Excellent ! Sad to see that most of the other slogans about women are all about slut-shaming or ugliness though. From my experience with blokes, this is usually an indication that they secretly fancy the target of the joke.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't I fla ya need buy ya chips...

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By *ustjimmykerryMan over a year ago

Limerick

"Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?

Daz wouldn't shift him

The tide wouldn't take him out

I wouldn't ride him into battle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't take her out with a 12 bore shotgun !

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By *olita xxWoman over a year ago

derry

Well polish my balls and serve me a milkshake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well polish my balls and serve me a milkshake "

Would you like to see a magic trick?

Yes sir I would

Well touch it and watch it grow

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By *olita xxWoman over a year ago

derry

What's the capital of Thailand ???

Bang cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woman " oh you smell nice, what have you got on?"

Man " I've got a hard on, but I didn't know you could smell it!"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He'd stick it in a crack on a plate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ya couldn't get your hole in a packet of polos

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Ya couldn't get your hole in a packet of polos "

Ohhh dear god!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ya couldn't get your hole in a packet of polos

Ohhh dear god!!!

Ya couldn't get a ride in mosney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was told once "id buck a black eye"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best part of him ran down his mother's leg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The best part of him ran down his mother's leg"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You must have been the last of the bag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The best part of him ran down his mother's leg

Haha"

My ex wasn't happy when I said it to him in front of all his mates

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The best part of him ran down his mother's leg

Haha

My ex wasn't happy when I said it to him in front of all his mates"

I bet nothing like an auld cut down lol!! You're a bold one!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If one of your legs was Ireland and if your other leg was England I wouldn't mind resting my head in the Isle of Man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm quiet fond of the larger ladies and one of my mates gave me some advice before we went out one night 'if ya can't lift her don't shift her' needless to say it was lost on me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'I reckon your pussy has seen more action than Helmand province' - Frankie Boyle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's seen more German helmets than Hitler.

She's been in more bushes than Rambo.

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By *ittleman300Man over a year ago

tralee

There's more gone down on her, than there did go down in the titanic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You couldn't carry cocks to her in a wheelbarrow.

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