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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Kaizer has been listening to a lot of Beastie Boys rhymin and stealin 
Lets make a thread where every post must rhyme with the above 
One line per post peeps, here we go
What a beautiful day but would love to be in bed.... |
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By *andaCouple
over a year ago
co down |
"With a sexy bitch giving me head
If her husband catches me, I'm dead.
She liked kinky shit with a lot of brown bread
Bread? BREAD? as in made with yeast?
We need an exorcism, call me a priest. "
Ok you're a Feckin priest  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With a sexy bitch giving me head
If her husband catches me, I'm dead.
She liked kinky shit with a lot of brown bread
Bread? BREAD? as in made with yeast?
We need an exorcism, call me a priest. "
Mingo twas one line only said the Manbeast  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With a sexy bitch giving me head
If her husband catches me, I'm dead.
She liked kinky shit with a lot of brown bread
Bread? BREAD? as in made with yeast?
We need an exorcism, call me a priest.
Ok you're a Feckin priest "
Could a had a rhyme,at least |
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"With a sexy bitch giving me head
If her husband catches me, I'm dead.
She liked kinky shit with a lot of brown bread
Bread? BREAD? as in made with yeast?
We need an exorcism, call me a priest.
Mingo twas one line only said the Manbeast "
One line only? That's not cool. I'm a do what I want. Fuck your rules. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"With a sexy bitch giving me head
If her husband catches me, I'm dead.
She liked kinky shit with a lot of brown bread
Bread? BREAD? as in made with yeast?
We need an exorcism, call me a priest.
Mingo twas one line only said the Manbeast
One line only? That's not cool. I'm a do what I want. Fuck your rules. "
Rules can't be broken if u do no words will be spoken  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With a sexy bitch giving me head
If her husband catches me, I'm dead.
She liked kinky shit with a lot of brown bread
Bread? BREAD? as in made with yeast?
We need an exorcism, call me a priest.
Mingo twas one line only said the Manbeast
One line only? That's not cool. I'm a do what I want. Fuck your rules. "
Keepin it real you are old school |
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"With a sexy bitch giving me head
If her husband catches me, I'm dead.
She liked kinky shit with a lot of brown bread
Bread? BREAD? as in made with yeast?
We need an exorcism, call me a priest.
Mingo twas one line only said the Manbeast
One line only? That's not cool. I'm a do what I want. Fuck your rules.
Keepin it real you are old school "
Yeaaaaaahhh boy, I know ya feelin me. Reminds me of the time we did that DVP!  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"With a sexy bitch giving me head
If her husband catches me, I'm dead.
She liked kinky shit with a lot of brown bread
Bread? BREAD? as in made with yeast?
We need an exorcism, call me a priest.
Mingo twas one line only said the Manbeast
One line only? That's not cool. I'm a do what I want. Fuck your rules.
Keepin it real you are old school
Yeaaaaaahhh boy, I know ya feelin me. Reminds me of the time we did that DVP! "
Dvp it is no joke u can't just poke a bitch with ur yoke |
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"With a sexy bitch giving me head
If her husband catches me, I'm dead.
She liked kinky shit with a lot of brown bread
Bread? BREAD? as in made with yeast?
We need an exorcism, call me a priest.
Mingo twas one line only said the Manbeast
One line only? That's not cool. I'm a do what I want. Fuck your rules.
Keepin it real you are old school
Yeaaaaaahhh boy, I know ya feelin me. Reminds me of the time we did that DVP!
Dvp it is no joke u can't just poke a bitch with ur yoke "
Yoke? Joke? Don't make me laugh. My lad's as long as the neck of a giraffe. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"With a sexy bitch giving me head
If her husband catches me, I'm dead.
She liked kinky shit with a lot of brown bread
Bread? BREAD? as in made with yeast?
We need an exorcism, call me a priest.
Mingo twas one line only said the Manbeast
One line only? That's not cool. I'm a do what I want. Fuck your rules.
Keepin it real you are old school
Yeaaaaaahhh boy, I know ya feelin me. Reminds me of the time we did that DVP!
Dvp it is no joke u can't just poke a bitch with ur yoke
Yoke? Joke? Don't make me laugh. My lad's as long as the neck of a giraffe. "
With a big head on the end it make u laugh  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Giraffe, carafe, make me a brew. Coffee here's stinking
& I need a few...
Few, few what.. Loads on your tits? Cos I'm up to the task, if the shoe fits. "
If the shoe fits like cinderlla before u shoot u best ask her fella |
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"Giraffe, carafe, make me a brew. Coffee here's stinking
& I need a few...
Few, few what.. Loads on your tits? Cos I'm up to the task, if the shoe fits.
If the shoe fits like cinderlla before u shoot u best ask her fella "
Ask her fella? I don't need no permission. I'll fuck all y'all, I'm a man on a mission. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Giraffe, carafe, make me a brew. Coffee here's stinking
& I need a few...
Few, few what.. Loads on your tits? Cos I'm up to the task, if the shoe fits.
If the shoe fits like cinderlla before u shoot u best ask her fella
Ask her fella? I don't need no permission. I'll fuck all y'all, I'm a man on a mission. "
I don't need allowing, I'm a grown ass woman. If you wanna cum, cum on my bosom... |
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"Blue is,the colour of my true loves,balls 
Would like to be chillin but I'm up the walls
'cos my balls are blue and nobody calls..."
Balls made of blue? Head over to Bochum*
There's a brothel there that allows you to poke 'em.
*a town in germany. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Blue is,the colour of my true loves,balls
Would like to be chillin but I'm up the walls
'cos my balls are blue and nobody calls...
Balls made of blue? Head over to Bochum*
There's a brothel there that allows you to poke 'em.
*a town in germany. "
The docs gone on holidays and left us with a Locem |
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"Blue is,the colour of my true loves,balls
Would like to be chillin but I'm up the walls
'cos my balls are blue and nobody calls...
Balls made of blue? Head over to Bochum*
There's a brothel there that allows you to poke 'em.
*a town in germany.
The docs gone on holidays and left us with a Locem"
Locem or not, my dear old Kaizer,
I was shagging your missus and you're none the wiser. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Blue is,the colour of my true loves,balls
Would like to be chillin but I'm up the walls
'cos my balls are blue and nobody calls...
Balls made of blue? Head over to Bochum*
There's a brothel there that allows you to poke 'em.
*a town in germany.
The docs gone on holidays and left us with a Locem
Locem or not, my dear old Kaizer,
I was shagging your missus and you're none the wiser. "
She told me so and said you were shite |
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"Blue is,the colour of my true loves,balls
Would like to be chillin but I'm up the walls
'cos my balls are blue and nobody calls...
Balls made of blue? Head over to Bochum*
There's a brothel there that allows you to poke 'em.
*a town in germany.
The docs gone on holidays and left us with a Locem
Locem or not, my dear old Kaizer,
I was shagging your missus and you're none the wiser.
She told me so and said you were shite "
that didn't rhyme, you're not doing this right. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Blue is,the colour of my true loves,balls
Would like to be chillin but I'm up the walls
'cos my balls are blue and nobody calls...
Balls made of blue? Head over to Bochum*
There's a brothel there that allows you to poke 'em.
*a town in germany.
The docs gone on holidays and left us with a Locem
Locem or not, my dear old Kaizer,
I was shagging your missus and you're none the wiser.
She told me so and said you were shite
that didn't rhyme, you're not doing this right."
Kaizers freestyling can do it all night |
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"Blue is,the colour of my true loves,balls
Would like to be chillin but I'm up the walls
'cos my balls are blue and nobody calls...
Balls made of blue? Head over to Bochum*
There's a brothel there that allows you to poke 'em.
*a town in germany.
The docs gone on holidays and left us with a Locem
Locem or not, my dear old Kaizer,
I was shagging your missus and you're none the wiser.
She told me so and said you were shite
that didn't rhyme, you're not doing this right.
Kaizers freestyling can do it all night "
A bi guy once told me your butthole was tight.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blue is,the colour of my true loves,balls
Would like to be chillin but I'm up the walls
'cos my balls are blue and nobody calls...
Balls made of blue? Head over to Bochum*
There's a brothel there that allows you to poke 'em.
*a town in germany.
The docs gone on holidays and left us with a Locem
Locem or not, my dear old Kaizer,
I was shagging your missus and you're none the wiser.
She told me so and said you were shite
that didn't rhyme, you're not doing this right.
Kaizers freestyling can do it all night
A bi guy once told me your butthole was tight...."
I said sorry its an outlet valve , and youre right !! |
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"Blue is,the colour of my true loves,balls
Would like to be chillin but I'm up the walls
'cos my balls are blue and nobody calls...
Balls made of blue? Head over to Bochum*
There's a brothel there that allows you to poke 'em.
*a town in germany.
The docs gone on holidays and left us with a Locem
Locem or not, my dear old Kaizer,
I was shagging your missus and you're none the wiser.
She told me so and said you were shite
that didn't rhyme, you're not doing this right.
Kaizers freestyling can do it all night
A bi guy once told me your butthole was tight....
I said sorry its an outlet valve , and youre right !!"
Say what you like, even have an auld cry, but brace yourself Bridget, he's going in dry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blue is,the colour of my true loves,balls
Would like to be chillin but I'm up the walls
'cos my balls are blue and nobody calls...
Balls made of blue? Head over to Bochum*
There's a brothel there that allows you to poke 'em.
*a town in germany.
The docs gone on holidays and left us with a Locem
Locem or not, my dear old Kaizer,
I was shagging your missus and you're none the wiser.
She told me so and said you were shite
that didn't rhyme, you're not doing this right.
Kaizers freestyling can do it all night
A bi guy once told me your butthole was tight....
I said sorry its an outlet valve , and youre right !!
Say what you like, even have an auld cry, but brace yourself Bridget, he's going in dry!"
My name is not bridget ,and I don't wear a dress,so fuck off you bugger I couldn't care less |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Blue is,the colour of my true loves,balls
Would like to be chillin but I'm up the walls
'cos my balls are blue and nobody calls...
Balls made of blue? Head over to Bochum*
There's a brothel there that allows you to poke 'em.
*a town in germany.
The docs gone on holidays and left us with a Locem
Locem or not, my dear old Kaizer,
I was shagging your missus and you're none the wiser.
She told me so and said you were shite
that didn't rhyme, you're not doing this right.
Kaizers freestyling can do it all night
A bi guy once told me your butthole was tight....
I said sorry its an outlet valve , and youre right !!
Say what you like, even have an auld cry, but brace yourself Bridget, he's going in dry!
My name is not bridget ,and I don't wear a dress,so fuck off you bugger I couldn't care less"
Mama used to say don't leave your room a mess she meant no harm she was the best
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"While your head was at rest, I'll tell you with jest, she got to her knees and shat on your chest"
That sounds nasty the stink of poo Kaizer does detest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While your head was at rest, I'll tell you with jest, she got to her knees and shat on your chest
That sounds nasty the stink of poo Kaizer does detest "
Forget the smell and all of the rest imagine how many klingons would would form on your breast!! |
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"While your head was at rest, I'll tell you with jest, she got to her knees and shat on your chest
That sounds nasty the stink of poo Kaizer does detest
Forget the smell and all of the rest imagine how many klingons would would form on your breast!!"
Klingons round Uranus, all that and more. He'll boldy go where so many have gone before... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While your head was at rest, I'll tell you with jest, she got to her knees and shat on your chest
That sounds nasty the stink of poo Kaizer does detest
Forget the smell and all of the rest imagine how many klingons would would form on your breast!!
Klingons round Uranus, all that and more. He'll boldy go where so many have gone before..."
Ah cpt kirk, to planets he'd go and find a sexy alien and smash her back door |
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