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Three men die in a car accident Christmas eve.They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven.On entering they must present something Christmassy.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a cracker , so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of panties.
Confused at this last gesture , St. Peter asks "How do these represent Christmas?"
- They're Carol's  |
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"Three men die in a car accident Christmas eve.They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven.On entering they must present something Christmassy.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a cracker , so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of panties.
Confused at this last gesture , St. Peter asks "How do these represent Christmas?"
- They're Carol's "
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"Stick that avatar on public till get a Perve at ya  done 
Thanks was going blind there lol"
haha when I wanna see them little pics I screenshoot them and then zoom on my phone only when I'm reading this do I relise how fuckin Pervy that sounds say the block buttons are going like 90 haha |
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"Lets hear your confession"
hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
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"Stick that avatar on public till get a Perve at ya done
Thanks was going blind there lol haha when I wanna see them little pics I screenshoot them and then zoom on my phone only when I'm reading this do I relise how fuckin Pervy that sounds say the block buttons are going like 90 haha "
Na I just ask no shame me |
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"Stick that avatar on public till get a Perve at ya done
Thanks was going blind there lol haha when I wanna see them little pics I screenshoot them and then zoom on my phone only when I'm reading this do I relise how fuckin Pervy that sounds say the block buttons are going like 90 haha
Na I just ask no shame me "
I don't have patience to wait for them to do it haha |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha "
Get to the good stuff my child |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child"
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"C'mon over here til I unbore ya oh now THIS people is how you unbore someone take notes I'm on the way sexy haha
Hurry on I'm warming up your supper mmmm what's for supper "
Me of course! |
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"C'mon over here til I unbore ya oh now THIS people is how you unbore someone take notes I'm on the way sexy haha
Hurry on I'm warming up your supper mmmm what's for supper
Me of course! "
ah I'm horny now fuck ya Pria hahaha |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha "
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box"
either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha "
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining"
oh god I was gonna say something there Defo would of been getting a ban hahaha |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining oh god I was gonna say something there Defo would of been getting a ban hahaha"
But are you not entertained at the thought of it |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining oh god I was gonna say something there Defo would of been getting a ban hahaha
But are you not entertained at the thought of it"
it's the keeping me entertained part is the HARD part |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining oh god I was gonna say something there Defo would of been getting a ban hahaha
But are you not entertained at the thought of it it's the keeping me entertained part is the HARD part "
Why, cant you keep it up?
The staying entertained I mean of course |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining oh god I was gonna say something there Defo would of been getting a ban hahaha
But are you not entertained at the thought of it it's the keeping me entertained part is the HARD part
Why, cant you keep it up?
The staying entertained I mean of course"
hahaha I don't have problems of keeping things up ur confusing the little brain I have now haha  |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha "
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining oh god I was gonna say something there Defo would of been getting a ban hahaha
But are you not entertained at the thought of it it's the keeping me entertained part is the HARD part
Why, cant you keep it up?
The staying entertained I mean of course hahaha I don't have problems of keeping things up ur confusing the little brain I have now haha "
Little?????? |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining oh god I was gonna say something there Defo would of been getting a ban hahaha
But are you not entertained at the thought of it it's the keeping me entertained part is the HARD part
Why, cant you keep it up?
The staying entertained I mean of course hahaha I don't have problems of keeping things up ur confusing the little brain I have now haha
Little??????"
oh stop talking will ya haha giz a wank haha |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining oh god I was gonna say something there Defo would of been getting a ban hahaha
But are you not entertained at the thought of it it's the keeping me entertained part is the HARD part
Why, cant you keep it up?
The staying entertained I mean of course hahaha I don't have problems of keeping things up ur confusing the little brain I have now haha
Little?????? oh stop talking will ya haha giz a wank haha "
You wanted me to wait for you to ask??????? |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining oh god I was gonna say something there Defo would of been getting a ban hahaha
But are you not entertained at the thought of it it's the keeping me entertained part is the HARD part
Why, cant you keep it up?
The staying entertained I mean of course hahaha I don't have problems of keeping things up ur confusing the little brain I have now haha
Little?????? oh stop talking will ya haha giz a wank haha
You wanted me to wait for you to ask??????? "
well u just keep taking less talking man more wanking haha |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining oh god I was gonna say something there Defo would of been getting a ban hahaha
But are you not entertained at the thought of it it's the keeping me entertained part is the HARD part
Why, cant you keep it up?
The staying entertained I mean of course hahaha I don't have problems of keeping things up ur confusing the little brain I have now haha
Little?????? oh stop talking will ya haha giz a wank haha
You wanted me to wait for you to ask??????? well u just keep taking less talking man more wanking haha "
I tell the alter boys the same thing
strange that |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining oh god I was gonna say something there Defo would of been getting a ban hahaha
But are you not entertained at the thought of it it's the keeping me entertained part is the HARD part
Why, cant you keep it up?
The staying entertained I mean of course hahaha I don't have problems of keeping things up ur confusing the little brain I have now haha
Little?????? oh stop talking will ya haha giz a wank haha
You wanted me to wait for you to ask??????? well u just keep taking less talking man more wanking haha
I tell the alter boys the same thing
strange that"
hahaha ya dirty bollox |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining oh god I was gonna say something there Defo would of been getting a ban hahaha
But are you not entertained at the thought of it it's the keeping me entertained part is the HARD part
Why, cant you keep it up?
The staying entertained I mean of course hahaha I don't have problems of keeping things up ur confusing the little brain I have now haha
Little?????? oh stop talking will ya haha giz a wank haha
You wanted me to wait for you to ask??????? well u just keep taking less talking man more wanking haha
I tell the alter boys the same thing
strange that hahaha ya dirty bollox "
Pot kettle black comes to mind |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining oh god I was gonna say something there Defo would of been getting a ban hahaha
But are you not entertained at the thought of it it's the keeping me entertained part is the HARD part
Why, cant you keep it up?
The staying entertained I mean of course hahaha I don't have problems of keeping things up ur confusing the little brain I have now haha
Little?????? oh stop talking will ya haha giz a wank haha
You wanted me to wait for you to ask??????? well u just keep taking less talking man more wanking haha
I tell the alter boys the same thing
strange that hahaha ya dirty bollox
Pot kettle black comes to mind"
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining oh god I was gonna say something there Defo would of been getting a ban hahaha
But are you not entertained at the thought of it it's the keeping me entertained part is the HARD part
Why, cant you keep it up?
The staying entertained I mean of course hahaha I don't have problems of keeping things up ur confusing the little brain I have now haha
Little?????? oh stop talking will ya haha giz a wank haha
You wanted me to wait for you to ask??????? well u just keep taking less talking man more wanking haha
I tell the alter boys the same thing
strange that hahaha ya dirty bollox
Pot kettle black comes to mind iv been reasonably good tonight "
One could almost say pious
But the good father knows better |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining oh god I was gonna say something there Defo would of been getting a ban hahaha
But are you not entertained at the thought of it it's the keeping me entertained part is the HARD part
Why, cant you keep it up?
The staying entertained I mean of course hahaha I don't have problems of keeping things up ur confusing the little brain I have now haha
Little?????? oh stop talking will ya haha giz a wank haha
You wanted me to wait for you to ask??????? well u just keep taking less talking man more wanking haha
I tell the alter boys the same thing
strange that hahaha ya dirty bollox
Pot kettle black comes to mind iv been reasonably good tonight
One could almost say pious
But the good father knows better "
father always knows best haha |
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"Fine don't then pack of pricks
Lol your posts amuse me glad they amuse someone say I piss a load of people off on here haha
Fuck em if your happy "
in always happy I never care what anyone thinks of me
On here I'd jus laugh haha |
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"Lets hear your confession hmmm my sins I broke a vagina the weekend then told someone to shove nickers in her mouth to shut her up then drawed on someone's face then lifted him off the bed relised I couldn't hold him anymore so dropped him does this make me a bad person father? Haha
Get to the good stuff my child ah Jesus father I'd be banned off the site for that carry on haha
Ah but itll be good for the soul
Itll never leave the confessional box either would who ever was in there with me good giving the box a good owl pounding haha
Just wipe in down afterwads
Cant have the alter boys complaining oh god I was gonna say something there Defo would of been getting a ban hahaha
But are you not entertained at the thought of it it's the keeping me entertained part is the HARD part
Why, cant you keep it up?
The staying entertained I mean of course hahaha I don't have problems of keeping things up ur confusing the little brain I have now haha
Little?????? oh stop talking will ya haha giz a wank haha
You wanted me to wait for you to ask??????? well u just keep taking less talking man more wanking haha
I tell the alter boys the same thing
strange that hahaha ya dirty bollox
Pot kettle black comes to mind iv been reasonably good tonight
One could almost say pious
But the good father knows better father always knows best haha"
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"Fine don't then pack of pricks
Lol your posts amuse me glad they amuse someone say I piss a load of people off on here haha
Fuck em if your happy in always happy I never care what anyone thinks of me
On here I'd jus laugh haha "
Same here and not going to change. |
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"Fine don't then pack of pricks
Lol your posts amuse me glad they amuse someone say I piss a load of people off on here haha
Fuck em if your happy in always happy I never care what anyone thinks of me
On here I'd jus laugh haha
Same here and not going to change."
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