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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago
Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun |
The purple cock bit was more in regard to artificial ones. Maybe I should have made it clearer.
You definitelynwouldn't want to touch any guy with a cock looking like some tropical bird.  |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
Limavady |
"Green cock. Hulk smash!"
A guy goes to the doctor as he has a green ring around his cock. He is chatting to another patient in the waiting room and finds he has a red ring around his cock.
The red ring guy goes in to the doc first and comes out a few minutes later with a huge smile on his face. He explains the Doc looked at it, got a bottle from his drawer and just wiped the ring off.
Green ring guy goes in, doc looks and tells the patient that amputation is the only answer.
"What. You just wiped the other guy's off"
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