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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Poor Minnie will be devastated....
Minnie what about the kids 
The kids are gonna sing his favourite song..."please just cheese me""
Think of all the relatives that are going to come to his funeral |
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over a year ago
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"in my shed I'm still getting over the shock of him in the trap .....
biggest fear is mice  "
and the mouse is more afraid of you will probably not help you. pity.
also, ever think of hypnosis to get over the fear? |
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"Poor Minnie will be devastated....
Minnie what about the kids
The kids are gonna sing his favourite song..."please just cheese me"
Think of all the relatives that are going to come to his funeral "
fool off cj he has no family I hope |
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Catch a female one alive....starve it to point of going mental....introduce a male...he will try it on but she will be so hungry she will kill him and eat him....then release her . She will actively seek out other mice and kill them ....then there is no mice to breed |
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"Catch a female one alive....starve it to point of going mental....introduce a male...he will try it on but she will be so hungry she will kill him and eat him....then release her . She will actively seek out other mice and kill them ....then there is no mice to breed"
Bill im cryin laughing here!!! Imagine Letme catching a female mouse!!! 
She was screaming earlier running around her garden and the mouse was dead in a trap in her shed |
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"in my shed I'm still getting over the shock of him in the trap .....
biggest fear is mice
and the mouse is more afraid of you will probably not help you. pity.
also, ever think of hypnosis to get over the fear? "
 hypnosis nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wayyyyyyy...... |
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"in my shed I'm still getting over the shock of him in the trap .....
biggest fear is mice
and the mouse is more afraid of you will probably not help you. pity.
also, ever think of hypnosis to get over the fear? hypnosis nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wayyyyyyy...... "
They hold a mouse by the tail and dangle it over your eyes and tell you to sleep |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"in my shed I'm still getting over the shock of him in the trap .....
biggest fear is mice
and the mouse is more afraid of you will probably not help you. pity.
also, ever think of hypnosis to get over the fear? hypnosis nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wayyyyyyy...... "
Never seen a mouse hypnotised |
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"in my shed I'm still getting over the shock of him in the trap .....
biggest fear is mice
and the mouse is more afraid of you will probably not help you. pity.
also, ever think of hypnosis to get over the fear? hypnosis nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wayyyyyyy......
They hold a mouse by the tail and dangle it over your eyes and tell you to sleep "
fook off you missd and your dangling mice |
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"in my shed I'm still getting over the shock of him in the trap .....
biggest fear is mice
and the mouse is more afraid of you will probably not help you. pity.
also, ever think of hypnosis to get over the fear? hypnosis nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wayyyyyyy......
They hold a mouse by the tail and dangle it over your eyes and tell you to sleep fook off you missd and your dangling mice "
Toooo funny.... i thought i was going to collapse from laughing at you earlier amen to poor mickey |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"How do you know it's a he in the trap? only the he mouse would would get stuck in a trap...the she mouse is stuck in the kitchen"
Caught one in the entrance hall recently, was it the she bringing in the shopping or the he going out for lunch?  I'm all confused now |
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"How do you know it's a he in the trap? only the he mouse would would get stuck in a trap...the she mouse is stuck in the kitchen
Caught one in the entrance hall recently, was it the she bringing in the shopping or the he going out for lunch? I'm all confused now"
i meant the mouse kitchen |
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"Aww.. They're beautiful little creatures with their little twitchy noses  "
No twitching nose on the trap.... going no where near the shed today.My heart can cope with the stress and my neighbours certainly can't cope with me screaming. |
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"Aww.. They're beautiful little creatures with their little twitchy noses No twitching nose on the trap.... going no where near the shed today.My heart can cope with the stress and my neighbours certainly can't cope with me screaming. "
Phwooarr! I think I'd like the sound of that!  |
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"Its the charge of the mice brigade!!! theyre coming to get you....
wait till they get into your house and they start crawling all over you when your in bed asleep.."
As long as its not you ill be fine |
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"Its the charge of the mice brigade!!! theyre coming to get you....
wait till they get into your house and they start crawling all over you when your in bed asleep..
As long as its not you ill be fine"
lol don't worry, your not my type |
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"Its the charge of the mice brigade!!! theyre coming to get you....
wait till they get into your house and they start crawling all over you when your in bed asleep..
As long as its not you ill be fine
lol don't worry, your not my type"
Good good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't mind the mice running about the garden shed but them rat's bother me, had rats in the garden awhile back, decided enough was enough with them eating holes in things, right say I, I'll dig yous fuckers out, Lord JJaysus I near done something childish in the boxers when the mammy rat leaps out of the best and her going nuts, I swear I took to a fit of dancing that Michael flattery would be proud to have on the riverdance, lucky for me in the mist of me kicking shapes around the place I managed to bury a mid air shape at mammy and sent her at about 50 knots an hour across to the neighbours garden. We'll after catching myself on and coming to a sudden stop from by riverdance in bravely decided to more into the nest, Jack Russell dog at the ready for mammys return or dad coming home from work. Anyways open the nest to find 11 baby's looking for the aul doll. Needless to say we now have 2 cat's and having seen a rat since. |
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