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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lot of serious threads, some justified, some not...so this is a bitta craic...a virtual convo....post a reply to the mail above as If you've received it...what you'd say....and then what you really mean....and ffs try and have fun....ill start it off!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yeah, I read your profile, thought we might chat and and see if we got on, and take it from there..
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..i read fuck all, but fuck you've nice tits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yeah , it says I'm straight on my profile but id like to be stretched out like a rubber ducky squishy toy...
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.im no fucking different to all the other guys on here... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yeah..i didn't think you met much, I dont mind chatting...i dont meet much..
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.hey..im fucking desperate and your the only reply ive had in two weeks, so keep answering the mails... |
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"Good one giggles  "
Sorry delete it as forgot the real meaning so here we go again.
Hi would you two be interested in meeting me and my lady friend.
Real meaning:
I know you don't meet singles so I am going to bring along my imaginary lady friend and hope you will not notice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a lady friend who would love to meet you with me can we arrange a meet!
Meaning when you goto meet she has a headache and couldn't make it. Because it was a figment of his imagination. |
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Hi how r u
meaning: i'm a fucking idiot here to try and get my end away without actually making an effort. I don't really care how you are, or actually WHAT you are as long as you have a hole i can stick my cock into. in fact the reason i can't even spell properly is because i'm typing with one hand and wanking with the other, and as soon as i reach orgasm this conversation is over and i'm UNLOS.
Did i leave anything out? |
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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Hi how r u
meaning: i'm a fucking idiot here to try and get my end away without actually making an effort. I don't really care how you are, or actually WHAT you are as long as you have a hole i can stick my cock into. in fact the reason i can't even spell properly is because i'm typing with one hand and wanking with the other, and as soon as i reach orgasm this conversation is over and i'm UNLOS.
Did i leave anything out?"
How are you?
Real meaning
You're the 23rd person I've sent this message to in the last five minutes with one hand while wanking with the other. |
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By *andaCouple
over a year ago
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"Hi how r u
meaning: i'm a fucking idiot here to try and get my end away without actually making an effort. I don't really care how you are, or actually WHAT you are as long as you have a hole i can stick my cock into. in fact the reason i can't even spell properly is because i'm typing with one hand and wanking with the other, and as soon as i reach orgasm this conversation is over and i'm UNLOS.
Did i leave anything out?
How are you?
Real meaning
You're the 23rd person I've sent this message to in the last five minutes with one hand while wanking with the other. "
Were fine thanks. Hope your having a good time on fab.
Meaning: Is that the best you can come up with? Hope your nob falls off, creep! |
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