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By *cltd OP Couple
over a year ago
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Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer. |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer. "
I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!!   |
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"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.
I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!! "
I'd go with butter if you need a dairy based lube...
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.
I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!!
I'd go with butter if you need a dairy based lube...
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Yes if Hollywood thought me anything.....  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.
I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!!
I'd go with butter if you need a dairy based lube...
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Vegetarian option I'd olive oil  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.
I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!!
I'd go with butter if you need a dairy based lube...
Vegetarian option I'd olive oil "
I couldn't lick that off like a corn-on-the-cob though CJ... |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.
I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!!
I'd go with butter if you need a dairy based lube...
Vegetarian option I'd olive oil
I couldn't lick that off like a corn-on-the-cob though CJ... "
No but u could roast it |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.
I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!!
I'd go with butter if you need a dairy based lube...
Vegetarian option I'd olive oil
I couldn't lick that off like a corn-on-the-cob though CJ...
No but u could roast it "
Spit roast it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.
I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!!
I'd go with butter if you need a dairy based lube...
Vegetarian option I'd olive oil
I couldn't lick that off like a corn-on-the-cob though CJ...
No but u could roast it
Spit roast it? "
Feck that, I've ordered oxygen & acetylene now, you can hold him still though.  |
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"Whipped cream and Cucumbers!!
Who said romance is dead "
If someone handed me whipped cream and a cucumber. I'd say "where's the strawberries and gin to go with them"? then it would start to look like a promising night.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just come out of tescos their ideal gifts for Valentine's Day is whipped cream and cucumbers. Aren't they the naughty ones. Anyone else checked out the local supermarket see what Valentine gifts are on offer.
I didn't know whipped cream was an anal lubricant!!!
I'd go with butter if you need a dairy based lube...
Vegetarian option I'd olive oil
I couldn't lick that off like a corn-on-the-cob though CJ... "
Candy if CJ used rape seed oil there is more of a nutty flavour off it so you could lick that  |
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