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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well we got one for the vaginas thought this was only fair...

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By *rutus83Man over a year ago

naas

Isn't this a bit personal

lmao

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

"Well we got one for the vaginas thought this was only fair...

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Lol....

What's that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ah Brutus....

Comeon...

I'm wondering who calls theirs Uncle Sam??

As in this guy needs you....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

THE TRUTH

BECAUSE THE TRUTH HURTS

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By *rutus83Man over a year ago

naas

"Ah Brutus....

Comeon...

I'm wondering who calls theirs Uncle Sam??

As in this guy needs you....

Lmao uncle Sam that's not me anyways lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Big Issue ....

Permanently under employed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I was living in Ireland I always referred to my cock as "Me Micky"

But when I started living abroad (2002) girls would always say on hearing me calling my cock, me Micky

"Do you name for your cock?"

I got tired of saying Micky is what we call a cock in Ireland not a name I named my cock.

As you can guess, I use "Cock" now and TBH I'm quite partial to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Big Issue ....

Permanently under employed

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When I was living in Ireland I always referred to my cock as "Me Micky"

But when I started living abroad (2002) girls would always say on hearing me calling my cock, me Micky

"Do you name for your cock?"

I got tired of saying Micky is what we call a cock in Ireland not a name I named my cock.

As you can guess, I use "Cock" now and TBH I'm quite partial to it."

I always called them Mickeys

But I thought guys being proud of them always called them their COCKKSSSSS....And said in an angry/horny voice....

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By *ongdongsilver99Man over a year ago

skerries

Love rod

Love wand

Clit tickler

Ramrod

.....and

Dave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tally wacker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Womb broom

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I remember this guy his name was Willie MacNamara....

All the boys in the school used to call theirs their Willie Macks....

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By *own a bitMan over a year ago

Dublin

at the moment I call him Enda. .I named him after that other prick

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By *unlinguyMan over a year ago

South Dublin

To quote brendan o'carroll..

Me menickey

But when it pops up on a bus and you have to go past 3 or 4 stops before i can get if i then just call it "an out n out prick"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rhythm Stick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fireman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fagan

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple over a year ago

Nearby

Clint (as in Eastwood, with the squinty eye)

Tina

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By *addy36Man over a year ago

Mayo

Morris because you have to start him by hand

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple over a year ago

Nearby

" Morris because you have to start him by hand

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pipí is my favourite

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By *addy36Man over a year ago

Mayo

" Morris because you have to start him by hand

Pmsl

I console myself by thinking only the classics are started by hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Russel the love muscle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"at the moment I call him Enda. .I named him after that other prick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I call mine Michael Collins

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By *oodbuddy 51Man over a year ago

Puerto Rico, Gran Canaria

The fatening rod

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By *llie and ApplesCouple over a year ago

where ever

Mine's called Norman....

And according to Apples he speaks with a French accent...

This she achieves by opening and closing the little hhole in the top....

and mines stitched up wrong as well....wonky seam ...is that normal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I call mine Michael Collins "

I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking this but why???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine's called Norman....

And according to Apples he speaks with a French accent...

This she achieves by opening and closing the little hhole in the top....

and mines stitched up wrong as well....wonky seam ...is that normal?

Norman....it's been awhile

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By *own a bitMan over a year ago

Dublin

"I call mine Michael Collins

I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking this but why???

maybe because Collins was known as " big fellow"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stay with heeer Johnny

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By *andyman.snrMan over a year ago

leixlip

After reading the other posts I'm thinking my pet name of the "one eyed wand of magnificence" may be a bit wordy and elaborate

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By *llie and ApplesCouple over a year ago

where ever

"Mine's called Norman....

And according to Apples he speaks with a French accent...

This she achieves by opening and closing the little hhole in the top....

and mines stitched up wrong as well....wonky seam ...is that normal?

Norman....it's been awhile

lol...I think I was dunted aside by a rather enthusiastic lady'...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine's called Norman....

And according to Apples he speaks with a French accent...

This she achieves by opening and closing the little hhole in the top....

and mines stitched up wrong as well....wonky seam ...is that normal?

Norman....it's been awhile

lol...I think I was dunted aside by a rather enthusiastic lady'...lol

LOL. ..greedy lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Growing up it was called Thomas

How the hell it called that I'll never know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Growing up it was called Thomas

How the hell it called that I'll never know "

Night night tommie....good boy

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By *ike 50Man over a year ago

North Cork

A lady christened mine "the green giant"

Sweetcorn will never taste the same again!

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By *ecretgamesMan over a year ago

the moon

Oliver James Rodgers the 1st

Or Ollie for short!!

Proper pet too not just a name!! Often sit up at night slowly stroking him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oliver James Rodgers the 1st

Or Ollie for short!!

Proper pet too not just a name!! Often sit up at night slowly stroking him

There's nothing short about Ollie

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By *ecretgamesMan over a year ago

the moon

"Oliver James Rodgers the 1st

Or Ollie for short!!

Proper pet too not just a name!! Often sit up at night slowly stroking him

There's nothing short about Ollie

Short tempered sometimes ... Has a habit of spitting in people's faces

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By *wingpeterMan over a year ago

Enniscorthy

John Thomas. Who was he?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dennis.

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By *llie and ApplesCouple over a year ago

where ever

"Oliver James Rodgers the 1st

Or Ollie for short!!

Proper pet too not just a name!! Often sit up at night slowly stroking him

There's nothing short about Ollie

Now I'm disturbed. .

Ollie...

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By *ecretgamesMan over a year ago

the moon

"Oliver James Rodgers the 1st

Or Ollie for short!!

Proper pet too not just a name!! Often sit up at night slowly stroking him

There's nothing short about Ollie

Now I'm disturbed. .

Ollie...

Ahh nothing to be disturbed about !!! I just called mine after a proper legend

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By *llie and ApplesCouple over a year ago

where ever

"Oliver James Rodgers the 1st

Or Ollie for short!!

Proper pet too not just a name!! Often sit up at night slowly stroking him

There's nothing short about Ollie

Now I'm disturbed. .

Ollie...

Ahh nothing to be disturbed about !!! I just called mine after a proper legend

Now I'm blushing, oh the other one. ..lol

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By *isalashes888400Couple over a year ago

ennis

the one eyed milk man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I call mine Michael Collins

I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking this but why???

maybe because Collins was known as " big fellow"

Ya that's it, I'm a big fan of irony

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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