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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hey people, sometime ya have to let of some steam and have a good rant.My rant is about people parking and taking up two spaces,very annoying.I was actually blocked a few times getting in to my car by idiot parkers who got so close to my door.Whats your rant? It could be about anything. Go on let some steam off!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey people, sometimes ya have to let off some steam and have a good rant.My rant is about people parking and taking up two spaces,very annoying.I was actually blocked a few times getting in to my car by idiot parkers who got so close to my door.Whats your rant? It could be about anything. Go on let some steam off!!! "

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By *longshottMan  over a year ago

Limerick


"Hey people, sometime ya have to let of some steam and have a good rant.My rant is about people parking and taking up two spaces,very annoying.I was actually blocked a few times getting in to my car by idiot parkers who got so close to my door.Whats your rant? It could be about anything. Go on let some steam off!!! "

Just to be devils advocate parking spaces can be too tight so if you spend lot of money on new car people may take two spaces to prevent damage from doors opening etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey people, sometime ya have to let of some steam and have a good rant.My rant is about people parking and taking up two spaces,very annoying.I was actually blocked a few times getting in to my car by idiot parkers who got so close to my door.Whats your rant? It could be about anything. Go on let some steam off!!!

Just to be devils advocate parking spaces can be too tight so if you spend lot of money on new car people may take two spaces to prevent damage from doors opening etc."

I under stand that, but also there are drivers deliberatley doing it so people dont park near them.The spaces are big enough in most places

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I park in two spaces because i drive a ferrari Peugeot edition

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By *longshottMan  over a year ago

Limerick


"Hey people, sometime ya have to let of some steam and have a good rant.My rant is about people parking and taking up two spaces,very annoying.I was actually blocked a few times getting in to my car by idiot parkers who got so close to my door.Whats your rant? It could be about anything. Go on let some steam off!!!

Just to be devils advocate parking spaces can be too tight so if you spend lot of money on new car people may take two spaces to prevent damage from doors opening etc. I under stand that, but also there are drivers deliberatley doing it so people dont park near them.The spaces are big enough in most places"

Isn't that what they do deliberately to stop the damage though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey people, sometime ya have to let of some steam and have a good rant.My rant is about people parking and taking up two spaces,very annoying.I was actually blocked a few times getting in to my car by idiot parkers who got so close to my door.Whats your rant? It could be about anything. Go on let some steam off!!!

Just to be devils advocate parking spaces can be too tight so if you spend lot of money on new car people may take two spaces to prevent damage from doors opening etc. I under stand that, but also there are drivers deliberatley doing it so people dont park near them.The spaces are big enough in most places

Isn't that what they do deliberately to stop the damage though"

i know a few people who did it and came back to there car scratched so it can back fire

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By *longshottMan  over a year ago

Limerick


"Hey people, sometime ya have to let of some steam and have a good rant.My rant is about people parking and taking up two spaces,very annoying.I was actually blocked a few times getting in to my car by idiot parkers who got so close to my door.Whats your rant? It could be about anything. Go on let some steam off!!!

Just to be devils advocate parking spaces can be too tight so if you spend lot of money on new car people may take two spaces to prevent damage from doors opening etc. I under stand that, but also there are drivers deliberatley doing it so people dont park near them.The spaces are big enough in most places

Isn't that what they do deliberately to stop the damage though i know a few people who did it and came back to there car scratched so it can back fire"

But I presume you wouldn't condone criminal damage

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey people, sometime ya have to let of some steam and have a good rant.My rant is about people parking and taking up two spaces,very annoying.I was actually blocked a few times getting in to my car by idiot parkers who got so close to my door.Whats your rant? It could be about anything. Go on let some steam off!!!

Just to be devils advocate parking spaces can be too tight so if you spend lot of money on new car people may take two spaces to prevent damage from doors opening etc. I under stand that, but also there are drivers deliberatley doing it so people dont park near them.The spaces are big enough in most places

Isn't that what they do deliberately to stop the damage though i know a few people who did it and came back to there car scratched so it can back fire

But I presume you wouldn't condone criminal damage"

No body should have there car done like that, theres nothing worse than finding scratches on your car

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By *longshottMan  over a year ago

Limerick


"Hey people, sometime ya have to let of some steam and have a good rant.My rant is about people parking and taking up two spaces,very annoying.I was actually blocked a few times getting in to my car by idiot parkers who got so close to my door.Whats your rant? It could be about anything. Go on let some steam off!!!

Just to be devils advocate parking spaces can be too tight so if you spend lot of money on new car people may take two spaces to prevent damage from doors opening etc. I under stand that, but also there are drivers deliberatley doing it so people dont park near them.The spaces are big enough in most places

Isn't that what they do deliberately to stop the damage though i know a few people who did it and came back to there car scratched so it can back fire

But I presume you wouldn't condone criminal damage No body should have there car done like that, theres nothing worse than finding scratches on your car"

I know one car park myself a few people I know avoid over spaces being too tight. I would think why get 15 cars into place when you can get 10 in and widen your customer base.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People that go from lane to lane and end up at the same lights 10 minutes up the road

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey people, sometime ya have to let of some steam and have a good rant.My rant is about people parking and taking up two spaces,very annoying.I was actually blocked a few times getting in to my car by idiot parkers who got so close to my door.Whats your rant? It could be about anything. Go on let some steam off!!!

Just to be devils advocate parking spaces can be too tight so if you spend lot of money on new car people may take two spaces to prevent damage from doors opening etc. I under stand that, but also there are drivers deliberatley doing it so people dont park near them.The spaces are big enough in most places

Isn't that what they do deliberately to stop the damage though i know a few people who did it and came back to there car scratched so it can back fire

But I presume you wouldn't condone criminal damage No body should have there car done like that, theres nothing worse than finding scratches on your car

I know one car park myself a few people I know avoid over spaces being too tight. I would think why get 15 cars into place when you can get 10 in and widen your customer base. "

If I park up its out of the way ,well away from others

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"People that go from lane to lane and end up at the same lights 10 minutes up the road "
Yes and you say to yourself... They didn get very far,

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By *longshottMan  over a year ago

Limerick


"Hey people, sometime ya have to let of some steam and have a good rant.My rant is about people parking and taking up two spaces,very annoying.I was actually blocked a few times getting in to my car by idiot parkers who got so close to my door.Whats your rant? It could be about anything. Go on let some steam off!!!

Just to be devils advocate parking spaces can be too tight so if you spend lot of money on new car people may take two spaces to prevent damage from doors opening etc. I under stand that, but also there are drivers deliberatley doing it so people dont park near them.The spaces are big enough in most places

Isn't that what they do deliberately to stop the damage though i know a few people who did it and came back to there car scratched so it can back fire

But I presume you wouldn't condone criminal damage No body should have there car done like that, theres nothing worse than finding scratches on your car

I know one car park myself a few people I know avoid over spaces being too tight. I would think why get 15 cars into place when you can get 10 in and widen your customer base. If I park up its out of the way ,well away from others"

While I understood your rant it confuses me regarding yourself a bit. So you park away from people so people taking two spaces should not bother you personally at all really. I'm sorry if I misunderstood.

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By *herry_bombshellWoman  over a year ago

northside


"Hey people, sometime ya have to let of some steam and have a good rant.My rant is about people parking and taking up two spaces,very annoying.I was actually blocked a few times getting in to my car by idiot parkers who got so close to my door.Whats your rant? It could be about anything. Go on let some steam off!!! "

You could just rub cat poo on their door handles. Not that I would ever condone such behaviour but it is funny to think about.

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By *ommickMan  over a year ago

cork

The bloody potholes ......

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By *longshottMan  over a year ago

Limerick


"Hey people, sometime ya have to let of some steam and have a good rant.My rant is about people parking and taking up two spaces,very annoying.I was actually blocked a few times getting in to my car by idiot parkers who got so close to my door.Whats your rant? It could be about anything. Go on let some steam off!!!

You could just rub cat poo on their door handles. Not that I would ever condone such behaviour but it is funny to think about. "

Lol very good. I must start carrying cat poo around with me.

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By *herry_bombshellWoman  over a year ago

northside

It leave no permanent scar on the car but I'd say 1 hell of a lasting mental one. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A few years ago I drove around a carpark only to find one car covering two spaces. The two spaces had a ceiling joist/pole on opposite sides so these two spaces were cosy together.

What did I do? I parked parallel blocking the prick on.

Went off done my shopping too come back to an irate Asshole that was sick there for an hour. Was in A hurry, I was X,y and z......

I laughed, explained that he had taken two spaces and to fuck off.

You'd think the gobshite would've left his car and went to the hatch.Maybe he did but fuck him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A few years ago I drove around a carpark only to find one car covering two spaces. The two spaces had a ceiling joist/pole on opposite sides so these two spaces were cosy together.

What did I do? I parked parallel blocking the prick on.

Went off done my shopping too come back to an irate Asshole that was sick there for an hour. Was in A hurry, I was X,y and z......

I laughed, explained that he had taken two spaces and to fuck off.

You'd think the gobshite would've left his car and went to the hatch.Maybe he did but fuck him."

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It leave no permanent scar on the car but I'd say 1 hell of a lasting mental one. Lol"
Ketchup under the door handle os a good one

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By *aid backMan  over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

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By *aid backMan  over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

people you can't park, those that take up two spaces, park on double yellow lines ( even just for 5 mins) and those that use handicapped spaces without good reason should rounded up and shot with balls of their own shite 2nd offence rouned up and shot because society doesn't need these types of people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey people, sometime ya have to let of some steam and have a good rant.My rant is about people parking and taking up two spaces,very annoying.I was actually blocked a few times getting in to my car by idiot parkers who got so close to my door.Whats your rant? It could be about anything. Go on let some steam off!!!

You could just rub cat poo on their door handles. Not that I would ever condone such behaviour but it is funny to think about. "

I always leave a note on their windscreen asking them to leave me a can opener next time they park next to me....helps me get out without scratching their car....and appologise. I'm sure they have a careful look around their car before screwing up the note...lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Boom here's a memory from around 2002.

I was living in Spain for years and ten of the thirty private bungalows had permanent parking out of 20 available spaces.

One French guy that was only renting was continuously using my space. The space that I bought. Owned!!!

The wanker. I told him so many times that it was mine. He said that he couldn't understand my English. I spoke too fast etc....

So, I brought a Moroccan friend down to speak to him in French.

Problem solved. You'd think.

Two days later, he's in my space.

So I parked my car in front of my house that night. Next morning, 8:30am. He's due in work at 10am. It's an hour away from his job location.

I let the air out of the tyres and plastered his windscreen with pink post-it notes using pritt stick glue. Took me fifteen minutes for this childish anger driven prank. Like clockwork he's there at 9:50 and I'm in the background in stitches laughing.

It never happened again

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Boom here's a memory from around 2002.

I was living in Spain for years and ten of the thirty private bungalows had permanent parking out of 20 available spaces.

One French guy that was only renting was continuously using my space. The space that I bought. Owned!!!

The wanker. I told him so many times that it was mine. He said that he couldn't understand my English. I spoke too fast etc....

So, I brought a Moroccan friend down to speak to him in French.

Problem solved. You'd think.

Two days later, he's in my space.

So I parked my car in front of my house that night. Next morning, 8:30am. He's due in work at 10am. It's an hour away from his job location.

I let the air out of the tyres and plastered his windscreen with pink post-it notes using pritt stick glue. Took me fifteen minutes for this childish anger driven prank. Like clockwork he's there at 9:50 and I'm in the background in stitches laughing.

It never happened again "

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By *herry_bombshellWoman  over a year ago

northside


"Boom here's a memory from around 2002.

I was living in Spain for years and ten of the thirty private bungalows had permanent parking out of 20 available spaces.

One French guy that was only renting was continuously using my space. The space that I bought. Owned!!!

The wanker. I told him so many times that it was mine. He said that he couldn't understand my English. I spoke too fast etc....

So, I brought a Moroccan friend down to speak to him in French.

Problem solved. You'd think.

Two days later, he's in my space.

So I parked my car in front of my house that night. Next morning, 8:30am. He's due in work at 10am. It's an hour away from his job location.

I let the air out of the tyres and plastered his windscreen with pink post-it notes using pritt stick glue. Took me fifteen minutes for this childish anger driven prank. Like clockwork he's there at 9:50 and I'm in the background in stitches laughing.

It never happened again "

Harsh but effective. Lucky he didn't retaliate

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