incredibly frustrating when you were going for “sexy.” 2. People think it’s funny when you’re mad. 3. When you gain five pounds, it’s noticeable. 4. When you gain ten pounds, it’s really noticeable. 5. When you gain fifteen pounds, you want to fling yourself out a window except you’re certain you’d bounce right back as soon as you hit the ground. 6. Frankly, you can’t reach anything. 7. It actually feels weird when your pants are the proper length, because you’re used to them being too long. 8. Dress codes are unforgiving. You actually look like you’re drowning in fabric if your skirt or dress reaches your knees. 9. “Wait, no. You have to wear heels or I can’t stand next to you all night.” 10. You know that a “legal midget” is someone under 4’11”, because every person insists on reminding you that you almost qualify.* *Editor’s note: People with dwarfism are under 4’11”, but not every person under 4’11” has dwarfism. Idiots. 11. You don’t always have to squat in the front of photos. 12. And if you’re not in the front of photos, you might as well not be in them at all. 13. Your yoga pants are all ripped at the bottom. 14. Boys like short girls more. 15. …because you’re “easy to throw around.” Hmm. 16. Middle schoolers are taller than you are. 17. When you’re sitting, your feet don’t always reach the floor, and you don’t care how childlike you look swinging your legs. 18. You can’t dust the snow off the top of your car, because you can’t reach it. 19. You don’t think it’s weird to have friends who are over a foot taller than you are. 20. “Bitch, please.” -You when girls 5’5” or taller complain about being short. 21. You see as much of the performance at a jam-packed concert as you would if you were listening to the radio. 22. Cooking dinner becomes an acrobatic experience, because you regularly have to hoist yourself up onto your kitchen counters to reach things. 23. Before reading this sentence, you didn’t know that normal-sized people can see the hoods of their cars while they’re driving. 24. To hold hands with a tall guy, you have to bend your arm at the elbow and aim up. 25. People like to tell you you’re short, as if you’re unaware. 26. There’s at least one item of clothing from your childhood that still fits you. 27. Everyone wants to “put you in their pockets.” 28. Your head is an armrest — as if everyone’s arms are just so tired all the time that they need constant resting. 29. Short guys flock to you. 30. Your “big growth spurt” shot you up to 4’10” from 4’4”. 31. Snooki and Kristin Chenoweth are your favorites. 32. Maxi dresses. Lol. 33. Amusement parks become a constant “Are you tall enough for this ride?” joke. 34. If you know an 11-year-old, his favorite party trick is making you stand up to show people that he’s taller than you are. 35. You were always first when you had to line up in size order. 36. Peepholes are pointless. 37. Wearing jeans when it’s raining is your own personal torture treatment. 38. No one can fit in the driver’s seat of your car, and the amount of time it takes for them to electronically adjust it makes it feel like the vehicle itself is mocking you 39. Putting something at the top of your closet means you’re not going to see it again for a very long time. 40. If you wear really short bottoms, you still don’t look slutty. 41. You can describe yourself as “tiny” and it’s not obnoxious. 42. There are people who are still taller than you when you’re standing on an elevated surface. 43. You mentally prepare yourself before getting up onto a barstool. 44. You resent people who are shorter than you are, because being little is your thing. "OMG this is the best thing I have read ever and at 5ft I can relate to every single point. Class | |||
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"With high chairs and a whole load of yellow pages " What's the yellow pages for ?  | |||
"It's such a turn on when a guy is really into little folk like me. Not everyone is
Nothing like being taken by a big strong, tall man. "And it's fun watching you being taken! | |||
"With high chairs and a whole load of yellow pages What's the yellow pages for ? "To stand on lol | |||
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"It's such a turn on when a guy is really into little folk like me. Not everyone is
Nothing like being taken by a big strong, tall man.
And it's fun watching you being taken! "Kinky... | |||
"It's such a turn on when a guy is really into little folk like me. Not everyone is
Nothing like being taken by a big strong, tall man.
And it's fun watching you being taken! "I know, I've watched it on DVD | |||
"With high chairs and a whole load of yellow pages " Do they still print the yellow pages lol? | |||
"It's such a turn on when a guy is really into little folk like me. Not everyone is
Nothing like being taken by a big strong, tall man.
And it's fun watching you being taken!
I know, I've watched it on DVD "Now wouldn't we all like to see that dvd | |||
"How so ?? I hate being small ! My jam is outta date years ago cause I can't reach da top cupboard ! " Jam in the cupboard, keep it in the fridge lol | |||
"How so ?? I hate being small ! My jam is outta date years ago cause I can't reach da top cupboard ! Jam in the cupboard, keep it in the fridge lol" I love Jam and toast
P.s love short girls too, something about them that can drive one wild | |||
"With high chairs and a whole load of yellow pages What's the yellow pages for ?
To stand on lol "Those collapsible little steps are a good alternative to the yellow pages. Lighter and easier carry around | |||
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"Yay or nay ?? " Good with me saves you getting on your knees lol | |||
"Rae is only 5ft (and half an inch!) She only grew until she was perfect
"Aww..this is so sweet. And sexy pics btw | |||
"Yay or nay ?? Good with me saves you getting on your knees lol " Did I spot a forest I have yet to visit..damn across the water  | |||
"Meh!!
Well u have a tiny cock !!
Yes and I'm not giving it back to you until you apologise "No fair !! | |||
"Rae is only 5ft (and half an inch!) She only grew until she was perfect
Aww..this is so sweet. And sexy pics btw "Thank you! Right backatcha | |||
"Rae is only 5ft (and half an inch!) She only grew until she was perfect
Aww..this is so sweet. And sexy pics btw
Thank you! Right backatcha " | |||
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"Good things come in small packages "..
..tho the odd big package never does any harm... | |||
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"Yay or nay ?? " ....wait, what means short ? I'm 6'3 tall , so the most ladies are "short" beside me. And at least for me size doesn't matter | |||
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"Deja vu...was this subject not done very recently "It's the same one | |||
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"Deja vu...was this subject not done very recently "..this is still current one . But we discuss that matter two time a year
btw isn't time for the " does cock size matter " topic | |||
"Deja vu...was this subject not done very recently
It's the same one "Duh!! Brain not working | |||
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"Deja vu...was this subject not done very recently
..this is still current one . But we discuss that matter two time a year
btw isn't time for the " does cock size matter " topic " | |||
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"Yay or nay ?? " Being "vertically challenged" myself I'd be a hypocrite if I said "nay" so of course it's a from me | |||
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