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I was gonna reply it's because my cock is so big it takes them hours to body scan me lol"
Lol! I hate being in the sticks. Chicago....that's going to be a chilly wind this time of year. Hope you have a great time.
Go to the Anna Livia (or something like that) lounge if its still there. Or try chattin up a stewardess. Or a check in lady. Or a coffee shop assistant. Do Not flirt with the security staff! And don't make unnecessary journeys!!!!