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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Minister for equality goes to your mam from leitrim who was a he and a she equally
Shadow minister has to be Sligo
Foreign affairs is Boldgirl
Agriculture is daft dave or maximum 
Chief whip goes to Elfie 
Minister for your having a laugh is shared by CJ, MMC and Candy
Water minister has to be Missdirty
Minister for typos is a shoo in ..letme 
Lolli is the social minister
Mingo is trade
Brutus is who wants a fuck
Rosie is food and drink
And Ash is in charge of the d*unk text ministry
Add more and be nice
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't really want any ministry duties, but I want one of those fabulous pensions and I like to get my expenses ie hotel costs covered  "
Puts hand up for minister of finance and expenses  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Foreign Affairs" - I'll happily take on that role.
I've made a start already! 
Ahhhhmmm, Mr International Man o' Mystery here "
Yours truly as Taoiseach obviously enough
Kaizer needs a Head of Secret Service |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't really want any ministry duties, but I want one of those fabulous pensions and I like to get my expenses ie hotel costs covered "
EU commissioner!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sssssshhhhhh don't mention government or we will have two certain Kerry brothers signing up as members. In fairness would probably improve your experience driving to dogging meets though."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Social minister! I'll take that thanks
I pledge allegiance to all of fabkind to provide fun and frolics in a friendly happy environment and solemnly swear to make the next social the biggest and bestest we've done yet |
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"A puppet government just what we need
Who's going to pull my string
As newly appointed minister for water,ill hose ye down
Will it be metered "
As im such a fabilicious minister, the said water is free! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A puppet government just what we need
Who's going to pull my string
As newly appointed minister for water,ill hose ye down
Will it be metered
As im such a fabilicious minister, the said water is free! "
lol we'll keep ya!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A puppet government just what we need
Who's going to pull my string
As newly appointed minister for water,ill hose ye down
Will it be metered
As im such a fabilicious minister, the said water is free! "
It's still piss |
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"A puppet government just what we need
Who's going to pull my string
As newly appointed minister for water,ill hose ye down
Will it be metered
As im such a fabilicious minister, the said water is free!
It's still piss "
Now youre taking the piss |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"A puppet government just what we need
Who's going to pull my string
As newly appointed minister for water,ill hose ye down
Will it be metered
As im such a fabilicious minister, the said water is free!
It's still piss
Now youre taking the piss "
Isn't the what the government do take the piss along with 50%of ur salary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A puppet government just what we need
Who's going to pull my string
As newly appointed minister for water,ill hose ye down
Will it be metered
As im such a fabilicious minister, the said water is free!
It's still piss
Now youre taking the piss
Isn't the what the government do take the piss along with 50%of ur salary "
No, there's a difference between a squirter and a pisstaker CJ, and they're DEFINITELY pisstakers! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"A puppet government just what we need
Who's going to pull my string
As newly appointed minister for water,ill hose ye down
Will it be metered
As im such a fabilicious minister, the said water is free!
It's still piss
Now youre taking the piss
Isn't the what the government do take the piss along with 50%of ur salary
No, there's a difference between a squirter and a pisstaker CJ, and they're DEFINITELY pisstakers! "
What's that a Squirter only gives when suitably teased where as the government just take even when not interested |
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By (user no longer on site)
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jasperthegreat , Joint Minsters for health perfect fit and just like the last two incumbents in the role they also seem to know everything about everything or at least have a strong opinion on any topic.
Elfie , More suited to a semi state I believe Director General of RTE perfect role she has hours of experience of broadcasting herself .
Mingo as Minister for Finance perfect fit as getting fucked by Germans is a big part of the role .
sub_leitrim_guy Minister for the Gaeltacht They might have a clue what hes on about unlike the rest of us .
hammerandthongs as joint Ministers of propaganda they can get anybody to believe anything .
MarieAndU4121 Minster for Communications having being attempting to reconnect with old friends unsuccessfully for the last two years she has a good understanding of the state of the national broadband network.
Taoiseach Anniemal is the ideal candidate her endless quest for the full low down on whats happening in every other Dept. and her ability to get out there and press the flesh makes her the natural choice . |
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