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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lets see who can come up with the most groanworthy status update!!!!

Sure it's Monday Morning what else would you be doing?

Here is my own admittedly terrible effort..

'Ladies cocks are like a bunch of keys... you have to try a few before finding the right one!

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan over a year ago

Out in the sticks

Ladies cocks are like a bunch of keys..??

Been playing with transexuals??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lets see who can come up with the most groanworthy status update!!!!

Sure it's Monday Morning what else would you be doing?

Here is my own admittedly terrible effort..

'Ladies cocks are like a bunch of keys... you have to try a few before finding the right one!

I'm a lady and I don't have a cock...

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

"Lets see who can come up with the most groanworthy status update!!!!

Sure it's Monday Morning what else would you be doing?

Here is my own admittedly terrible effort..

'Ladies cocks are like a bunch of keys... you have to try a few before finding the right one!

I'm a lady and I don't have a cock...

"
he needs to know the difference me thinks

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By *iceguydubMan over a year ago

Will meet for food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lets see who can come up with the most groanworthy status update!!!!

Sure it's Monday Morning what else would you be doing?

Here is my own admittedly terrible effort..

'Ladies cocks are like a bunch of keys... you have to try a few before finding the right one!

Try,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lol just as well I can take a slagging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *andaCouple over a year ago

co down

Not really a pun but one of the best updates I saw recently was " my wife is not bi..... She's like spaghetti.... Straight until she becomes hot and wet".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not really a pun but one of the best updates I saw recently was " my wife is not bi..... She's like spaghetti.... Straight until she becomes hot and wet". "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not really a pun but one of the best updates I saw recently was " my wife is not bi..... She's like spaghetti.... Straight until she becomes hot and wet".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All because of a missing comma...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"All because of a missing comma..."

...or an enormous clitoris

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All because of a missing comma...

...or an enormous clitoris

"Gonzo-ooooooo"

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