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Bobs a very poor bread winner ,shite kisser, only good at keeping doors open and not opening them,He never says you look well in that dress, he will fuck anyone or anything unless you keep him well under wraps,and they will steal him on you if you leave him lying around he place, and last of all and most importantly Bob is absolutely crap at cuddles ,so much so he doesn't do them ever, and he will always run out on you. |
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"Bobs a very poor bread winner ,shite kisser, only good at keeping doors open and not opening them,He never says you look well in that dress, he will fuck anyone or anything unless you keep him well under wraps,and they will steal him on you if you leave him lying around he place, and last of all and most importantly Bob is absolutely crap at cuddles ,so much so he doesn't do them ever, and he will always run out on you."
But he doesn't answer back and never lets you down lol |
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"Bobs a very poor bread winner ,shite kisser, only good at keeping doors open and not opening them,He never says you look well in that dress, he will fuck anyone or anything unless you keep him well under wraps,and they will steal him on you if you leave him lying around he place, and last of all and most importantly Bob is absolutely crap at cuddles ,so much so he doesn't do them ever, and he will always run out on you.
But he doesn't answer back and never lets you down lol "
But does he go UNLOS??  |
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"Bobs a very poor bread winner ,shite kisser, only good at keeping doors open and not opening them,He never says you look well in that dress, he will fuck anyone or anything unless you keep him well under wraps,and they will steal him on you if you leave him lying around he place, and last of all and most importantly Bob is absolutely crap at cuddles ,so much so he doesn't do them ever, and he will always run out on you."
Bob doesn't leave the toilet seat up. |
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"Bobs a very poor bread winner ,shite kisser, only good at keeping doors open and not opening them,He never says you look well in that dress, he will fuck anyone or anything unless you keep him well under wraps,and they will steal him on you if you leave him lying around he place, and last of all and most importantly Bob is absolutely crap at cuddles ,so much so he doesn't do them ever, and he will always run out on you."
You missed the point.. bob is a battery operated buddy so why would bob do all these things?hes only needed for sexual purposes.. hes not human.. unless your name is Bob... |
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"Bobs a very poor bread winner ,shite kisser, only good at keeping doors open and not opening them,He never says you look well in that dress, he will fuck anyone or anything unless you keep him well under wraps,and they will steal him on you if you leave him lying around he place, and last of all and most importantly Bob is absolutely crap at cuddles ,so much so he doesn't do them ever, and he will always run out on you.
You missed the point.. bob is a battery operated buddy so why would bob do all these things?hes only needed for sexual purposes.. hes not human.. unless your name is Bob... "
Well that's the end of that bit of fun  |
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"Bobs a very poor bread winner ,shite kisser, only good at keeping doors open and not opening them,He never says you look well in that dress, he will fuck anyone or anything unless you keep him well under wraps,and they will steal him on you if you leave him lying around he place, and last of all and most importantly Bob is absolutely crap at cuddles ,so much so he doesn't do them ever, and he will always run out on you.
You missed the point.. bob is a battery operated buddy so why would bob do all these things?hes only needed for sexual purposes.. hes not human.. unless your name is Bob...
Well that's the end of that bit of fun "
Not at all... put a man behind the bob doing the job and im laughing... or groaning or moaning....   |
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"Bobs a very poor bread winner ,shite kisser, only good at keeping doors open and not opening them,He never says you look well in that dress, he will fuck anyone or anything unless you keep him well under wraps,and they will steal him on you if you leave him lying around he place, and last of all and most importantly Bob is absolutely crap at cuddles ,so much so he doesn't do them ever, and he will always run out on you.
You missed the point.. bob is a battery operated buddy so why would bob do all these things?hes only needed for sexual purposes.. hes not human.. unless your name is Bob... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bobs a very poor bread winner ,shite kisser, only good at keeping doors open and not opening them,He never says you look well in that dress, he will fuck anyone or anything unless you keep him well under wraps,and they will steal him on you if you leave him lying around he place, and last of all and most importantly Bob is absolutely crap at cuddles ,so much so he doesn't do them ever, and he will always run out on you.
You missed the point.. bob is a battery operated buddy so why would bob do all these things?hes only needed for sexual purposes.. hes not human.. unless your name is Bob...
Well that's the end of that bit of fun "
Thanks Blossom ,I was only throwing in my two Bobs worth . |
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