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By *cery OP Man
over a year ago
Malahide & Waterford |
It's probably done the rounds but a friend just sent it too me so always good for a laugh....
SEX INSURANCE
Do you have any ????
Here are some suggestions.....
SEX with your wife - legal & general
SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust
SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability
SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union
SEX on the telephone - Direct line
SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy
SEX in a hurry - Insure & go
SEX with your boyfriend - Standard Life
SEX with a transvestite - Confused.com
SEX with some one different - Go_Compare.com
SEX with an animal - Compare_the_Meerkat.com
SEX with a fat bird - More Than
SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels
SEX with an OAP - Saga
SEX with a posh bird - Privilege.com
SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union
SEX with a hooker - Commercial Union
SEX in a boat - Admiral
Really good sex (Oh yes!) - Churchill
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over a year ago
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"It's probably done the rounds but a friend just sent it too me so always good for a laugh....
SEX INSURANCE
Do you have any ????
Here are some suggestions.....
SEX with your wife - legal & general
SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust
SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability
SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union
SEX on the telephone - Direct line
SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy
SEX in a hurry - Insure & go
SEX with your boyfriend - Standard Life
SEX with a transvestite - Confused.com
SEX with some one different - Go_Compare.com
SEX with an animal - Compare_the_Meerkat.com
SEX with a fat bird - More Than
SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels
SEX with an OAP - Saga
SEX with a posh bird - Privilege.com
SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union
SEX with a hooker - Commercial Union
SEX in a boat - Admiral
Really good sex (Oh yes!) - Churchill
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Sex with multiple guys at the same time -its for women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's probably done the rounds but a friend just sent it too me so always good for a laugh....
SEX INSURANCE
Do you have any ????
Here are some suggestions.....
SEX with your wife - legal & general
SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust
SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability
SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union
SEX on the telephone - Direct line
SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy
SEX in a hurry - Insure & go
SEX with your boyfriend - Standard Life
SEX with a transvestite - Confused.com
SEX with some one different - Go_Compare.com
SEX with an animal - Compare_the_Meerkat.com
SEX with a fat bird - More Than
SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels
SEX with an OAP - Saga
SEX with a posh bird - Privilege.com
SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union
SEX with a hooker - Commercial Union
SEX in a boat - Admiral
Really good sex (Oh yes!) - Churchill
Sex with multiple guys at the same time -its for women"
Pmsl that's excellent!!!   |
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