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"I'd eat chips from your knickers"
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over a year ago
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".... I've just been told this. Charmer!
Too fucking funny. 
Any classic offers this morning, ladies/gents/couples?"
Doesn't look like your knickers would hold enough chips |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Little bit like knowing a Northside dub girl is having an orgasm ...
She drops her chips 
I'm a southsider, I'd never drop my chips "
Real jewellery fake orgasms ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was working in a bar in Spain about 15 years ago and very respectable lady from northside of Dublin told me she'd suck farts from arse for an hour in the saddle with me 
She kept that classy! |
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"I'd walk 2 mile over broken glass to suck the cock of the man that picks up your sexy lingerie...  "
pffft......you pussied out man.
the REAL version of that is:
"I'd crawl over a mile of broken glass with my pants down just to suck the cock of the last man that fucked her up the arse"
Go big or go home, dude. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was working in a bar in Spain about 15 years ago and very respectable lady from northside of Dublin told me she'd suck farts from arse for an hour in the saddle with me
She kept that classy!"
And did ya? |
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By *-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I'd walk 2 mile over broken glass to suck the cock of the man that picks up your sexy lingerie...
pffft......you pussied out man.
the REAL version of that is:
"I'd crawl over a mile of broken glass with my pants down just to suck the cock of the last man that fucked her up the arse"
Go big or go home, dude. "
Lol, big? Ok
I'd drag my balls over a mile of broken glass just to give the binman who collects the used tampons a handjob |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was working in a bar in Spain about 15 years ago and very respectable lady from northside of Dublin told me she'd suck farts from arse for an hour in the saddle with me
She kept that classy!
And did ya? "
Annie, how long do you know me?
Damn sure I did!!! Haha!
Hot climate had my cock solid twenty four seven! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was working in a bar in Spain about 15 years ago and very respectable lady from northside of Dublin told me she'd suck farts from arse for an hour in the saddle with me
She kept that classy!
And did ya?
Annie, how long do you know me?
Damn sure I did!!! Haha!
Hot climate had my cock solid twenty four seven!"
Ohhh....I know the feeling!
The heat makes me rampant....
Well more rampant than normal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ohhh....I know the feeling!
The heat makes me rampant....
Well more rampant than normal "
Nearly nine years there. I heard them all. They all worked haha.
I had to oblige |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was working in a bar in Spain about 15 years ago and very respectable lady from northside of Dublin told me she'd suck farts from arse for an hour in the saddle with me
She kept that classy!
And did ya?
Annie, how long do you know me?
Damn sure I did!!! Haha!
Hot climate had my cock solid twenty four seven!"
Muy caliente  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'  "
Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ?? |
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"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'
Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??"
Is this meant to be funny??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'
Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??
Yes!Jesus lighten up
Is this meant to be funny??? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'
Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??
Is this meant to be funny??? "
Ignore, MisD |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'
Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??"
it's a rarity for me to see women drink pints |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".... I've just been told this. Charmer!
Too fucking funny.
Any classic offers this morning, ladies/gents/couples?"
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'
Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??it's a rarity for me to see women drink pints "
Are u jokin!most Dublin wans drink like blokes!ladettes is the term.btw not reffering to herself in these terms my op was only a joke before the bullies on here let rip! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'
Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??it's a rarity for me to see women drink pints
Are u jokin!most Dublin wans drink like blokes!ladettes is the term.btw not reffering to herself in these terms my op was only a joke before the bullies on here let rip!"
no I'm not joking! It's a rarity for me and I'm out lots. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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".... I've just been told this. Charmer!
Too fucking funny.
Any classic offers this morning, ladies/gents/couples?
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie "
Just lol! |
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"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'
Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??it's a rarity for me to see women drink pints "
In the words of Ron Burgundy:
"I don't believe you" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This has also been said to me a long time ago only he said 'I'd eat chips outta your knickers...and go back for the grease'
Cud imagine the state of ur knickers after all the pints u drink ??it's a rarity for me to see women drink pints
In the words of Ron Burgundy:
"I don't believe you""
you should believe me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Id eat chips from her knickers and drink tea from the cups of her bra
I have a horn that would pull a tractor out of a ditch"
I have a horn on me that would bring order to a GAA match in north Dublin
I have a horn on me that you could beat a donkey out of a quarry with |
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You could argue it's a fab classic too
