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By *oghunter33 OP Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

This certainly is up there with the 'wanna fuck' message. Had a laugh

Any other "good no nonsense" short messages you came across?

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By *igglesAndGeekCouple over a year ago

Galway

We got one that in total had three letters...

Subject: h

Message: hu

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

one of my favourites that i received was from a guy: "Bi sub, willing to please"

I replied with:

"Straight guy, doesn't care!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"one of my favourites that i received was from a guy: "Bi sub, willing to please"

I replied with:

"Straight guy, doesn't care!""

Good answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got one

"Oi

Want a drink"

I put back

"I'm not really thirsty at the moment, just had a cup of tea

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By *tsUS1990Couple over a year ago

Dublin

I got one that said 'Sup'

I replied that I prefer a full pint

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

where is the keys to the car

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By *illbillMan over a year ago

dublin

Hey old guy wanna come over and fuck my femine as before my mam gets home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"one of my favourites that i received was from a guy: "Bi sub, willing to please"

I replied with:

"Straight guy, doesn't care!""

Hahahahaha....

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple over a year ago

Nearby

Got one a while back "Would u like me to shake those tits?"

Told him I can do that myself by simply walking

Tina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Message received : I'm straight but love giving bj. Reply : Are you sure...

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By *ouple 0073Couple over a year ago

donegal

Got one...

When do you want me

Reply.. What for

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

Message said "txt me"

I said "no";-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"one of my favourites that i received was from a guy: "Bi sub, willing to please"

I replied with:

"Straight guy, doesn't care!""

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My fav was "do ya want my gums round your plums" reply I'm of sweets for lent

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By *eadue stallionMan over a year ago

Yes

Where are you?

Reply: In the kitchen!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In message title was something about rimming.message just had

"Sweaty"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got one the other day

Date

My reply was 3rd Feb 2016

I thought I was hilarious

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By *un17Man over a year ago

Ennis

Got one earlier

U suk good?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got a message one time

That is all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

penis travels, vagina stays put,

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By *olita xxWoman over a year ago

derry

Me horny you for !!!

Which I replied " yoda is that you "??

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By *olita xxWoman over a year ago

derry

"I got a message one time

That is all

Brilliant

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