Went to the fish shop and asked for a fish supper the girl asked me did I want a single fish and I replied it can have a girlfriend like I don't mind !! Then started laughing which no one else did and looked like an eejit still laughing writing this just thought I would share !!  |
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"Went to the fish shop and asked for a fish supper the girl asked me did I want a single fish and I replied it can have a girlfriend like I don't mind !! Then started laughing which no one else did and looked like an eejit still laughing writing this just thought I would share !! "
 you wee randomer! Class |
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you wee randomer! Class"
I am quite random |
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"Went to the fish shop and asked for a fish supper the girl asked me did I want a single fish and I replied it can have a girlfriend like I don't mind !! Then started laughing which no one else did and looked like an eejit still laughing writing this just thought I would share !!
you wee randomer! Class
I am quite random"
Doesn't make you a bad person. I'm pretty random myself!! Have to amuse ourselves some how.. I'm my own best fan! |
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"Went to the fish shop and asked for a fish supper the girl asked me did I want a single fish and I replied it can have a girlfriend like I don't mind !! Then started laughing which no one else did and looked like an eejit still laughing writing this just thought I would share !! "
Lol can you imagine the conversation after you left the shop |
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"Fish suppers lol what chippy? Dons on bishop street is amazing for a fish supper
Brendan's lol "
Heard good things about Brendan's fish suppers, waterside shop? Must try it some time soon |
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Hahahahah I love it! I definitely would have laughed, them eejits obviously have no sense of humour  |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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"Fish suppers lol what chippy? Dons on bishop street is amazing for a fish supper
Brendan's lol
Heard good things about Brendan's fish suppers, waterside shop? Must try it some time soon"
Still worth the trip to tommy's |
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Yesterday I was at my local Tesco buying a large bag of Dried dog food for my loyal pet, Biscuit, The Wonder Dog, and I was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I’m an evil sod and have little to do, on impulse I told her that, no, I didn’t have a dog; I was starting the Dog food Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and I.V.s in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with the dried nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well, and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s behind; and, a car hit us both!
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"Went to the fish shop and asked for a fish supper the girl asked me did I want a single fish and I replied it can have a girlfriend like I don't mind !! Then started laughing which no one else did and looked like an eejit still laughing writing this just thought I would share !! "
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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"Went to the fish shop and asked for a fish supper the girl asked me did I want a single fish and I replied it can have a girlfriend like I don't mind !! Then started laughing which no one else did and looked like an eejit still laughing writing this just thought I would share !! "
Maybe they didn't laugh as they didn't understand your accent.... oh no hang on that's me that can't understand you sometimes |
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"Fish suppers lol what chippy? Dons on bishop street is amazing for a fish supper
Brendan's lol
Heard good things about Brendan's fish suppers, waterside shop? Must try it some time soon
Still worth the trip to tommy's"
Eglinton ? |
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"Yesterday I was at my local Tesco buying a large bag of Dried dog food for my loyal pet, Biscuit, The Wonder Dog, and I was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I’m an evil sod and have little to do, on impulse I told her that, no, I didn’t have a dog; I was starting the Dog food Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and I.V.s in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with the dried nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well, and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s behind; and, a car hit us both!
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By *excockMan
over a year ago
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"Went to the fish shop and asked for a fish supper the girl asked me did I want a single fish and I replied it can have a girlfriend like I don't mind !! Then started laughing which no one else did and looked like an eejit still laughing writing this just thought I would share !! "
Lol.. I would of laughed with you... very funny.. two eejits together |
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By *excockMan
over a year ago
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"Try asking for a ham shank in a butchers full of men! I did last week and actually blushed lol. Random giggling xx"
Try asking for a bulls penis next time... I'm sure they sell them there..
Ok I might be wrong.. but no harm in asking  |
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Lol.. I would of laughed with you... very funny.. two eejits together "
Thankyou !!! Lol |
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Maybe they didn't laugh as they didn't understand your accent.... oh no hang on that's me that can't understand you sometimes "
What ??? |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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"Fish suppers lol what chippy? Dons on bishop street is amazing for a fish supper
Brendan's lol
Heard good things about Brendan's fish suppers, waterside shop? Must try it some time soon
Still worth the trip to tommy's
Eglinton ?"
Close enough, Ballykelly |
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A friend of fine, who's not the sharpest tool in the box, once asked a girl taking the order in the local chipper for a cheese burger with no cheese. He was deadly serious. Has never lived it down. |
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"Fish suppers lol what chippy? Dons on bishop street is amazing for a fish supper
Brendan's lol
Heard good things about Brendan's fish suppers, waterside shop? Must try it some time soon
Still worth the trip to tommy's
Eglinton ?
Close enough, Ballykelly"
Yes that's where I meant,I use to work up that way once or twice a week,and that was my little treat to myself.That was over 25 years ago,good to hear it's still going,good chippy. |
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