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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello again on the countdown to 5pm so heres one for you worst message youve recieved on fab??? Should it have been rude ... disrespectful or whatever  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate those , I'm in Dublin for the night' messages..
Or when someone mails you and two mins later they mail u again n so on so forth..
I don't think I've ever got a really bad abusive message .. But I wouldn't give a shit if I did  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The worst one I ever had was "hey, I'm in room number 142 in *****'s Hotel. Come up and see me sometime. I'll be there until 11 am"
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I saw it at noon  "
Ouch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice legs..what time do they open...
Im gonna have sex with you shortly,you may as well be there to enjoy it.
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Is it just me but is there some great humour in these haha  |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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One of mine was an unsolicited 'mug pic?'. I assume they were referring to a face pic request that they just couldn't 'verbalise'....  . Plenty of other weird ones too, sometimes randomly b*tching randomly about other people.... Weirdos |
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"Nice legs..what time do they open...
Im gonna have sex with you shortly,you may as well be there to enjoy it.
Is it just me but is there some great humour in these haha "
Depends if your humour is warped like theirs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg the funniest thing just happened, I went to work without my pants”
She lived in the North East, I'm in ireland and had never seen her profile before....nor ever gain (if that's the funniest thing then she has a lot of life in front of her lol)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A M part of a couple:
"I'm in your area in 30 minutes if you fancy a quick bj"
Kaizer is a busy professional individual!! What type of society would we have if we all down tools for "quick bjs" - shiver me timbers
Also Kaizer is clearly a highly testosterone fueled hetro manbeast
Other than that all mails are great |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A M part of a couple:
"I'm in your area in 30 minutes if you fancy a quick bj"
Kaizer is a busy professional individual!! What type of society would we have if we all down tools for "quick bjs" - shiver me timbers
Also Kaizer is clearly a highly testosterone fueled hetro manbeast
Other than that all mails are great "
'Any' mails are great |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A M part of a couple:
"I'm in your area in 30 minutes if you fancy a quick bj"
Kaizer is a busy professional individual!! What type of society would we have if we all down tools for "quick bjs" - shiver me timbers
Also Kaizer is clearly a highly testosterone fueled hetro manbeast
Other than that all mails are great
'Any' mails are great "
From a certain catchment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A M part of a couple:
"I'm in your area in 30 minutes if you fancy a quick bj"
Kaizer is a busy professional individual!! What type of society would we have if we all down tools for "quick bjs" - shiver me timbers
Also Kaizer is clearly a highly testosterone fueled hetro manbeast
Other than that all mails are great
'Any' mails are great
From a certain catchment "
Yea female |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A M part of a couple:
"I'm in your area in 30 minutes if you fancy a quick bj"
Kaizer is a busy professional individual!! What type of society would we have if we all down tools for "quick bjs" - shiver me timbers
Also Kaizer is clearly a highly testosterone fueled hetro manbeast
Other than that all mails are great
'Any' mails are great
From a certain catchment
Yea female "
Yes 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't mind fuckin fat chicks .....or my favorite ( that I get every week without ever replying ) is I'll meet you in the local woods & I'll even buy you lidl vodka |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A M part of a couple:
"I'm in your area in 30 minutes if you fancy a quick bj"
Kaizer is a busy professional individual!! What type of society would we have if we all down tools for "quick bjs" - shiver me timbers
Also Kaizer is clearly a highly testosterone fueled hetro manbeast
Other than that all mails are great
'Any' mails are great
From a certain catchment
Yea female
Ah that one a year must be so exciting
Yes
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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The worst one i got was 'Met a lady from Enniskillen she slowly shit into my mouth as she masterbated would you be into the same?'
Hmmmmm......no and block lol. Funnily enough, sender is NLOS  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favourite was a guy who seemed normal enough but while chatting to him on kik started showing his true colours... sent me pictures of a gun and a set of knives he was going to use on me to teach me a lesson for being a "rude b*tch"  |
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"My favourite was a guy who seemed normal enough but while chatting to him on kik started showing his true colours... sent me pictures of a gun and a set of knives he was going to use on me to teach me a lesson for being a "rude b*tch" "
Oh my god......!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My favourite was a guy who seemed normal enough but while chatting to him on kik started showing his true colours... sent me pictures of a gun and a set of knives he was going to use on me to teach me a lesson for being a "rude b*tch"
That conversation got wayyyyy out of control, my apologies "
Ah _ilder, you know I loved the pic you sent me!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My favourite was a guy who seemed normal enough but while chatting to him on kik started showing his true colours... sent me pictures of a gun and a set of knives he was going to use on me to teach me a lesson for being a "rude b*tch" "
Thats got im a serial killer written all over it you dodged one there |
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"My favourite was a guy who seemed normal enough but while chatting to him on kik started showing his true colours... sent me pictures of a gun and a set of knives he was going to use on me to teach me a lesson for being a "rude b*tch"
Thats got im a serial killer written all over it you dodged one there"
Plenty of em on here lurking in the shadows imo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had 'you look hot for a chubby chick' lots of times.
The funniest I think was a guy saying he'd send me credit if I just rang him and laughed down the phone at his teeny penis. I declined. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" there really is no hope for the rest of us haha"
The nutty ones make the normal ones look more appealing so I wouldn't worry, unless you're one of the nutty ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had 'you look hot for a chubby chick' lots of times.
The funniest I think was a guy saying he'd send me credit if I just rang him and laughed down the phone at his teeny penis. I declined. "
A bit of exercise and you would be really hot but that guy will still be a idiot you can't change that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had 'you look hot for a chubby chick' lots of times.
The funniest I think was a guy saying he'd send me credit if I just rang him and laughed down the phone at his teeny penis. I declined.
A bit of exercise and you would be really hot but that guy will still be a idiot you can't change that "
Lol. I couldn't care less what guys I'll never meet think of me, I'll excercise my right to block the morons, that's exercise enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had 'you look hot for a chubby chick' lots of times.
The funniest I think was a guy saying he'd send me credit if I just rang him and laughed down the phone at his teeny penis. I declined.
A bit of exercise and you would be really hot but that guy will still be a idiot you can't change that "
Pot and kettle
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got a message from a woman who had only been on site a few days telling me that I had all sorts of stds and you name it because of all the people I had met . At the time I had I think 5 reviews. I replied to her and she became very nasty. Lovely woman not lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate getting messages saying "Hi" and that's all.. How do even make a conversation from that !!
Maybe they're a parrot who's forgotten the words to Slim Shady Hi my name is....."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmm...'ur not my type '...got this one and was totally gutted, almost left fab and found it really hard to deal with....
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...eh..you did mean worst message you got today didn't you???.. ...eh..before 10am????.... |
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