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Rossenstock was funny on gift grub years ago, gone a bit stale now, his TV show was shite and callan is crap
*this reply is in no way bullying rossenstock or callan* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rossenstock was funny on gift grub years ago, gone a bit stale now, his TV show was shite and callan is crap
*this reply is in no way bullying rossenstock or callan* "
 that gave me a giggle! I see what you've done there lol |
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"Ah yes, the old Cooper classics " 2 elephants fell off a cliff, boom boom""
Loved him cos of my Dad.. i remember him crying with laughter at him!
I went to the doctor last week and said it hurts when i do this..(raises arm)
The doctor says... then dont do it
Its the simple things..  |
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"Ah yes, the old Cooper classics " 2 elephants fell off a cliff, boom boom"
Loved him cos of my Dad.. i remember him crying with laughter at him!
I went to the doctor last week and said it hurts when i do this..(raises arm)
The doctor says... then dont do it
Its the simple things.. "
I went to a fitness instructor & said "I want to learn to do the splits" he said "how flexible are you" I said "I can't make Tuesdays" |
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"Ah yes, the old Cooper classics " 2 elephants fell off a cliff, boom boom"
Loved him cos of my Dad.. i remember him crying with laughter at him!
I went to the doctor last week and said it hurts when i do this..(raises arm)
The doctor says... then dont do it
Its the simple things..
I went to a fitness instructor & said "I want to learn to do the splits" he said "how flexible are you" I said "I can't make Tuesdays""
Police arrested 2 kids yesterday,one was drinking battery acid,the other was eating fireworks. They let one off and charged the other  |
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"Ah yes, the old Cooper classics " 2 elephants fell off a cliff, boom boom"
Loved him cos of my Dad.. i remember him crying with laughter at him!
I went to the doctor last week and said it hurts when i do this..(raises arm)
The doctor says... then dont do it
Its the simple things..
I went to a fitness instructor & said "I want to learn to do the splits" he said "how flexible are you" I said "I can't make Tuesdays"
Police arrested 2 kids yesterday,one was drinking battery acid,the other was eating fireworks. They let one off and charged the other "
Brought my rottweiler to the vet cos he was cross eyed. He picked him up to examine him and said "I'm going to have to put him down" I said "what, because he's cross eyed?" He said "no, cos he's really heavy" |
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"Ah yes, the old Cooper classics " 2 elephants fell off a cliff, boom boom"
Loved him cos of my Dad.. i remember him crying with laughter at him!
I went to the doctor last week and said it hurts when i do this..(raises arm)
The doctor says... then dont do it
Its the simple things..
I went to a fitness instructor & said "I want to learn to do the splits" he said "how flexible are you" I said "I can't make Tuesdays"
Police arrested 2 kids yesterday,one was drinking battery acid,the other was eating fireworks. They let one off and charged the other
Brought my rottweiler to the vet cos he was cross eyed. He picked him up to examine him and said "I'm going to have to put him down" I said "what, because he's cross eyed?" He said "no, cos he's really heavy""
Omg.. The man literally cracked me up!! pleasure to swap his jokes with you.. |
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over a year ago
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Dave Allen, Dermot Morgan, Dylan Moran, Louis CK (more for Louie than his stand up) are all quality, but Stewart Lee is hands down my favourite - it's a long'un, but his Top Gear rant is priceless |
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