"Who loves a massive vagina?
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I personally adore and owe a great kindness to the first one I was inside. I can't remember it, but I know if it wasn't for its elasticity, I may not be here.
Think about that. Take all the time you need.  |
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"Who loves a massive vagina?
I personally adore and owe a great kindness to the first one I was inside. I can't remember it, but I know if it wasn't for its elasticity, I may not be here.
Think about that. Take all the time you need. "
Licky I love your posts xxxx |
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"Who loves a massive vagina?
I personally adore and owe a great kindness to the first one I was inside. I can't remember it, but I know if it wasn't for its elasticity, I may not be here.
Think about that. Take all the time you need. "
Its not that obscure lol...yo momma- |
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"Who loves a massive vagina?
I personally adore and owe a great kindness to the first one I was inside. I can't remember it, but I know if it wasn't for its elasticity, I may not be here.
Think about that. Take all the time you need.
Licky I love your posts xxxx"
Hello gorgeous, my dyslexic brain just read your comment like this....
I love Licky your Post xxxx!  |
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Dear Deirdre ,
My fanny is so big it has its own shadow it is upsetting as it scares off little kids if I'm wearing a bikini at the beach on a hot day ! I love my big vagina but it doesn't love me  please help
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"Dear Deirdre ,
My fanny is so big it has its own shadow it is upsetting as it scares off little kids if I'm wearing a bikini at the beach on a hot day ! I love my big vagina but it doesn't love me please help
Kind regards " reader " "
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Dear reader.
The phenomenon you experience is not unusual ...salty sea water and direct sunlight should be avoided... The general cure is a floodlit swimming pool which casts no shadows and you can drown the kids if necessary  |
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"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?
I have a measuring stick. I'll be there in 5.  "
I do too but only measures twl inches at the time so ill have to do it few times |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?
I have a measuring stick. I'll be there in 5. "
Didn't know you're into surveying |
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"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?
I have a measuring stick. I'll be there in 5.
Didn't know you're into surveying "
Shhh, keep it down or everyone will want me! |
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"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?
if you can fit a hand, a foot, your laptop car keys, your car, mini bus, cocacola, red truck only in xmas then you have a big massive vagina "
That reminds me of the story of the girl who asked her bf to put his finger inside her. He did and then she said put two in. He did, so she said three. After that she said put your whole hand in, then said to put his arm in. At that point she said to put his two arms in, which he did. "Now clap" she said. "I can't" he replied "...
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She smiled and said.....
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..."see, I told you I was tight!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?
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Simple. If while standing it's taller than you then definitely too big! |
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"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?
if you can fit a hand, a foot, your laptop car keys, your car, mini bus, cocacola, red truck only in xmas then you have a big massive vagina
That reminds me of the story of the girl who asked her bf to put his finger inside her. He did and then she said put two in. He did, so she said three. After that she said put your whole hand in, then said to put his arm in. At that point she said to put his two arms in, which he did. "Now clap" she said. "I can't" he replied "...
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She smiled and said.....
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.
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..."see, I told you I was tight!"
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....or she asks you to take off your ring while you're futering with her...and you say...that's not my ring...thats my watch. ... |
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"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?
if you can fit a hand, a foot, your laptop car keys, your car, mini bus, cocacola, red truck only in xmas then you have a big massive vagina
That reminds me of the story of the girl who asked her bf to put his finger inside her. He did and then she said put two in. He did, so she said three. After that she said put your whole hand in, then said to put his arm in. At that point she said to put his two arms in, which he did. "Now clap" she said. "I can't" he replied "...
.
.
She smiled and said.....
.
.
.
.
.
.
..."see, I told you I was tight!"
....or she asks you to take off your ring while you're futering with her...and you say...that's not my ring...thats my watch. ... "
Or even an ankle bracelet... Now that's a king size fanny! |
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"Is there some sort of measurement or criteria for a 'massive'/big vagina to find out where I stand with mine?
if you can fit a hand, a foot, your laptop car keys, your car, mini bus, cocacola, red truck only in xmas then you have a big massive vagina
That reminds me of the story of the girl who asked her bf to put his finger inside her. He did and then she said put two in. He did, so she said three. After that she said put your whole hand in, then said to put his arm in. At that point she said to put his two arms in, which he did. "Now clap" she said. "I can't" he replied "...
.
.
She smiled and said.....
.
.
.
.
.
.
..."see, I told you I was tight!"
....or she asks you to take off your ring while you're futering with her...and you say...that's not my ring...thats my watch. ...
Or even an ankle bracelet... Now that's a king size fanny! "
....my mate used to sing country roads...got the words mixed up...in the key of C ...all together now. .
Almost heaven
Wet vagina
Miner's lady
Stranger to blue water. .. |
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"...my mate used to sing country roads...got the words mixed up...in the key of C ...all together now. .
Almost heaven
Wet vagina
Miner's lady
Stranger to blue water. .. "
You have given me brain burn now!
Speaking of blue water, I guess its big if you put your ear near it and you can hear the sea... |
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"Im intimidated by large vaginas. ....I have no idea why.... 
Their shadow?"
...im not sure....I have vague memories of losing my virginity to a woman qho kept a venus fly trap by her bed..  |
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"Dear Deirdre ,
My fanny is so big it has its own shadow it is upsetting as it scares off little kids if I'm wearing a bikini at the beach on a hot day ! I love my big vagina but it doesn't love me please help
Kind regards " reader " ..
Dear reader.
The phenomenon you experience is not unusual ...salty sea water and direct sunlight should be avoided... The general cure is a floodlit swimming pool which casts no shadows and you can drown the kids if necessary "
Dear Deirdre ,
The salty water was a great help and I thank you kindly but as my vagina is so big it swallowed up the local children what should I do ?? Help |
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"Dear Deirdre ,
My fanny is so big it has its own shadow it is upsetting as it scares off little kids if I'm wearing a bikini at the beach on a hot day ! I love my big vagina but it doesn't love me please help
Kind regards " reader " ..
Dear reader.
The phenomenon you experience is not unusual ...salty sea water and direct sunlight should be avoided... The general cure is a floodlit swimming pool which casts no shadows and you can drown the kids if necessary
Dear Deirdre ,
The salty water was a great help and I thank you kindly but as my vagina is so big it swallowed up the local children what should I do ?? Help "
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Dear reader...
Your current condition although uncommon is easily curable... Post Parturition Infantile Infestation eradication can be via 2 methods..
1.... Immerse your lady regions in Calpol or Dozol and manually extract the little ones...note ...your aforementioned condition should not require an epidural..
2... Squat over a bowl of M and M's for a while and they will come out themselves... Note ...you may need to remove the purple ones and avoid using the peanut version in case of an allergic reaction and a possible lawsuit..
Yours faithfully |
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"Dear Deirdre ,
My fanny is so big it has its own shadow it is upsetting as it scares off little kids if I'm wearing a bikini at the beach on a hot day ! I love my big vagina but it doesn't love me please help
Kind regards " reader " ..
Dear reader.
The phenomenon you experience is not unusual ...salty sea water and direct sunlight should be avoided... The general cure is a floodlit swimming pool which casts no shadows and you can drown the kids if necessary
Dear Deirdre ,
The salty water was a great help and I thank you kindly but as my vagina is so big it swallowed up the local children what should I do ?? Help ..
Dear reader...
Your current condition although uncommon is easily curable... Post Parturition Infantile Infestation eradication can be via 2 methods..
1.... Immerse your lady regions in Calpol or Dozol and manually extract the little ones...note ...your aforementioned condition should not require an epidural..
2... Squat over a bowl of M and M's for a while and they will come out themselves... Note ...you may need to remove the purple ones and avoid using the peanut version in case of an allergic reaction and a possible lawsuit..
Yours faithfully "
Lol love dear deirde |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Deirdre ,
My fanny is so big it has its own shadow it is upsetting as it scares off little kids if I'm wearing a bikini at the beach on a hot day ! I love my big vagina but it doesn't love me please help
Kind regards " reader " ..
Dear reader.
The phenomenon you experience is not unusual ...salty sea water and direct sunlight should be avoided... The general cure is a floodlit swimming pool which casts no shadows and you can drown the kids if necessary
Dear Deirdre ,
The salty water was a great help and I thank you kindly but as my vagina is so big it swallowed up the local children what should I do ?? Help ..
Dear reader...
Your current condition although uncommon is easily curable... Post Parturition Infantile Infestation eradication can be via 2 methods..
1.... Immerse your lady regions in Calpol or Dozol and manually extract the little ones...note ...your aforementioned condition should not require an epidural..
2... Squat over a bowl of M and M's for a while and they will come out themselves... Note ...you may need to remove the purple ones and avoid using the peanut version in case of an allergic reaction and a possible lawsuit..
Yours faithfully
Lol love dear deirde "
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Lol I lust dear reader |
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"I'm only little so have a little one, but can accommodate all sizes
Can we test that out to see  "
Haha. You are a quare geg in Norn Iron speak. By the way, I like your status |
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"I'm only little so have a little one, but can accommodate all sizes
Can we test that out to see
Haha. You are a quare geg in Norn Iron speak. By the way, I like your status "
Well if you dont ask you never know and sure you no the craic yourself lol. I'm just lovin your pics  |
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