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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh yes this is happening and also featuring a very hot Wonder Woman!!
Anyway it's a no brainer whos better 
Superman is Super!!!!
Batman is rich with a car and utility belt  |
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"Oh yes this is happening and also featuring a very hot Wonder Woman!!
Anyway it's a no brainer whos better
Superman is Super!!!!
Batman is rich with a car and utility belt "
Ah it's batman for me kaizer
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh yes this is happening and also featuring a very hot Wonder Woman!!
Anyway it's a no brainer whos better
Superman is Super!!!!
Batman is rich with a car and utility belt
Ah it's batman for me kaizer
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmmmm? Ice cold fortress of solitude with nowhere warm to snuggle up or a cave. Under a huge fuck-off mansion. With a butler. And a sidekick. And a cool car. And a plane. And a helicopter. And a cat woman. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hmmmmm? Ice cold fortress of solitude with nowhere warm to snuggle up or a cave. Under a huge fuck-off mansion. With a butler. And a sidekick. And a cool car. And a plane. And a helicopter. And a cat woman."
And for that reason Krypton's favourite son kicks ass  |
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Superman was born with his gifts, Batman had to train to peak physical condition,
Superman is predictable and boy scout-esque,
Batman uses his smarts and Superman's own personality against him
Superman is a great character, but he's no Batman.
Henry Cavill vs. Ben Affleck? I'm sure they wouldn't have to post about how single guys have no luck here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's my Wonder Woman???
I want her...
What she got ? The belt of truth
Might be handy on here at times  "
Whats she got 
Are ya mad???
She has everything  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Superman was born with his gifts - he's a big standard kryptonian
Batman had to train to peak physical condition - born a billionaire with state of the art facilities
Superman is predictable and boy scout-esque - you obviously haven't seen Superman on bourbon
Batman uses his smarts - alfred is the brains"
Superman has heat vision, xray vision, faster than a speeding bullet and can travel through space and time!!
Even Clarke Kent won a Pulitzer prize |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh yes this is happening and also featuring a very hot Wonder Woman!!
Anyway it's a no brainer whos better
Superman is Super!!!!
Batman is rich with a car and utility belt "
Cat woman is way more fun though lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Superman is Henry cavill.. Enough said. I would tie that man in my attic and never ever let him leave. He is delicious 
I'd do the same to you!!  "
Only Henry cavill is allowed tie me up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Superman is Henry cavill.. Enough said. I would tie that man in my attic and never ever let him leave. He is delicious
I'd do the same to you!!
Only Henry cavill is allowed tie me up "
That's ok, I could handle you being unleashed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Superman is Henry cavill.. Enough said. I would tie that man in my attic and never ever let him leave. He is delicious
I'd do the same to you!!
Only Henry cavill is allowed tie me up
That's ok, I could handle you being unleashed!"
I doubt it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Superman is Henry cavill.. Enough said. I would tie that man in my attic and never ever let him leave. He is delicious
I'd do the same to you!!
Only Henry cavill is allowed tie me up
That's ok, I could handle you being unleashed!
I doubt it "
Sounds like a challenge....try me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Superman is Henry cavill.. Enough said. I would tie that man in my attic and never ever let him leave. He is delicious
I'd do the same to you!!
Only Henry cavill is allowed tie me up
That's ok, I could handle you being unleashed!
I doubt it
Sounds like a challenge....try me "
Ha ha I think I'll pass but thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So does no one care about suicide squad? ? The chick in Wolf of wall Street plays harley quinn.
Delicious...
And superman has lazer eye beam things. Kick batmans arse so he would |
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"So does no one care about suicide squad? ? The chick in Wolf of wall Street plays harley quinn.
Delicious...
And superman has lazer eye beam things. Kick batmans arse so he would "
Oh I'm looking forward to suicide squad trust. As for kaziers question no matter how super superman is he's a boy scout wouldn't go the places would. Batman would kick supermans ass by getting down and dirty after researching and finish the man of steels weaknesses. And if you don't believe me just read the injustice series.
Tomcat
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"So does no one care about suicide squad? ? The chick in Wolf of wall Street plays harley quinn.
Delicious...
And superman has lazer eye beam things. Kick batmans arse so he would
Oh I'm looking forward to suicide squad trust. As for kaziers question no matter how super superman is he's a boy scout wouldn't go the places would. Batman would kick supermans ass by getting down and dirty after researching and finish the man of steels weaknesses. And if you don't believe me just read the injustice series.
Tomcat
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Has Kaizer gone mad the man is SUPER people!
Batman is a fricken high tech ninja
Now The Hulk v Superman that's a different story |
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"Oh yes this is happening and also featuring a very hot Wonder Woman!!
Anyway it's a no brainer whos better
Superman is Super!!!!
Batman is rich with a car and utility belt "
While yes Superman is quite literally super and I do love Superman,he is a bit of a douche in CK mode whereas Batman aka Bruce Wayne is a billionaire philanthropist playboy ala Tony Stark but a whole lot darker and more interesting.plus he lives in GOTHAM BEEATCH!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So does no one care about suicide squad? ? The chick in Wolf of wall Street plays harley quinn.
Delicious...
And superman has lazer eye beam things. Kick batmans arse so he would
Oh I'm looking forward to suicide squad trust. As for kaziers question no matter how super superman is he's a boy scout wouldn't go the places would. Batman would kick supermans ass by getting down and dirty after researching and finish the man of steels weaknesses. And if you don't believe me just read the injustice series.
Tomcat
Has Kaizer gone mad the man is SUPER people!
Batman is a fricken high tech ninja
Now The Hulk v Superman that's a different story "
You must of kazier cause your dreaming. Don't believe me read up on it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So does no one care about suicide squad? ? The chick in Wolf of wall Street plays harley quinn.
Delicious...
And superman has lazer eye beam things. Kick batmans arse so he would
Oh I'm looking forward to suicide squad trust. As for kaziers question no matter how super superman is he's a boy scout wouldn't go the places would. Batman would kick supermans ass by getting down and dirty after researching and finish the man of steels weaknesses. And if you don't believe me just read the injustice series.
Tomcat
Has Kaizer gone mad the man is SUPER people!
Batman is a fricken high tech ninja
Now The Hulk v Superman that's a different story
You must of kazier cause your dreaming. Don't believe me read up on it. "
Read up on it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Superman is always getting done by a fairly dim supervillain and a piece of rock, and batman has all the cool toys
Dunno if ill like the new batman mind |
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Superman would win without question. He is a god on earth and not only has he super reaction speed, X-ray and infra red vision which will ultimately find weakness in all bat mans technology, he also has an idetic memory......oh yes and he can FLY people which means he can transport the fight to an inhospitable location in the blink of an eye.
Oh and incase the ladies are still unsure......batman maybe all mysterious and shit but can he vibrate his cock at super speed causing untold pleasures.....I think not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So does no one care about suicide squad? ? The chick in Wolf of wall Street plays harley quinn.
Delicious...
And superman has lazer eye beam things. Kick batmans arse so he would
Oh I'm looking forward to suicide squad trust. As for kaziers question no matter how super superman is he's a boy scout wouldn't go the places would. Batman would kick supermans ass by getting down and dirty after researching and finish the man of steels weaknesses. And if you don't believe me just read the injustice series.
Tomcat
Has Kaizer gone mad the man is SUPER people!
Batman is a fricken high tech ninja
Now The Hulk v Superman that's a different story
You must of kazier cause your dreaming. Don't believe me read up on it.
Read up on it "
Yes read. I'm assuming kazier can read |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"New series of Gotham starting next week Kaiser...
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU HAHAHAHAHA"
Eh Kaizer's grooming his beard next week
#watchingpaintdry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So does no one care about suicide squad? ? The chick in Wolf of wall Street plays harley quinn.
Delicious...
And superman has lazer eye beam things. Kick batmans arse so he would
Oh I'm looking forward to suicide squad trust. As for kaziers question no matter how super superman is he's a boy scout wouldn't go the places would. Batman would kick supermans ass by getting down and dirty after researching and finish the man of steels weaknesses. And if you don't believe me just read the injustice series.
Tomcat
Has Kaizer gone mad the man is SUPER people!
Batman is a fricken high tech ninja
Now The Hulk v Superman that's a different story
You must of kazier cause your dreaming. Don't believe me read up on it.
Read up on it
Yes read. I'm assuming kazier can read "
Kaizer can read with his eyes closed and two hands tied behind his back
So where can one read up on this factual based account of Batman beating Superman to death?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Superman is always getting done by a fairly dim supervillain and a piece of rock, and batman has all the cool toys
Dunno if ill like the new batman mind "
And the Penguin or Riddler are geniuses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So does no one care about suicide squad? ? The chick in Wolf of wall Street plays harley quinn.
Delicious...
And superman has lazer eye beam things. Kick batmans arse so he would
Oh I'm looking forward to suicide squad trust. As for kaziers question no matter how super superman is he's a boy scout wouldn't go the places would. Batman would kick supermans ass by getting down and dirty after researching and finish the man of steels weaknesses. And if you don't believe me just read the injustice series.
Tomcat
Has Kaizer gone mad the man is SUPER people!
Batman is a fricken high tech ninja
Now The Hulk v Superman that's a different story
You must of kazier cause your dreaming. Don't believe me read up on it.
Read up on it
Yes read. I'm assuming kazier can read
Kaizer can read with his eyes closed and two hands tied behind his back
So where can one read up on this factual based account of Batman beating Superman to death?!"
Injustice storyline
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Frank Millers "Dark Knight Returns" deals with a fight between them too, my personal preference. The line at end still makes me shiver years later
"I want you to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember.. my hand.. at your throat.. I want.. you to remember... the one man who beat you"
The whole comic deals with why Supes can't win, his weakness isn't in his power, it's his psychology.
.... Shouldn't a sex site site be less nerdy?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frank Millers "Dark Knight Returns" deals with a fight between them too, my personal preference. The line at end still makes me shiver years later
"I want you to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember.. my hand.. at your throat.. I want.. you to remember... the one man who beat you"
The whole comic deals with why Supes can't win, his weakness isn't in his power, it's his psychology.
.... Shouldn't a sex site site be less nerdy? "
Oops id actually forgot about that series
Tomcat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Frank Millers "Dark Knight Returns" deals with a fight between them too, my personal preference. The line at end still makes me shiver years later
"I want you to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember.. my hand.. at your throat.. I want.. you to remember... the one man who beat you"
The whole comic deals with why Supes can't win, his weakness isn't in his power, it's his psychology.
.... Shouldn't a sex site site be less nerdy?
Oops id actually forgot about that series
Tomcat "
Ah that's all hear say |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frank Millers "Dark Knight Returns" deals with a fight between them too, my personal preference. The line at end still makes me shiver years later
"I want you to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember.. my hand.. at your throat.. I want.. you to remember... the one man who beat you"
The whole comic deals with why Supes can't win, his weakness isn't in his power, it's his psychology.
.... Shouldn't a sex site site be less nerdy?
Oops id actually forgot about that series
Tomcat
Ah that's all hear say "
No that's a band created by that pop stars show in the early 2000s. If your finding it hard to admit that the man of steel would have his cape handed to him by the dark knight after being pointed twice in the direction of two storylines well all hope for enlightenment for you is gone.
Tomcat  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Frank Millers "Dark Knight Returns" deals with a fight between them too, my personal preference. The line at end still makes me shiver years later
"I want you to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember.. my hand.. at your throat.. I want.. you to remember... the one man who beat you"
The whole comic deals with why Supes can't win, his weakness isn't in his power, it's his psychology.
.... Shouldn't a sex site site be less nerdy?
Oops id actually forgot about that series
Tomcat
Ah that's all hear say
No that's a band created by that pop stars show in the early 2000s. If your finding it hard to admit that the man of steel would have his cape handed to him by the dark knight after being pointed twice in the direction of two storylines well all hope for enlightenment for you is gone.
Tomcat "
Don't buy it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Lazer eyes can fly super speed strength impervious to bullets
As opposed to a rich prick in a gimp suit
Though batman had a better disguise
Clark those specs and parting your hair the other way isn't fooling anyone
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frank Millers "Dark Knight Returns" deals with a fight between them too, my personal preference. The line at end still makes me shiver years later
"I want you to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember.. my hand.. at your throat.. I want.. you to remember... the one man who beat you"
The whole comic deals with why Supes can't win, his weakness isn't in his power, it's his psychology.
.... Shouldn't a sex site site be less nerdy?
Oops id actually forgot about that series
Tomcat
Ah that's all hear say
No that's a band created by that pop stars show in the early 2000s. If your finding it hard to admit that the man of steel would have his cape handed to him by the dark knight after being pointed twice in the direction of two storylines well all hope for enlightenment for you is gone.
Tomcat
Don't buy it "
So why post a thread asking who would beat who in that case 
Tomcat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Frank Millers "Dark Knight Returns" deals with a fight between them too, my personal preference. The line at end still makes me shiver years later
"I want you to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember.. my hand.. at your throat.. I want.. you to remember... the one man who beat you"
The whole comic deals with why Supes can't win, his weakness isn't in his power, it's his psychology.
.... Shouldn't a sex site site be less nerdy?
Oops id actually forgot about that series
Tomcat
Ah that's all hear say
No that's a band created by that pop stars show in the early 2000s. If your finding it hard to admit that the man of steel would have his cape handed to him by the dark knight after being pointed twice in the direction of two storylines well all hope for enlightenment for you is gone.
Tomcat
Don't buy it
So why post a thread asking who would beat who in that case
Tomcat "
"Who's better"
Too have a discussion, a discussion that will not change Kaizers belief
That's what makes the world go round Mr Tomcat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frank Millers "Dark Knight Returns" deals with a fight between them too, my personal preference. The line at end still makes me shiver years later
"I want you to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember.. my hand.. at your throat.. I want.. you to remember... the one man who beat you"
The whole comic deals with why Supes can't win, his weakness isn't in his power, it's his psychology.
.... Shouldn't a sex site site be less nerdy?
Oops id actually forgot about that series
Tomcat
Ah that's all hear say
No that's a band created by that pop stars show in the early 2000s. If your finding it hard to admit that the man of steel would have his cape handed to him by the dark knight after being pointed twice in the direction of two storylines well all hope for enlightenment for you is gone.
Tomcat
Don't buy it
So why post a thread asking who would beat who in that case
Tomcat
"Who's better"
Too have a discussion, a discussion that will not change Kaizers belief
That's what makes the world go round Mr Tomcat "
Such a pity kazier is wrong. Oh well.
Tomcat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Frank Millers "Dark Knight Returns" deals with a fight between them too, my personal preference. The line at end still makes me shiver years later
"I want you to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember.. my hand.. at your throat.. I want.. you to remember... the one man who beat you"
The whole comic deals with why Supes can't win, his weakness isn't in his power, it's his psychology.
.... Shouldn't a sex site site be less nerdy?
Oops id actually forgot about that series
Tomcat
Ah that's all hear say
No that's a band created by that pop stars show in the early 2000s. If your finding it hard to admit that the man of steel would have his cape handed to him by the dark knight after being pointed twice in the direction of two storylines well all hope for enlightenment for you is gone.
Tomcat
Don't buy it
So why post a thread asking who would beat who in that case
Tomcat
"Who's better"
Too have a discussion, a discussion that will not change Kaizers belief
That's what makes the world go round Mr Tomcat
Such a pity kazier is wrong. Oh well.
Tomcat "
Not in this lifetime or the next |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where's my Wonder Woman???
I want her...
You're not the only one
Amy does have a wonder woman outfit. I sometimes like her to wear it lol."
Was just wondering does she put it on in a phone box in Galway and morph into her Dickhunter character |
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