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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anyone else made a complete ejit if themselves trying to be sexy???
My story is years ago with my first boyfriend i thought id be the hottest ever and do a lapdance!! Practised to perfect my moves in front of the mirror.. Wasnt even a minute in to the dance when i tripped over the dismantled computer and went arse over tit in a very undignified heap on the floor.... 
Havent done another sinc! So share for abit of fun i dare ye 
Mortified Jules x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I recall being the recipient of mind blowing oral in a very well known public building in Belfast. Somehow my cum ended up dripping out the ladies nose. Hilarious at the time! |
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We were at ikandi one night and were playing on the big bed with god only knows how many people when one guy grabbed what he taught was a condom, opened it and went to push it out only to get a hand full if lube, his reaction was quite funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Persistently chatting up a guy once whilst pissed....
Till he yelled feck off I am gay!!!!!!!
Lol god loves a tryer!!"
I did not get the memo over noise |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Persistently chatting up a guy once whilst pissed....
Till he yelled feck off I am gay!!!!!!!
Lol god loves a tryer!!
I did not get the memo over noise "
Must have been some looker!!! I was chatting up a guy years ago..turned out he was my cousin (the kind you never see) .. When we were about to exchange numbers....After a kiss!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Persistently chatting up a guy once whilst pissed....
Till he yelled feck off I am gay!!!!!!!
Lol god loves a tryer!!
I did not get the memo over noise
Must have been some looker!!! I was chatting up a guy years ago..turned out he was my cousin (the kind you never see) .. When we were about to exchange numbers....After a kiss!!! "
Sweet baby jesus
Could have been worse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went to pop on my back after a pretty vigorous session and you know those hotel beds that split in the middle???
Well I ended up on my back alright...
Right between the beds on the floor...
Still gives me a giggle when I think about it tho.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Planned a romantic night with my ex hubby, had candles lit, soft music etc. I bought and put a new silk sheet n duvet set on the bed and wore a new silk nightie. Everything was going well until he flung me onto the bed and the silk on silk made me skid off in a dramatic fashion and I landed on the floor in a very unsexy heap with a sprained ankle  |
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