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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi all, I posted here recently requesting a lady to join me for dinner. Well I have to change that to sharing a happy meal at McDonalds. A friend of mine here is organising a BBQ this summer as a meat meet or one sausage and two rasher's get together. I think that it is an excellent idea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I get it...he is no longer looking for a lady to join him for dinner, cash strapped the only thing he could afford is a happy meal, but he's too embarrassed to say..but wanted to leave the notion out there all the same..just in case...
..but now he us giving us a heads up because he got invited to a barbecue...which he us cleverly calling a 'meat meet'...or in other words a meet..during which we all get some meat...and finally the association of bacon...well essentially with just about anything...always goes down a treat, so he is subluminally tempting ladies to have sex with him by mentioning bacon in every post....
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.mmmmm.....bacon.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think I get it...he is no longer looking for a lady to join him for dinner, cash strapped the only thing he could afford is a happy meal, but he's too embarrassed to say..but wanted to leave the notion out there all the same..just in case...
..but now he us giving us a heads up because he got invited to a barbecue...which he us cleverly calling a 'meat meet'...or in other words a meet..during which we all get some meat...and finally the association of bacon...well essentially with just about anything...always goes down a treat, so he is subluminally tempting ladies to have sex with him by mentioning bacon in every post....
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.mmmmm.....bacon...."
Pmsl  |
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By *-ManMan
over a year ago
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"More importantly, who gets to keep the toy?
that's not even a laughing matter!"
Wars have started over less, unless it's one of those crap figurines that does nothing, they're shit, wouldn't even be worth going to the meet if that's the toy?
But what if McD's did an adult version? The Un-Happu meal! Girls get a vibe and the lads get fleshlights and you get to play in the car park, they'd clean up! |
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"I think I get it...he is no longer looking for a lady to join him for dinner, cash strapped the only thing he could afford is a happy meal, but he's too embarrassed to say..but wanted to leave the notion out there all the same..just in case...
..but now he us giving us a heads up because he got invited to a barbecue...which he us cleverly calling a 'meat meet'...or in other words a meet..during which we all get some meat...and finally the association of bacon...well essentially with just about anything...always goes down a treat, so he is subluminally tempting ladies to have sex with him by mentioning bacon in every post....
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.mmmmm.....bacon....
Pmsl "
Xxp always gets to the bottom of things .....
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"More importantly, who gets to keep the toy?
that's not even a laughing matter!
Wars have started over less, unless it's one of those crap figurines that does nothing, they're shit, wouldn't even be worth going to the meet if that's the toy?
But what if McD's did an adult version? The Un-Happu meal! Girls get a vibe and the lads get fleshlights and you get to play in the car park, they'd clean up!"
hahha now there's an idea I like |
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