Okay as some of you may know ...I ..Apples recently broke my arm ..and am coping and managing many day to day tasks effectively ...mind you with some degrees of difficulty ....so I won't complain as I am professional aware how worse off I could be.....however this morning I have a particular issue that I should have foreseen...I let ollie head off this morning without getting his assistance with putting on my bra .....something I currently am completely uncapable of doing alone ...ah poo....is all I can say ! |
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By *eth TVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Button it from the front and twist it around then  "
Far far easier said than done. I spent two months in a cast a few years ago and the amount of basic shit it stopped me from doing was scary. Including basics like dressing ones self. Most of us struggle two handed with a bra; one is nigh impossible  |
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"Okay as some of you may know ...I ..Apples recently broke my arm ..and am coping and managing many day to day tasks effectively ...mind you with some degrees of difficulty ....so I won't complain as I am professional aware how worse off I could be.....however this morning I have a particular issue that I should have foreseen...I let ollie head off this morning without getting his assistance with putting on my bra .....something I currently am completely uncapable of doing alone ...ah poo....is all I can say !"
I could open it with 3 fingers but I wouldn't be any good at putting it on...I'll have to simpathize with Ollie on this one...
Us lads train on how to take of the bra not how to put it on  |
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"Ring his boss and ask if he can come home to put on your bra!! "
You know Ollie ....he has no boss...lol...
He's out tending to another of his Lady clients...funny, he never works for guys. ..mmmm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apples has by far the a most amazing set of boobies I've ever seen they're just there and no amout of Velcro would work I've just left work in your area otherwise could have helped  Ollie I think you need to return and assist lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol "
Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol
Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon? "
Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!! |
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"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol
Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?
Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!"
Love that  |
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"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol
Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?
Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!
Love that "
*Whispers to Saxxy ... are you him  * |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol
Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?
Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!"
Anyone know Ollie's sign? |
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"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol
Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?
Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!
Love that
*Whispers to Saxxy ... are you him *"
*whisper to Clover .... I might be...I'll let you know once I find a good Fabcave.. ideally a moist and warm environment |
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"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol
Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?
Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!
Love that
*Whispers to Saxxy ... are you him *
*whisper to Clover .... I might be...I'll let you know once I find a good Fabcave.. ideally a moist and warm environment "
Swit Swoooooo Fabman I know the perfect spot that meets all of your criteria ... |
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"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol
Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?
Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!
Love that
*Whispers to Saxxy ... are you him *
*whisper to Clover .... I might be...I'll let you know once I find a good Fabcave.. ideally a moist and warm environment
Swit Swoooooo Fabman I know the perfect spot that meets all of your criteria ... "
Roscommon? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol
Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?
Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!
Love that
*Whispers to Saxxy ... are you him *
*whisper to Clover .... I might be...I'll let you know once I find a good Fabcave.. ideally a moist and warm environment
Swit Swoooooo Fabman I know the perfect spot that meets all of your criteria ...
Roscommon? "
To be fair it does tick alot of boxes for a cave like place lol |
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"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol
Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?
Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!
Love that
*Whispers to Saxxy ... are you him *
*whisper to Clover .... I might be...I'll let you know once I find a good Fabcave.. ideally a moist and warm environment
Swit Swoooooo Fabman I know the perfect spot that meets all of your criteria ...
Roscommon?
To be fair it does tick alot of boxes for a cave like place lol"
pollawaddy comes to mind...and brings back memories too |
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"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol
Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?
Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!
Anyone know Ollie's sign? "
Do not fear people of fab....
The sky was illuminated with Ollie's sign... (not so much a giant bat, but the shape of a giant cock)
Ollie returned in his beautiful van (Mercedes of course ) to save his gorgeous Apples...from pervy guy next door...
Rest assured...both she and my two bountiful girls are safe once again in Ollie's capable hands...
Olliepop
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Here Ollie tell apples invest in one of those sports type lycra bras she can pull over her head instead of dragging u all the way home to position her orbs so she can tease and tantilise u |
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"Here Ollie tell apples invest in one of those sports type lycra bras she can pull over her head instead of dragging u all the way home to position her orbs so she can tease and tantilise u "
Thanks CJ....but apparently, or so I'm told....they don't make sports bras that size |
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