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What's the most random mail you've recieved
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I've had 3 different men message me over the last few years wanting me to approach their wife in a bar, chat her up, sleep with her then tell them all about it. I was heartened by their confidence in my chat up lines.
I also had a guy repeatedly mail me a very specific fantasy where I had to drive to his apartment block, park up and strip naked then head to door where he would buzz me into building. There wow be a mask at the door which I would put on and go to his apartment. Once in the door I would piss all over him, I could cum where I want then leave.
I've wondered if anyone ever took him up on his offer. |
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over a year ago
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"I've had 3 different men message me over the last few years wanting me to approach their wife in a bar, chat her up, sleep with her then tell them all about it. I was heartened by their confidence in my chat up lines.
I also had a guy repeatedly mail me a very specific fantasy where I had to drive to his apartment block, park up and strip naked then head to door where he would buzz me into building. There wow be a mask at the door which I would put on and go to his apartment. Once in the door I would piss all over him, I could cum where I want then leave.
I've wondered if anyone ever took him up on his offer."
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"I've had 3 different men message me over the last few years wanting me to approach their wife in a bar, chat her up, sleep with her then tell them all about it. I was heartened by their confidence in my chat up lines.
I also had a guy repeatedly mail me a very specific fantasy where I had to drive to his apartment block, park up and strip naked then head to door where he would buzz me into building. There wow be a mask at the door which I would put on and go to his apartment. Once in the door I would piss all over him, I could cum where I want then leave.
I've wondered if anyone ever took him up on his offer."
I don't think I'd really be able to cum after pissing all over some naked guy, kind of hard to sustain an erection I'd say, lol |
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I had some guy wanting me to chat his wife up. He was sending a message from a couples profile. Random.. Had a girl trying to sell her services once.. Once I explained she had to pay me she blocked me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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tonights random mail from some shmuck I have never spoken to before who has a cock pic for a face sent me this ... hi slut , does a bitch like you take it the up the arse ? |
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over a year ago
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I've gotten two in the last few wks by people I've never spoken too
Last nights one was
' you can't even fucking spell'
And the one before that was from a couple who then blocked me  saying
'Issues'
Bahahaha I was like, eh ok  |
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There's probably too many to name, some have actually been hilarious.
The one that sticks out the most though Is the one who sent a first message saying he'd eat my shit. The funnier part was the fact that when I'd sent him a message back he'd tried to play it off as something that all lads say to each other when talking about girls |
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over a year ago
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"Guy messaged me to ask me do i know anything about changing a clutch in a car
a girl sent me a picture of her infected foot in reply to me asking her how she was "
Careful what you ask for...you might just get it. |
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A guy answered an ad I had on another site (looking for a lady) and asked if I would check out his girl friend - she had a massage business and he wanted to see if she was offering any other services. Said h would pay for the massage lol |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
My favourite one was a guy claiming he's a professional photographer and offering me a photo shoot. He went on and on outlining the shoot and conditions very detailed in 3 to 4 paragraphs.
Eventually he finished the message with 'alternatively we can forget that whole crap and just fuck'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My favourite one was a guy claiming he's a professional photographer and offering me a photo shoot. He went on and on outlining the shoot and conditions very detailed in 3 to 4 paragraphs.
Eventually he finished the message with 'alternatively we can forget that whole crap and just fuck' "
I'm sure after the charming proposition you accepted!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a charming message this morning
A guy mailed and said
I have always wanted cork shit on my knob 
A keeper "
Specifically the goalkeeper's jersey? Weird. |
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By *-ManMan
over a year ago
Kark |
I got a few mails from one chap that went along the lines of "You can come to my place, I'll be naked, you can fuck me in the ass, cum on me and leave, you don't need to touch me, just fuck my ass"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got a few mails from one chap that went along the lines of "You can come to my place, I'll be naked, you can fuck me in the ass, cum on me and leave, you don't need to touch me, just fuck my ass"
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This sounds like someone I know hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One this morning.want to meet up for some fun. No previous message before this. Read the profile we said. Oh I didn't make it that far down the profile text he says. Er its the third line of the first paragraph. Nowt stranger then some folk on fab.
Tomcat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep getting bloody want to fuck messages from women its annoying dont they know it takes more effort than that ffs "
Shit just told kitty to send you that on viber. Sorry dude didn't realise you wanted to be schmoozed
 tomcat |
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I have had a few weird ones, well again I thought they were weird
A guy offered money to me to let him take pics of me
A guy was going to pay me to use a strap on on him
A guy asked me did I want to see him suck his own cock
And the strangest was a very sexy lady with a strange kink, she wanted me to arrive unclean and wanted me to defeacate (prob spelt wrong) in her mouth
Please note I did not take any of these offers up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My favourite one was a guy claiming he's a professional photographer and offering me a photo shoot. He went on and on outlining the shoot and conditions very detailed in 3 to 4 paragraphs.
Eventually he finished the message with 'alternatively we can forget that whole crap and just fuck' "
We had a guy like that claiming to be a professional photographer (he could be) who wanted to take a series of photos of the look on my face while he fucked Casey
Lee |
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I've had too many to mention.
A few favourites were can I buy your worn panties? He was willing to part with €120 I really should have
Porn shoots and photo shoot stuff.
One guy sent a message saying he was staying at such and such hotel in room number 409 and to arrive at 11pm and knock 3 times on the door. He's still waiting bless.
One guy asked was it wrong to be fucking his sister? I told him I wasn't a agony aunt (reported and profile removed)
And the most recent I'll give you all the and alcohol you want if you spend the night with me. Fuckwit!
Gotta laugh though
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"I've had too many to mention.
A few favourites were can I buy your worn panties? He was willing to part with €120 I really should have
Porn shoots and photo shoot stuff.
One guy sent a message saying he was staying at such and such hotel in room number 409 and to arrive at 11pm and knock 3 times on the door. He's still waiting bless.
One guy asked was it wrong to be fucking his sister? I told him I wasn't a agony aunt (reported and profile removed)
And the most recent I'll give you all the and alcohol you want if you spend the night with me. Fuckwit!
Gotta laugh though
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ffs at least he could have offered fanta or lemonade too not everyone likes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Winder of today's weirdo message was 'have you ever been fucked in the ass in the back of a transit van'
Nope can't say I have .
Omg I got that one a few days ago lol promptly deleted n blocked "
It must usually work if he's using it a lot |
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Have had some strange and random requests but most recent that sticks out in my mind was: Do you want to know a secret about my step mother.......... She has a big strap on in her drawer and I want her to use it on me!!
Lol not sure what he wanted me to do about it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Las t crazy msg I got was-''I want to have your babies :o you are so hot happy NY x''
I couldn't not take screen shot and sent to friend:D
Sometimes I so love block button |
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"I got a message from a woman saying don't clean your cock for a week then come over and let me suck you off... urghhh..
Ffs "
Had to shower just at the thought of it... instant block. |
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"Winder of today's weirdo message was 'have you ever been fucked in the ass in the back of a transit van'
Nope can't say I have .
Omg I got that one a few days ago lol promptly deleted n blocked "
Not wishing to sound any posher then I already do..
but I can offer both Snowy & Miss Poppins the same said opportunity in a Mercedes Van...oh yeah... |
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Oh I just thought of another one I got from some lad 'on tour' anyway dragged the conversation on to find out what the hell he was on about. He tried to tell me he'd be in Dublin for a few nights as he was on tour with ed sheeran |
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"Winder of today's weirdo message was 'have you ever been fucked in the ass in the back of a transit van'
Nope can't say I have .
Omg I got that one a few days ago lol promptly deleted n blocked
Not wishing to sound any posher then I already do..
but I can offer both Snowy & Miss Poppins the same said opportunity in a Mercedes Van...oh yeah..."
Teeheehee Ollie u lost me on the van part  |
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"Winder of today's weirdo message was 'have you ever been fucked in the ass in the back of a transit van'
Nope can't say I have .
Omg I got that one a few days ago lol promptly deleted n blocked
Not wishing to sound any posher then I already do..
but I can offer both Snowy & Miss Poppins the same said opportunity in a Mercedes Van...oh yeah...
Teeheehee Ollie u lost me on the van part "
Me too... No if you had said a Renault van we might have had a deal |
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"Winder of today's weirdo message was 'have you ever been fucked in the ass in the back of a transit van'
Nope can't say I have .
Omg I got that one a few days ago lol promptly deleted n blocked
Not wishing to sound any posher then I already do..
but I can offer both Snowy & Miss Poppins the same said opportunity in a Mercedes Van...oh yeah...
Teeheehee Ollie u lost me on the van part
Me too... No if you had said a Renault van we might have had a deal "
A Renault? ...really?
You know the best thing about Renault's don't you?
It's the heated rear Window.
Keeps your hands warm when you're pushing it..... |
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