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Hi as you probably guessed by the name what my job was.A funny thing happened one day on my rounds.A women met me at the door invited me in where was met by 2 other ladies cutting the story short the post bag wasn't the only bag to get emptying that day.Have you fabbers any funny stories from your work. |
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"Hi as you probably guessed by the name what my job was.A funny thing happened one day on my rounds.A women met me at the door invited me in where was met by 2 other ladies cutting the story short the post bag wasn't the only bag to get emptying that day.Have you fabbers any funny stories from your work. "
Are you Pat Mustard in disguise ?? |
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"Hi as you probably guessed by the name what my job was.A funny thing happened one day on my rounds.A women met me at the door invited me in where was met by 2 other ladies cutting the story short the post bag wasn't the only bag to get emptying that day.Have you fabbers any funny stories from your work.
Are you Pat Mustard in disguise ??"
He was a milk man.. |
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"Hi as you probably guessed by the name what my job was.A funny thing happened one day on my rounds.A women met me at the door invited me in where was met by 2 other ladies cutting the story short the post bag wasn't the only bag to get emptying that day.Have you fabbers any funny stories from your work.
Are you Pat Mustard in disguise ??"
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"Hi as you probably guessed by the name what my job was.A funny thing happened one day on my rounds.A women met me at the door invited me in where was met by 2 other ladies cutting the story short the post bag wasn't the only bag to get emptying that day.Have you fabbers any funny stories from your work.
Are you Pat Mustard in disguise ??
Lmao havent laughed as hard in ages"
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"Hi as you probably guessed by the name what my job was.A funny thing happened one day on my rounds.A women met me at the door invited me in where was met by 2 other ladies cutting the story short the post bag wasn't the only bag to get emptying that day.Have you fabbers any funny stories from your work.
Are you Pat Mustard in disguise ??"
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"Hi as you probably guessed by the name what my job was.A funny thing happened one day on my rounds.A women met me at the door invited me in where was met by 2 other ladies cutting the story short the post bag wasn't the only bag to get emptying that day.Have you fabbers any funny stories from your work.
Are you Pat Mustard in disguise ??
Lol brilliant "
soooo funny pmsl
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".Have you fabbers any funny stories from your work. "
Yeah, and there was that time working on site when the shovels weren't delivered and the foreman rang me in a panic not sure what to do.
I told him to tell the men to lean against each other until they arrived.
Followed by general confusion when they finally did arrive, and I told them to take their pick...
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Or the paddy who was fired for complaining about the wheelbarrow going squeak, squeak.
Foreman told him it should have been going squeaksqueaksqueak.... |
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Then there was that time when I was working at the zoo, the gorilla was on heat and we needed someone to have sex with it. So I asked the work-experience chap if he would consider shagging it for 500 pounds?
He replied "I will on 3 conditions:
1st I'm not going to kiss it.
2nd my family must never know.
3rd I'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together!"... |
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At uni I worked in a pub.
One day a guy walked into the pub with a cocker spaniel and I said: "No dogs allowed". He said: "You allow guide dogs." I said: "Yes but they are either Alsatians or Labradors." He said, "Ah s***, what have they given me?" |
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"At uni I worked in a pub.
One day a guy walked into the pub with a cocker spaniel and I said: "No dogs allowed". He said: "You allow guide dogs." I said: "Yes but they are either Alsatians or Labradors." He said, "Ah s***, what have they given me?""
If only you got a cent for every laugh. |
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"At uni I worked in a pub.
One day a guy walked into the pub with a cocker spaniel and I said: "No dogs allowed". He said: "You allow guide dogs." I said: "Yes but they are either Alsatians or Labradors." He said, "Ah s***, what have they given me?"
If only you got a cent for every laugh."
To be fair, if I got a million pounds for every laugh I'd still be poor.
(It's the way I tell them)
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Then there was that time I worked in the Guinness factory and one of the workers sadly drowned. "Did you not try to save him?" his wife asked me.
"Yes, and two others, but he kept fighting us off"
"Ahh well, did he at least die quickly?"
"Not really, he got out three times for a piss"
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"Then there was that time when I was working at the zoo, the gorilla was on heat and we needed someone to have sex with it. So I asked the work-experience chap if he would consider shagging it for 500 pounds?
He replied "I will on 3 conditions:
1st I'm not going to kiss it.
2nd my family must never know.
3rd I'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together!"..."
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"Interfering with people's mail is a criminal offence What about interfering with a femail is that also an offence.
Eh yes!!"
Airmail what's your taught s on that. |
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"Interfering with people's mail is a criminal offence What about interfering with a femail is that also an offence.
Eh yes!!Airmail what's your taught s on that."
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