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some random thoughts for the weekend
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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so mrs quick says I am a bit ahem special due to my thoughts so for our first post here are a collection of random thoughts for you guys to ponder over...
1. Why do pajamas have pockets?
2. What did cured ham have before it was cured?
3.Do vegetarians ever eat animal crackers?
4. What does a compass do at the North Pole?
5. Why is there no mouse flavored cat food?
6. If I hit myself and it hurts am I strong or weak?
7. Which would you rather have.. a horse faced duck or a duck faced horse?
8.If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
9.Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?
10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or why do they whipe the arm 1st with an alcohol wipe before someone hets the "lethal injection"
Or why do sheep not shrink in the rain yet a jumper shrinks in the wash..
Or who decided to put an "S" in the word Lisp.. |
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