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"Ah here!!! A whole melon!!  what do ye think we re made of???? Rubber???  "
it was a tongue in cheek comment 
Or a melon in ..... you get my drift tho lol  |
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"Ah here!!! A whole melon!! what do ye think we re made of???? Rubber???
it was a tongue in cheek comment
Or a melon in ..... you get my drift tho lol "
I couldnt fit a melon into my cheek either,the ehhhh cheek of you!... |
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"Ah here!!! A whole melon!! what do ye think we re made of???? Rubber???
it was a tongue in cheek comment
Or a melon in ..... you get my drift tho lol
I couldnt fit a melon into my cheek either,the ehhhh cheek of you!..."
And yet you carry 2 lovely ones around comfortably all day |
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"A water melon -( whole )
I'd love to see a woman handle one
 we do manage to get babies out if there you know. ! "
were talking insertion this time around lol |
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"A water melon -( whole )
I'd love to see a woman handle one
we do manage to get babies out if there you know. !
were talking insertion this time around lol "
So youll have no bother inserting a pencil fully into your urethra,just to get a general idea of the pain? |
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"A water melon -( whole )
I'd love to see a woman handle one
we do manage to get babies out if there you know. !
were talking insertion this time around lol
So youll have no bother inserting a pencil fully into your urethra,just to get a general idea of the pain?"
only if you promise to nurse it back to good health when i'm finished  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"A water melon -( whole )
I'd love to see a woman handle one
we do manage to get babies out if there you know. !
were talking insertion this time around lol
So youll have no bother inserting a pencil fully into your urethra,just to get a general idea of the pain?only if you promise to nurse it back to good health when i'm finished "
Jaysos, amazing what some lads would do to get a shag....  |
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"I'm very tight so you'll maybe get a grape in there 
An orange segment?
Yes that might work
Would citrus fruit not sting the delicate bits It's all part of the 5 a day .  "
Would the 5 a day provide enough sustanence, or would there be a need for meat and two veg
also |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A water melon -( whole )
I'd love to see a woman handle one
we do manage to get babies out if there you know. !
were talking insertion this time around lol
So youll have no bother inserting a pencil fully into your urethra,just to get a general idea of the pain?only if you promise to nurse it back to good health when i'm finished
Jaysos, amazing what some lads would do to get a shag.... "
haha no chance i think some people miss obvious banter |
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"I'm very tight so you'll maybe get a grape in there
An orange segment?
Yes that might work
Would citrus fruit not sting the delicate bits It's all part of the 5 a day . a
Would the 5 a day provide enough sustanence, or would there be a need for meat and two veg
also"
after my grape , I'll definitely be needing my meat and two veg , preferably a good ribeye steak !!! Very very rare , raw even !! Lol |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"A water melon -( whole )
I'd love to see a woman handle one
we do manage to get babies out if there you know. !
were talking insertion this time around lol
So youll have no bother inserting a pencil fully into your urethra,just to get a general idea of the pain?only if you promise to nurse it back to good health when i'm finished
Jaysos, amazing what some lads would do to get a shag.... haha no chance i think some people miss obvious banter "
And some sarcasm  |
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"A water melon -( whole )
I'd love to see a woman handle one
we do manage to get babies out if there you know. !
were talking insertion this time around lol
So youll have no bother inserting a pencil fully into your urethra,just to get a general idea of the pain?only if you promise to nurse it back to good health when i'm finished
Jaysos, amazing what some lads would do to get a shag.... haha no chance i think some people miss obvious banter
And some sarcasm "
Your Good sarcasm was missed
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"A pineapple has to hurt Yikes. !!!
Like a cheesegrater rubbing yer foreskin.... nice mental image that  thanks for putting that out there haha "
Youre welcome!..its almost as nice as imagining a melon in my fionnuala... |
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"A pineapple has to hurt Yikes. !!!
Like a cheesegrater rubbing yer foreskin.... nice mental image that thanks for putting that out there haha
Youre welcome!..its almost as nice as imagining a melon in my fionnuala... "
lol lol .. So its best that somethings are left to the imagination and not shared on the forum |
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"A pineapple has to hurt Yikes. !!!
Like a cheesegrater rubbing yer foreskin.... nice mental image that thanks for putting that out there haha
Youre welcome!..its almost as nice as imagining a melon in my fionnuala... lol lol .. So its best that somethings are left to the imagination and not shared on the forum "
Ta Dah.....  |
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"A pineapple has to hurt Yikes. !!!
Like a cheesegrater rubbing yer foreskin.... nice mental image that thanks for putting that out there haha
Youre welcome!..its almost as nice as imagining a melon in my fionnuala... lol lol .. So its best that somethings are left to the imagination and not shared on the forum
Ta Dah..... "
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