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I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........ |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........"
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"What did one hat say to the other hat?
You stay here, I'll go on ahead 
Time to quit your day job "
Have you heard about the three holes in the ground filled with water? |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........"
Not even remotely cool dude. |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude."
Its only a joke lad.
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
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It wasn't funny. At all. |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all. "
Comedy is subjective. |
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Dear Noel Edmonds..send me 50 grand or ill tell everyone you pulled me off backstage on swapshop...
....deal or no deal???... 
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective."
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste. |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste. "
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes. |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes. "
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat"
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym. |
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A teacher asked the classroom can anyone tell me Robin Hoods girlfriend ?
Little paddy raises his hand and says, it's Trudy Glen miss
No paddy says the teacher it's Maid Marion..
But Miss, what about the song??
Robin Hood Robin Hood, Riding Trudy Glen?
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"A teacher asked the classroom can anyone tell me Robin Hoods girlfriend ?
Little paddy raises his hand and says, it's Trudy Glen miss
No paddy says the teacher it's Maid Marion..
But Miss, what about the song??
Robin Hood Robin Hood, Riding Trudy Glen?
"
Im in fits of laughter here!!!!! ... bloody brilliant!!! |
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johnny and mick were walking home when they came across ann who had a bicycle with a puncture . CAN YE HELP LADS ? asked ann , so mick set about repairing the puncture . Ann was very greatful , and told the 2 lads they could have anything they wanted in return as she started to take off her knickers . Mick hopped on the bike and cycled off and when johnny caught up with him mick said he took the bike cos the knickers would never fit him . |
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Man walks into a bar with a piece of tar under his arm. Goes up to the counter and says
"Barman can I have a pint of Guinness.............and one for the road" |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym."
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind. |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind."
Ohh stop!!you are a pair of alpha males... be nice lads
. Its not nice to witness this shit... can i be the referee?  |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.
Ohh stop!!you are a pair of alpha males... be nice lads
. Its not nice to witness this shit... can i be the referee? "
but of course
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over a year ago
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.
Ohh stop!!you are a pair of alpha males... be nice lads
. Its not nice to witness this shit... can i be the referee? "
I think they should wrestle it out.. With baby oil and tight shorts involved |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.
Ohh stop!!you are a pair of alpha males... be nice lads
. Its not nice to witness this shit... can i be the referee?
I think they should wrestle it out.. With baby oil and tight shorts involved "
Mud wrestling snow...us in the middle of them  |
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over a year ago
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.
Ohh stop!!you are a pair of alpha males... be nice lads
. Its not nice to witness this shit... can i be the referee?
I think they should wrestle it out.. With baby oil and tight shorts involved
Mud wrestling snow...us in the middle of them "
Ohhhh dirty  I loves it |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.
Ohh stop!!you are a pair of alpha males... be nice lads
. Its not nice to witness this shit... can i be the referee?
I think they should wrestle it out.. With baby oil and tight shorts involved
Mud wrestling snow...us in the middle of them
Ohhhh dirty I loves it "
are clothes optional?
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over a year ago
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.
Ohh stop!!you are a pair of alpha males... be nice lads
. Its not nice to witness this shit... can i be the referee?
I think they should wrestle it out.. With baby oil and tight shorts involved
Mud wrestling snow...us in the middle of them
Ohhhh dirty I loves it
are clothes optional?
"
What clothes??? |
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over a year ago
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind."
Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro? |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.
Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro? "
are moobs gains? |
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over a year ago
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.
Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?
are moobs gains? "
You two need to get a room |
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"I'm trying to open these crisps quietly.
Some say slower is better, others say fast.
But most are saying "Show some damn respect, this is a funeral."
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.
Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?
are moobs gains?
You two need to get a room "
Would you care to join us for a MMF?
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.
Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?
are moobs gains?
You two need to get a room
Would you care to join us for a MMF?
"
just became my best bud on FAB hahaha |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.
Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?
are moobs gains?
You two need to get a room
Would you care to join us for a MMF?
just became my best bud on FAB hahaha"
Haha good lad it's all fun and b
anter |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.
Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?
are moobs gains?
You two need to get a room
Would you care to join us for a MMF?
just became my best bud on FAB hahaha
Haha good lad it's all fun and b
anter "
Lovely to see you 2 kissed and made up |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.
Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?
are moobs gains?
You two need to get a room
Would you care to join us for a MMF?
just became my best bud on FAB hahaha
Haha good lad it's all fun and b
anter
Lovely to see you 2 kissed and made up"
well not quite kissed but I like his style haha |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.
Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?
are moobs gains?
You two need to get a room
Would you care to join us for a MMF?
just became my best bud on FAB hahaha
Haha good lad it's all fun and b
anter
Lovely to see you 2 kissed and made up
well not quite kissed but I like his style haha"
Must say that was the funniest joke so far |
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.
Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?
are moobs gains?
You two need to get a room
Would you care to join us for a MMF?
just became my best bud on FAB hahaha
Haha good lad it's all fun and b
anter
Lovely to see you 2 kissed and made up
well not quite kissed but I like his style haha
Must say that was the funniest joke so far "
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all.
Comedy is subjective.
Not when it's discriminating against a minority and in poor taste.
OK I stand corrected. But you did ask for bad jokes.
there are bad jokes and there's being atwat
You could also say twats take selfies at the gym.
indeed you could and you could also say that about bicep photos.well when i say bicep I am being kind.
Lad if you spend more time working out rather than taking selfies you'd have gains like mine. Do u even lift Bro?
are moobs gains?
You two need to get a room
Would you care to join us for a MMF?
just became my best bud on FAB hahaha
Haha good lad it's all fun and b
anter
Lovely to see you 2 kissed and made up
well not quite kissed but I like his style haha
Must say that was the funniest joke so far
you got tickles?"
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The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've started testing our new products on rabbits.
She's got a point, I suppose...
I work in a hammer factory.
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"I was using the gym showers the last day when a traveller walked in . He said to me that he's going on a expedition to climb everest in the quickest time ever....... I couldn't believe it ........ A traveller having a shower ! ........
Not even remotely cool dude.
Its only a joke lad.
It wasn't funny. At all. "
I thought it was hilarious...observational comedy at it's best |
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