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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Does anyone else find "hi how's u" so fucking annoying !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well it may be boring but it is friendly . If it was short and nasty it would be worse.

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By *ombikerMan  over a year ago

the right side of the river

Nearly as good as

Hi how r u

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nearly as good as

Hi how r u

"

O k . No y d u sk? ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's just as good as h u..

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By *ohn MingoMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"Does anyone else find "hi how's u" so fucking annoying !!!"

Next time you get that message reply with:

"Very happy between T and V"

If they reply with "I get it, very funny" give them a chance. If they reply with "wat lol" then block them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I usually open with "I can't believe they let me use this site in prison"

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I usually open with "I can't believe they let me use this site in prison""

How's the food in a French prison?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I usually open with "I can't believe they let me use this site in prison""

Now that's just marriage material, right there!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I usually open with "I can't believe they let me use this site in prison"

Now that's just marriage material, right there! "

Shut it you, your already spoken for hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I usually open with "I can't believe they let me use this site in prison"

How's the food in a French prison?"

Surprisingly good, lots of wine and cheese, onion soup, foie gras and macaroons...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I usually open with "I can't believe they let me use this site in prison"

Now that's just marriage material, right there! "

If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah.... Tis very irritating indeed..... Get them all the time I do...... Honest!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I usually open with "I can't believe they let me use this site in prison"

Now that's just marriage material, right there!

Shut it you, your already spoken for hahaha "

I am?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I find "hi I love shopping also " is bomb proof women love that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I find "hi I love shopping also " is bomb proof women love that "

Do you use your Gold card

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By *izzybroadWoman  over a year ago

A very private place

I find it more annoying if it's then followed by what's your name.... And why haven't you got a face pic up!

Yet their profile has nothing on it

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS  over a year ago

Limavady

I find " OK, now my itching has stopped" usually means they don't message again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I find "hi I love shopping also " is bomb proof women love that

Do you use your Gold card "

lol that card hasn't reached Fermanagh yet jilly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does anyone else find "hi how's u" so fucking annoying !!!"
it's how most convos start in a cafe or on a street if u see somebody I'd imagine

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS  over a year ago

Limavady


"Does anyone else find "hi how's u" so fucking annoying !!!it's how most convos start in a cafe or on a street if u see somebody I'd imagine "
You're right. When I already know the person and don't need to attract a reply. I don't think a "How's youse" has ever made me want to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does anyone else find "hi how's u" so fucking annoying !!!it's how most convos start in a cafe or on a street if u see somebody I'd imagine You're right. When I already know the person and don't need to attract a reply. I don't think a "How's youse" has ever made me want to meet."
and a big detailed opening mail here from somebody always warrants a reply from you? ?

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By *ohn MingoMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"Does anyone else find "hi how's u" so fucking annoying !!!it's how most convos start in a cafe or on a street if u see somebody I'd imagine "

Nah, most conversations usually start with a "Hi, pleased to meet you" or "How are you/how have you been" or "good to see you again"

"hi how's u" is fucking lazy, like cant be arsed typing Y and O lazy.

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By *lfieWoman  over a year ago

South Dublin

Even worse is the copy paste wall o' text.

Or the copy paste message where the guy doesn't even bother to substitute the word 'couple' for 'woman' or whatever. Very lazy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does anyone else find "hi how's u" so fucking annoying !!!it's how most convos start in a cafe or on a street if u see somebody I'd imagine

Nah, most conversations usually start with a "Hi, pleased to meet you" or "How are you/how have you been" or "good to see you again"

"hi how's u" is fucking lazy, like cant be arsed typing Y and O lazy."

Hi how's you and how are you are the same thing! It seems to me that it's been said that if u put a more detailed mail forward it warrants a reply so what's a detailed mail?

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS  over a year ago

Limavady


"Does anyone else find "hi how's u" so fucking annoying !!!it's how most convos start in a cafe or on a street if u see somebody I'd imagine

Nah, most conversations usually start with a "Hi, pleased to meet you" or "How are you/how have you been" or "good to see you again"

"hi how's u" is fucking lazy, like cant be arsed typing Y and O lazy.Hi how's you and how are you are the same thing! It seems to me that it's been said that if u put a more detailed mail forward it warrants a reply so what's a detailed mail? "

I haven't read anyone's comments where they like one liners. Yes more than one sentence does get a reply if they match what I outline in my profile. I suspect 10 decent messages get more replies than 1000 shit ones. (It's only my opinion, if you prefer one liners it's up to you.?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does anyone else find "hi how's u" so fucking annoying !!!it's how most convos start in a cafe or on a street if u see somebody I'd imagine

Nah, most conversations usually start with a "Hi, pleased to meet you" or "How are you/how have you been" or "good to see you again"

"hi how's u" is fucking lazy, like cant be arsed typing Y and O lazy.Hi how's you and how are you are the same thing! It seems to me that it's been said that if u put a more detailed mail forward it warrants a reply so what's a detailed mail?

I haven't read anyone's comments where they like one liners. Yes more than one sentence does get a reply if they match what I outline in my profile. I suspect 10 decent messages get more replies than 1000 shit ones. (It's only my opinion, if you prefer one liners it's up to you.? "

I'm speaking in regard to wondering what women like! If I got a hey how are you from a female and I liked her profile pics I'd reply

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By *ohn MingoMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"Does anyone else find "hi how's u" so fucking annoying !!!it's how most convos start in a cafe or on a street if u see somebody I'd imagine

Nah, most conversations usually start with a "Hi, pleased to meet you" or "How are you/how have you been" or "good to see you again"

"hi how's u" is fucking lazy, like cant be arsed typing Y and O lazy.Hi how's you and how are you are the same thing! It seems to me that it's been said that if u put a more detailed mail forward it warrants a reply so what's a detailed mail? "

I sense a disturbance in the force.....a familiar one i've not felt since.......

*walks away, deep in thought*

hmmmmm........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I dislike long messages....like essays.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always tell the truth..so its slwsys along the lines..

'hi I'm from Sydney university and after studying fab for numerous years I thought I had better contact you as we all felt that you were theeeeee hottest swinger we have studied...we would like to congratulate you and there is a prize, if you make to way to room 101 at the airport hotel immediately I will deliver it in person.. '

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I dislike long messages....like essays.

"

Whoops

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I dislike long messages....like essays.

Whoops

"

Haha awks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does anyone else find "hi how's u" so fucking annoying !!!it's how most convos start in a cafe or on a street if u see somebody I'd imagine

Nah, most conversations usually start with a "Hi, pleased to meet you" or "How are you/how have you been" or "good to see you again"

"hi how's u" is fucking lazy, like cant be arsed typing Y and O lazy.Hi how's you and how are you are the same thing! It seems to me that it's been said that if u put a more detailed mail forward it warrants a reply so what's a detailed mail?

I sense a disturbance in the force.....a familiar one i've not felt since.......

*walks away, deep in thought*

hmmmmm........"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I dislike long messages....like essays.

"

at least one said it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I find "hi I love shopping also " is bomb proof women love that "

I friggin hate shopping!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does it really matter its a message and none abusive some people on here want your life story in a first message and a cv attached to it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does it really matter its a message and none abusive some people on here want your life story in a first message and a cv attached to it"
True a non abusive message if u like someone's profile/pics is worth replying to!

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By *ex on fire500Man  over a year ago

chesterfield

It better than God ur ugly (which I get alot)

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By *effers5Man  over a year ago

Dublin

Your one of few women apparently.

The rest are hypocrites, I've never received more than a few words in an opening mail from anybody on this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I find "hi I love shopping also " is bomb proof women love that

I friggin hate shopping! "

lol well there's always one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I find "hi I love shopping also " is bomb proof women love that

I friggin hate shopping! lol well there's always one "

Well I am unique

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your one of few women apparently.

The rest are hypocrites, I've never received more than a few words in an opening mail from anybody on this"

you need to work overtime as a male apparently! We should be getting paid by effort

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By *ohn MingoMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"Your one of few women apparently.

The rest are hypocrites, I've never received more than a few words in an opening mail from anybody on thisyou need to work overtime as a male apparently! We should be getting paid by effort "

That would make you a.......rent boy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your one of few women apparently.

The rest are hypocrites, I've never received more than a few words in an opening mail from anybody on thisyou need to work overtime as a male apparently! We should be getting paid by effort

That would make you a.......rent boy?"

it would make you realise a one liners is used by women yet alot complain about receiving them from males!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS  over a year ago

Limavady


"Your one of few women apparently.

The rest are hypocrites, I've never received more than a few words in an opening mail from anybody on thisyou need to work overtime as a male apparently! We should be getting paid by effort

That would make you a.......rent boy?it would make you realise a one liners is used by women yet alot complain about receiving them from males!"

Basically if one line messages are working for you then "congratulations". A lot of people don't like them and are unlikely to respond to them but receiving them is not going to kill us.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your one of few women apparently.

The rest are hypocrites, I've never received more than a few words in an opening mail from anybody on thisyou need to work overtime as a male apparently! We should be getting paid by effort

That would make you a.......rent boy?it would make you realise a one liners is used by women yet alot complain about receiving them from males!

Basically if one line messages are working for you then "congratulations". A lot of people don't like them and are unlikely to respond to them but receiving them is not going to kill us."

what it strikes to me is, complaining over nothing! An opening mail is grand aslong as it's not offensive! The profile and or pictures is what catches the eye! If a man sent a woman a detailed opening mail here and she clicks on his profile and his location is "wrong" or she doesn't like his pictures, he won't get a reply regardless of the message!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS  over a year ago

Limavady


"Your one of few women apparently.

The rest are hypocrites, I've never received more than a few words in an opening mail from anybody on thisyou need to work overtime as a male apparently! We should be getting paid by effort

That would make you a.......rent boy?it would make you realise a one liners is used by women yet alot complain about receiving them from males!

Basically if one line messages are working for you then "congratulations". A lot of people don't like them and are unlikely to respond to them but receiving them is not going to kill us.what it strikes to me is, complaining over nothing! An opening mail is grand aslong as it's not offensive! The profile and or pictures is what catches the eye! If a man sent a woman a detailed opening mail here and she clicks on his profile and his location is "wrong" or she doesn't like his pictures, he won't get a reply regardless of the message! "

To use your phrase. What it strikes me is that you aren't listening to most people's comments. I accept that the reader will not reply if the profile or pics don't excite BUT most one line messages won't even get the reader to look at the profile.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your one of few women apparently.

The rest are hypocrites, I've never received more than a few words in an opening mail from anybody on thisyou need to work overtime as a male apparently! We should be getting paid by effort

That would make you a.......rent boy?it would make you realise a one liners is used by women yet alot complain about receiving them from males!

Basically if one line messages are working for you then "congratulations". A lot of people don't like them and are unlikely to respond to them but receiving them is not going to kill us.what it strikes to me is, complaining over nothing! An opening mail is grand aslong as it's not offensive! The profile and or pictures is what catches the eye! If a man sent a woman a detailed opening mail here and she clicks on his profile and his location is "wrong" or she doesn't like his pictures, he won't get a reply regardless of the message!

To use your phrase. What it strikes me is that you aren't listening to most people's comments. I accept that the reader will not reply if the profile or pics don't excite BUT most one line messages won't even get the reader to look at the profile."

Oh I'm reading but the same conclusion occurs! It's complaining over nothing! I have gotten as many replies on here from a hey How's you or a how was ur weekend then a detailed opening mail! It's the very same as having a go over what picture a person has as their profiler! It tells you nothing about the person

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By *ohn MingoMan  over a year ago

Dublin

Hmmm ILTS doesn't listen to advise..uses a lot of exclamation points.

I'm thinking chocolate bar filled with peanuts that used to have the same name as a long race.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmmm ILTS doesn't listen to advise..uses a lot of exclamation points.

I'm thinking chocolate bar filled with peanuts that used to have the same name as a long race....."

Fuck you Mingo, making me want chocolate a few hours into lent.

Bastard

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By *ohn MingoMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"Hmmm ILTS doesn't listen to advise..uses a lot of exclamation points.

I'm thinking chocolate bar filled with peanuts that used to have the same name as a long race.....

Fuck you Mingo, making me want chocolate a few hours into lent.

Bastard "

I'm an athiest. I don't do lent. Hee hee.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Hi there' is better than some of the open riddles & shite I get followed by smart remarks to cover up their fake ID

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS  over a year ago

Limavady

At least if it's a one liner I can delete it straight away whereas I may waste time replying to a properly constructed message from the same guy (before he proves himself to be a timewaster)!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right I get it! Some judge on a one liners but as I already said I have got as many replies with one liners and most of the messages I get are one liners !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"'Hi there' is better than some of the open riddles & shite I get followed by smart remarks to cover up their fake ID "
simple opening message is what's best! No need to complicate things!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My first message is normally from a bloke offering me a blowjob for a lift home.

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By *ay and DeborahCouple  over a year ago

Co. Down

Got one this morning just said hiya!!!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS  over a year ago

Limavady


"Got one this morning just said hiya!!!"

Presumably you've arranged to meet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I get 'hu' sometimes.... I guess that means 'how you'.....

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