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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
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After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.
How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like  |
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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago
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"After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.
How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like "
Ah grow a pair of balls and stop whinging it was only an injection, it could be so much worse, u could have the dreaded man flu 
Mr crazy
Ps. No harm was ment in this post |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face "
Oh nurse concentrating on licking and flicking ur clit the pain is secondary think I need my pluses checked |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.
How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like
Ah grow a pair of balls and stop whinging it was only an injection, it could be so much worse, u could have the dreaded man flu
Mr crazy
Ps. No harm was ment in this post "
Pmsi
I survived the dreaded man flue it was nothing like the horse needles the sadist yesterday used  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face
Oh nurse concentrating on licking and flicking ur clit the pain is secondary think I need my pluses checked "
Like magic |
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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago
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"After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.
How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like
Ah grow a pair of balls and stop whinging it was only an injection, it could be so much worse, u could have the dreaded man flu
Mr crazy
Ps. No harm was ment in this post
Pmsi
I survived the dreaded man flue it was nothing like the horse needles the sadist yesterday used "
Why does the term hung like a horse come to my mind , big dicks can cause problems in some circumstances
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.
How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like
Ah grow a pair of balls and stop whinging it was only an injection, it could be so much worse, u could have the dreaded man flu
Mr crazy
Ps. No harm was ment in this post
Pmsi
I survived the dreaded man flue it was nothing like the horse needles the sadist yesterday used
Why does the term hung like a horse come to my mind , big dicks can cause problems in some circumstances
Mr crazy "
Damm have u being hearing stories again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face
Oh nurse concentrating on licking and flicking ur clit the pain is secondary think I need my pluses checked "
Licking n flicking??....
Sounds like too much multitasking for me!  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face
Oh nurse concentrating on licking and flicking ur clit the pain is secondary think I need my pluses checked
Licking n flicking??....
Sounds like too much multitasking for me! "
Yeah, we're back to spinning the rod, it will make you dizzy like a good pain killer  |
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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago
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"After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.
How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like
Ah grow a pair of balls and stop whinging it was only an injection, it could be so much worse, u could have the dreaded man flu
Mr crazy
Ps. No harm was ment in this post
Pmsi
I survived the dreaded man flue it was nothing like the horse needles the sadist yesterday used
Why does the term hung like a horse come to my mind , big dicks can cause problems in some circumstances
Mr crazy
Damm have u being hearing stories again "
I'm saying nothing 
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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"After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.
How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like "
Bend over so I can take your temperature |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.
How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like
Bend over so I can take your temperature "
Ohhhh miss lou be easy on me |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
Enniskillen |
"After a major medical procedure yesterday I need a nurse (I got two injections in to a joint)I am the worst patient in the country cranky and sore I need nursing.
How would u nurse the poster above u a cranky sore patient that needs an uplift (nurses can be male or female these days)have fun and be wicked and kinky as u like
Bend over so I can take your temperature
Ohhhh miss lou be easy on me "
I'm always gentle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face "
I just spat my coffee out...
Best reply on the forums Ina long time  it
Hope ur better soon cj xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face
I just spat my coffee out...
Best reply on the forums Ina long time it
Hope ur better soon cj xx"
Sorry you lost your coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face
I just spat my coffee out...
Best reply on the forums Ina long time it
Hope ur better soon cj xx
Sorry you lost your coffee "
Was totally worth it lol |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"You're not gonna be thinking bout the pain if my pussy is in your face
I just spat my coffee out...
Best reply on the forums Ina long time it
Hope ur better soon cj xx
Sorry you lost your coffee
Was totally worth it lol "
It did take my mind off the pain for five mins |
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Honestly you men have no idea what pain is, so you had a little injection into a joint when you can cope with the pain of childbirth then us ladies will be impressed. Xx
Ps if you're still suffering from the pain get someone to give it a little rub. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Honestly you men have no idea what pain is, so you had a little injection into a joint when you can cope with the pain of childbirth then us ladies will be impressed. Xx
Ps if you're still suffering from the pain get someone to give it a little rub. xx"
Fair point, we get off very easily. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"CJ, you need a large dose of "man up" pills.
Yes matron
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Delivered with a bed bath....using a pan scrub
Honestly CJ, if I can't get any offers to nurse me through my current convalescence then you have no chance  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"CJ, you need a large dose of "man up" pills.
Yes matron
Delivered with a bed bath....using a pan scrub
Honestly CJ, if I can't get any offers to nurse me through my current convalescence then you have no chance "
He's a fucking fairy looking for sympathy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"CJ, you need a large dose of "man up" pills.
Yes matron
Delivered with a bed bath....using a pan scrub
Honestly CJ, if I can't get any offers to nurse me through my current convalescence then you have no chance
He's a fucking fairy looking for sympathy. "
Lol agreed Boldy You up for giving him a good scrub? I'll bring the brillo pad if you bring the domestos |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"CJ, you need a large dose of "man up" pills.
Yes matron
Delivered with a bed bath....using a pan scrub
Honestly CJ, if I can't get any offers to nurse me through my current convalescence then you have no chance
He's a fucking fairy looking for sympathy.
Lol agreed Boldy You up for giving him a good scrub? I'll bring the brillo pad if you bring the domestos "
JAYUS ye haven't a sympathetic bone in ye telling u the needle was this big (................................) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"CJ, you need a large dose of "man up" pills.
Yes matron
Delivered with a bed bath....using a pan scrub
Honestly CJ, if I can't get any offers to nurse me through my current convalescence then you have no chance
He's a fucking fairy looking for sympathy.
Lol agreed Boldy You up for giving him a good scrub? I'll bring the brillo pad if you bring the domestos
JAYUS ye haven't a sympathetic bone in ye telling u the needle was this big (................................) "
So twice the size of your penis then? |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"CJ, you need a large dose of "man up" pills.
Yes matron
Delivered with a bed bath....using a pan scrub
Honestly CJ, if I can't get any offers to nurse me through my current convalescence then you have no chance
He's a fucking fairy looking for sympathy.
Lol agreed Boldy You up for giving him a good scrub? I'll bring the brillo pad if you bring the domestos
JAYUS ye haven't a sympathetic bone in ye telling u the needle was this big (................................)
So twice the size of your penis then? "
Well yes about that |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"CJ, you need a large dose of "man up" pills.
Yes matron
Delivered with a bed bath....using a pan scrub
Honestly CJ, if I can't get any offers to nurse me through my current convalescence then you have no chance
He's a fucking fairy looking for sympathy.
Lol agreed Boldy You up for giving him a good scrub? I'll bring the brillo pad if you bring the domestos
JAYUS ye haven't a sympathetic bone in ye telling u the needle was this big (................................)
So twice the size of your penis then?
Well yes about that "
I am telling u it was a monster |
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