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Kaizer has a stalker
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over a year ago
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Imitation is the best form of flattery!
Throughout the land men are stapling Persian rugs to their chests 
However no one (except maybe Pitt or Clooney) can replicate these amazing looks!
And definitely no one can copy this electrifying banter 
Good attempt though my dyslexic crazed fan  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had someone recently trying to claim they were my girlfriend. Knew my first name but nothing else. Especially didn't know that I haven't had a girlfriend in about 3-4 years lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's me...... Mmmmwwwaaahahahahahahah 
You were on the list 
For the last time no Kaizer will not give you stunningly beautiful hairy babies  "
Ahhhhh but I want little monkey babies!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is the greatest moment of the Manbeast's existence!
Autographs are available
May I have one?? Autograph optional... 
Debs"
No problem Debs, where would you like signed?
Or would you be interested in a framed autographed portrait of the Manbeast?? |
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"This is the greatest moment of the Manbeast's existence!
Autographs are available
May I have one?? Autograph optional...
Debs
No problem Debs, where would you like signed?
Or would you be interested in a framed autographed portrait of the Manbeast??"
Lol now you're talking....a picture wow! |
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"This is the greatest moment of the Manbeast's existence!
Autographs are available
May I have one?? Autograph optional...
Debs
No problem Debs, where would you like signed?
Or would you be interested in a framed autographed portrait of the Manbeast??
Lol now you're talking....a picture wow!"
With a personalized message, there's a shed full of them out the back |
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"This is the greatest moment of the Manbeast's existence!
Autographs are available
May I have one?? Autograph optional...
Debs
No problem Debs, where would you like signed?
Or would you be interested in a framed autographed portrait of the Manbeast??
Lol now you're talking....a picture wow!
With a personalized message, there's a shed full of them out the back "
Pop one in the post well! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaizer, don't let the fame consume you. Keep an eye on your rear view mirror.... There's a Kaiser Tornadopeck lurking around there!   "
Kaizer and fame go hand in hand
Told ye Kaizer was big in the Schtates and had fans all over the world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is the greatest moment of the Manbeast's existence!
Autographs are available
May I have one?? Autograph optional...
Debs
No problem Debs, where would you like signed?
Or would you be interested in a framed autographed portrait of the Manbeast??
Lol now you're talking....a picture wow!
With a personalized message, there's a shed full of them out the back
Pop one in the post well!"
Please pm your address or po box for delivery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No Personal Delivery?!  "
Kaizer agent Mr Kobayashi has cancelled all personal deliveries after todays copycat developments!
A private sitting with Kaizer can still be arranged
Please pm for application form |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No Personal Delivery?!
Kaizer agent Mr Kobayashi has cancelled all personal deliveries after todays copycat developments!
A private sitting with Kaizer can still be arranged
Beware Kaiser stalker might be a Manc
Please pm for application form "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's bigger than Elvis, cooler than the Fonz and has slicker moves than John Travolta.......Ladies and gentlemen,.....it's.....
Kanye?"
Kanye West insists on the best |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's bigger than Elvis, cooler than the Fonz and has slicker moves than John Travolta.......Ladies and gentlemen,.....it's.....
Kanye?
Kanye West insists on the best "
Look at the trout pout he found on a fish for his wife. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's bigger than Elvis, cooler than the Fonz and has slicker moves than John Travolta.......Ladies and gentlemen,.....it's.....
Kanye?
Kanye West insists on the best
Look at the trout pout he found on a fish for his wife."
OJ's God daughter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's bigger than Elvis, cooler than the Fonz and has slicker moves than John Travolta.......Ladies and gentlemen,.....it's.....
Kanye?
Kanye West insists on the best
Look at the trout pout he found on a fish for his wife.
OJ's God daughter "
Reputedly. Is that new series any good? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's bigger than Elvis, cooler than the Fonz and has slicker moves than John Travolta.......Ladies and gentlemen,.....it's.....
Kanye?
Kanye West insists on the best
Look at the trout pout he found on a fish for his wife.
OJ's God daughter
Reputedly. Is that new series any good?"
It's a bit mad and to think it actually happened |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cuba Gooding Jr as OJ
His bank balance must have been getting low 
Tina "
Well to be fair aul Cuba hasn't had anything good in a loooong time so it was a case of show me the moneeeeeyyyy!!!! |
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