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Coffee Meets ,Be Vigilant Ladies

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was just reading one of those lists of weird news stories form last year when I happened across this one

A Minnesota hardware-store employee with a crush on a female co-worker repeatedly ejaculated into her coffee in an attempt to attract her attention, police said.

So treat any requests for coffee meets with caution and maybe avoid any beverages with foamy creamy toppings .

If you reckon you have been a victim of a coffee cup jizzer maybe share your grief a support group could be put in place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Even if one was twisted enough it'd be kind of hard to "cream" someone's coffee in the middle of a busy cafe....

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By *ierycrackWoman over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!

I often wondered why my latte took so long

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By *ingerrrrWoman over a year ago

Meath

*vomit*

How did she not notice??

But seriously.. Imagine meeting someone in a Starbucks and they're like trying to cream yer coffee for ya..lol

Glad I always ask for soya milk..

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By *aid backMan over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

who the fuck has frothy cum ?

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Always wondered why people on here are obsessed with coffee meets...

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By *ingerrrrWoman over a year ago

Meath

Reminds me of the post in the lounge about lumpy cum, even thinking about it makes me want to barf!

(Supposedly it's due to dehydration)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guess you'd naturally assume he meant sugar when he said "one lump or 2?"...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

I was asked by a lady here if I'd come for a coffee with her. Feck, is that what she meant, the duurty hoor?

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

Jesus...this gives a whole new meaning to spiking your drink!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha loving this !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bwahahaha .. loving this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sure if it's on the internet then it must be true...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who the fuck has frothy cum ? "

He must have put it in and then frothed the drink...meaning other customers might have got a bit of cum in their drinks too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who the fuck has frothy cum ? "

Everyone if you want to see my trick of swallowing then making it reappear...

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By *oveyou2Couple over a year ago

somewhere Kerry

Wonder did he burn his Micky in the process. I am just trying to visualise a guy behind a counter at a coffee machine. Cups and saucers flying in all directions as he pulls away. I honestly am pissing myself laughing here at the thought of it. The best thread I've seen in two years.

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